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balls are week and sensitive, vaginas take a pound i NG, cuz they want to act like pussies so what would you do honey?!

When Hans swallows a mysterious "edging pill" from his playful girlfriend Sakura, he expects a wild night. What he gets is a nonstop, uncontrollable flood of pleasure and cum that refuses to stop.

The words rolled around in Skye's mind as he thrust his spear through the neck, or at least one of the necks, of the creature in front of him. "All worlds are dangerous, Skye, this one is no different. Violence never stops, it just changes. And we think that if we just use the right type of violence, we can fix it. We just add to it." Was he using the right type of violence now? It felt right, like it was meant to stop this beast born from the sickness of a dying soul from destroying everything he loved. But the words that whispered into his ear made him unsure. [Faded Husk returns to the cycle] The cycle will continue. The cycle of life, the cycle of violence. It didn't matter which. He didn't want to be the one to return. He had come to this world with nothing but a past he didn't want to remember, and built something he couldn't abandon. He had allies now. A home for the first time in a long time. People who relied on him to survive. From the roots under his feet he willed his Minions to sprout. Growing from the ground, his Chestnut Warriors sprang up, shields in hand. He would keep trying until he found the right violence.

In a world where humanity’s sins birth abominations of pure malice known as phantoms Garridan Wraith has found himself with a unique opportunity. He can screw over the mangaka who ruined the series, and he’ll do it by destroying the plot one arc after another! Heroines and villains beware, the man punished by the mysterious mangaka to live in this world is taking it in stride! What to expect: A morally grey and often times evil main character. Yanderes, lots of those. Smut, this is p0rn with plot. Big harem, almost every female character in the story kind of big. A world that despite supposedly being the setting of a shonen story is filled with nightmares and calamities definitely not for younger eyes. Complex power system, suspense and action stemming from limitations and conditions. Monster hunting, the phantoms aren't going to kill themselves after all! I plan on posting everyday, schedule kind of depends on work though so be warned. Thanks for reading, Useless out! Additional Tags: Battle Academy | Clingy lover | Comedic Undertone | Conditional Power | Confident Protagonist | Contracts | Elemental Magic | Hard-working Protagonist | Harem-seeking Protagonist | Human-Nonhuman Relationship | Incest | Love Interest Falls in Love First | Magic | Male Yandere | Monster Girls | Monster Society | Obsessive Love | Strong Love Interests | Strong to Stronger | Overpowered You can find this story on Scribblehub: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/771215/your-manga-sucks-ill-prove-it/ And if you'd like to support then here is my Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/uselessdegenerate I don't know how this platform works as an author so if you could support me with this thing’s equivalent of a like or even add it to your reading list I would greatly appreciate it.

Izayoi and Akiza have the worst possible opinions of each other, even after living together for two years. He thinks she's a selfish brat, she believes he's a perverted slacker. The animosity has reached a breaking point and Akiza wants to move out. Time apart sounds ideal until they both start experiencing strange dreams. In these fantasies, they're the wrong bodies! The events of their dreams threaten to spill out into the real world, causing havoc in their lives as they try to work out what is happening to them, what powers are causing it and more importantly, how they can use it to get back to normal. It's gonna take a good long journey, loads of comedy, some heart, heaps of character development, a bucket of hi-jinks and a ton of gender bending tropes to get to the bottom of what's gotten on. ********************************** If you can't wait to find out what happens next, you can grab Volume 1 for just $5.99 Amazon -- https://amz.run/6hjR Smashwords -- https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1367118

Ten-year-old Kyle Ashford accidentally releases mystical beasts from an ancient grimoire known as the Eldritch Bestiary and named the Beast Seeker. He must tame the mystical beasts to save humanity from the evil witch who aims to set the mortal word in collision course with the spirit world in order to build a realm with no boundary where beasts and shadows rule. ______________________________________________________________________ Excerpt: "You, Kyle, are a Beast Seeker," the book began, its voice taking on a more serious tone. "Your mission is to capture mystical beasts and seal them back into me so they do not interfere with the physical world. You are one of many Beast Seekers chosen for this task." "Yeah, obviously," I said sarcastically. "Anything else I should have already figured out?" "Quite right, Captain Obvious," the book responded with a hint of sarcasm. "Moving on. Let's discuss the power system. In this realm, your abilities are quantified in a LitRPG fashion. You have stats such as Strength, Agility, Intelligence, and so on. These stats will increase as you complete tasks and capture beasts." "Okay, so it's like a video game?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.  "Exactly," said the book. "Well, this is becoming too cliche now isn't it?" I snickered. "Blame it on your poor life choices of playing video games instead of studying, Kyle. Eldritch's magic programs this realm to reflect the seeker's interest which in your case, video games. But instead of pixels, you're dealing with real, magical creatures that can and will try to eat you," the book said cheerfully. "Now, onto the reward system. For every beast you capture, you earn Ability Points (AP). These points can be spent on new abilities that will be added to your inventory for you to level up." ______________________________________________________________________

A boy born into a normal life in the Mediterranean that was destroyed by chance and he was left to wander not knowing what he is . ( First story ever so if it's bad well that's why. Constructive comments please) And thanks for reading. Also I own nothing to with twilight or any other things this story has in it and they belong to their respective company's. There may be magic haven't decided yet most likly runes and such. There is Some gore.

If you like the story but are considering dropping it due to poor writing, please stay in contact so that I can let you know when I rewrite the first few chapters. The writing will improve with time. discord - soyasos0089 This story is about a former footballer who died by a truck and transmigrated. Generic? Keep reading. Then he realises that he had transmigrated to a novel. Still generic? Keep reading. The writer, who was creating that story can somehow talk to the mc, still generic? Idk. filled with comedy, a -not bad- magic system and world building, a bit of mystery, and more. give it a try. This story follows both writer's and main character, they goes through problems, solves them... Well, atleast some of them.

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.

One day, a strange hand suddenly appeared inside Chi Wan’s interdimensional space. Its owner claimed to be living in the apocalypse—starving, desperate—and begged to trade anything he had for food. Chi Wan stared at the pile of Imperial Green jade, oversized diamonds, and dozens of kilograms of gold bars he offered… and fell into deep thought. …Wasn’t this a little too profitable? From then on, her connection to the apocalypse only grew stronger. The mysterious man—who turned out to be a powerful figure—used his Wood Ability to help her revive rare orchids, cultivate endangered plants, and even harvest zombie crystal cores for the country. As for Chi Wan? She only had three responsibilities: feed him, feed him, and keep feeding him. Somehow, without realizing it, a group of extraordinary men began to gather around her: A genius research scientist. An aloof, abstinent CEO. A cold and ruthless Soldier King… In front of Chi Wan, they were gentle, attentive, and impeccably polite—each trying to outshine the others. Behind her back? They were one step away from tearing each other apart. Meanwhile, on the other side of the spatial link… The so-called King of the Apocalypse clenched his teeth in silence as he listened to these men compete for her attention. As for Chi Wan? “I’m busy getting rich and supporting my family,” she said calmly. “A battle royale of suitors? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Until one day— An absurdly handsome man appeared at the gates of her villa… carrying a sack filled with gold and jewels. “I’m here to marry into your family,” he declared. Chi Wan glanced at him, then at the newly connected wasteland world inside her space… …and once again fell into deep thought.