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"You need to know something," said Fili, taking her face in his large warm hands. "You will always have me. Even if the Valar take you away tomorrow, I will always be your brother. I want you. I'm going to fight Thorin for you, but even if I lose, you are always my sister. I would sooner stop being a dwarf than stop being your brother." Can exploring caves land you in a hobbit's pantry? It happened to Sara Miller. Taken from the 21st century, she must navigate through middle-earth to find a way back home. But to do so she will have to understand why the Valar have sent her in the first place, something even Gandalf does not know. All Sara wants to do is return home so she can resume the search for her family but now she is stuck going on this insane quest. Why are wizard's so capricious? Thorin has first-hand experience with one, namely Gandalf. Thorin is determined to reclaim his home in Erebor for his people and was even prepared to accept a hobbit on the quest. But now Gandalf insists that if he wants his help he must allow a woman from another world into his company as well. But just because the wizard brings her along doesn't mean Thorin has to play nice. Who is this woman anyhow and why is Mahal's mark on her hand?

There are a lot of people out there that when asked if they could choose a world to live in, a fantasy world that they could start all over in there is no doubt that the world of Pokémon would be one of the top of the list, and why not its full of breathtaking landscapes, its safe enough for 10 years old's to wander the woods and of course it has Pokémon... but what if the world of Pokémon isn't as bright and gentle as we think it is. Meet Robert Leone and how he chose to reincarnate into the world of Pokémon and discovered it's not a PG-rated world. my first novel so any feedback is appreciated. I don't own the rights to Pokémon or any characters other than the ones I make cover art is not mine so if you don't want it there let me know

So, I was bored one day and felt like typing something a while back. Was a fun project that I did so I kept going. Then uh... I forgot about it. (LoL) Then I rediscovered it again. I have to say. It was entertaining read as I remembered it all over again, entertaining enough that I decided to post some of it here over this old one. let everyone have a bit of the taste of my madness. Comedy (At least I thought it was funny.) Fanfiction (References mostly.) Fantasy (For obvious reasons that you will find later on.)

"So, you're the legendary wandering wizard? I must say, I'm a little disappointed." "Well, that's nice. I wasn't really trying to impress you anyway. Tell me, again, who are you?" . . . Pulchritudinous (adj.) breathtaking, heartbreaking, beauty . . . !!Gay!!Male OC

Someone tansmigrated from the real world into the lord of the rings world specificly the hobbit world with a system called the Untouchable system

Hiro was a simple kid, all he wants in life is to live as silently as possible but when life uno reverse carded his parents his silent life was destroyed. Now he wants to be a hero I guess.

En las Landas de Etten, un rincón maldito de la Tierra Media donde el viento gime como un lamento eterno y la tierra se quiebra bajo el peso de la desolación, un enano roto se alza contra la sombra que devoró su mundo. Tygran el Loco, exiliado de Erebor tras las llamas voraces de Smaug, carga con el dolor de un pueblo masacrado y el eco de un hogar perdido. No es solo un guerrero: es un alma arrancada de otra existencia, atrapada en un cuerpo curtido por la guerra, guiada por un poder oscuro y extraño que convierte la sangre en fuerza y la muerte en destino. Montado en su cabra de guerra, una bestia tan feroz como su espíritu, Tygran empuña un hacha que canta con cada golpe, liderando a los últimos enanos de las Landas en una cruzada desesperada contra las hordas trasgas que infestan el norte, un enemigo infinito que surge de cuevas profundas y torres de hierro oxidado. Desde las cenizas de un campamento aniquilado hasta el corazón ardiente de una fortaleza que amenaza con engullir Eriador, esta odisea desgarradora entrelaza el alma trágica de El Hobbit con la grandeza sombría de El Señor de los Anillos. Los enanos de Landas de Etten no buscan refugio: cazan con una furia que hace temblar la tierra, sus martillos de mithril dorado y catapultas de fuego forjando un camino de sangre y ruinas. Pero la victoria tiene un costo. Cuando la última torre trasga cae en un infierno de humo y acero, y los elfos de Rivendel hallan a Tygran al borde del abismo, su cuerpo roto entre gigantes despedazados, un grito silencioso resuena: ¿qué fuerza sobrenatural impulsa a este enano a doblegar titanes y comandar ejércitos, y qué precio pagará por un poder que no comprende? Sumérgete en una epopeya de venganza y sacrificio, donde el legado de Durin se enfrenta a un destino teñido de sangre y misterio. Los enanos rugen, los elfos observan, y la Tierra Media tiembla ante un héroe que podría ser su salvación… o su perdición.

Lalia lived a simple life with her fellow hobbits in the shire, boring by her standards, until the wizard daughter Estella arrives and convinces her to join a group of dwarves on a quest to reclaim the kingdom of Erebor. The journey takes Lalia on a path through treacherous lands swarming with orcs, goblins and other dangers, not the least of which is an encounter with Gollum and a life she had dreamed of, and using power she was gifted at a young age, to use magic in a way that hobbits saw as a warning, even with her own brother.

Twilight Giant Pathway of Lord of Mysteries ( LOTM ) in The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings ( LOTR ) Universe In the shadowed wilds of Gondor, where ancient hills whispered of forgotten kings, a man awoke not to the sterile hum of operating rooms, but to the chill bite of twilight wind against black mithril armor. Arthur—once a surgeon whose hands had coaxed life from the brink, only to surrender his own to exhaustion—stirred with a stranger's strength surging through veins that felt both familiar and forged anew. His green eyes, dulled by the haze of transmigration, scanned the mist-shrouded expanse. A faint divine hum emanated from the rune-etched plate encasing him, binding light within unyielding darkness. In his grip, a mithril longsword thrummed like a second heartbeat, its edge promising precision deadlier than any scalpel. Fragmented whispers in his mind unveiled the truth: a stolen fragment of power from the Lord of Mysteries universe had taken root—the Twilight Giant Pathway, a perilous divine authority twisting his healer's soul toward warrior godhood.(see the generated image above) As distant echoes of the Lonely Mountain and Shire pierced the air, Arthur rose, George his bonded steed nickering nearby. The Black Healer had awakened, his path a fragile equilibrium between mending flesh and unleashing purifying dawn—destined to carve legend amid Middle-earth's gathering shadows.

Good news: You've awakened. Bad news: You're the villainess. Renee Jennings accidentally obtains a system, allowing her to break free from the plot's control by completing missions. Renee Jennings: "Wait a minute, what's with all the animal dictionaries as a reward?" System: [They can give you an affinity with animals.] Renee Jennings: "Why?" System: [Because a villainess has no affinity with people.] Renee Jennings: "…" This joke is not that funny... * After unlocking animal languages, Renee Jennings embarks on a path of no return— Leading dogs to save a blind woman being stalked by a pervert. Reporting an evil old man who murdered his wife and hid her body, thanks to rats. Helping a kitten catch the murderer who killed its owner and buried the body. Finding tens of millions in stolen goods based on intel from birds. * While others are petting cats, Renee Jennings is riding a tiger. While others are falling in love, Renee Jennings is solving crimes. While others are getting married, Renee Jennings is rescuing endangered animals. While others are having kids, Renee Jennings is serving her country.