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Just AI translations that I want to leisurely read later (Ignore this). Also, I'm not the author. Problems: *Names *Chaps heavily un-edited *Cultivation realm confusion Pro: *Better than MTL at least lol Cover is from R.top

After transmigrating for four years, He Yiming finally becomes a rookie sect master, activates the Sect System, and receives sign-in rewards! The system actually summons companions from Earth, having them transmigrate as a group, reshape their bodies, and become disciples of the sect! And so, the sect’s entire vibe takes a sharp turn! Dark Souls veteran: “Even though the newbie-village mobs can one-shot us, as long as you block one attack and roll, you can kill them flawlessly without taking damage!” Chūnibyō player: “If your right hand doesn’t have the Power of Seals, what kind of immortality are you cultivating?! Come to my crash course! Guaranteed results!” Tower defense player: “The beast tide is coming! Form up the He Yiming Defense Group! Arrow towers, ice turrets, flying-sword formations—all ready! If even one monster slips through, I’ll butterfly swim in Shit!” Native cultivator: “What? He Yiming’s disciples can establish their foundation in three seconds?” “What? He Yiming’s disciples can solo a great demon without taking damage?” “What? Every one of He Yiming’s disciples has Heavenly Fire?” “What the hell—say that again?!” TL Note: My translation of names will be a bit different from the previous translator, so I will have to ask that people adjust to the new/similar names. Also the other translator is wrong on the chapter length. I check on the book’s publisher website and their chapter 773 should be chapter 688, so this is continuing off from their last chapter. Also, I am translating it here as well and you can read paid chapters here https://indratranslations.com/series/all-my-disciples-suck/ Here is my Patreon patreon.com/dojyann. Tier one will be $3 a month allowing access to 15 chapters ahead, $5 gets 30, and $10 gets all my locked chapters. Currently it would be best to buy the chapter on https://indratranslations.com/series/all-my-disciples-suck untill there is 15 chapters for tier one.

Lu Changsheng is depressed. In this world full of cultivators and immortals, because of his face and irresistible fine bearing as a protagonist, women fall in love with him within three seconds. Unusual heavenly phenomena occur to celebrate his breakthroughs. His literary talent can easily shock all scholars and his random citations are eulogized by the heaven and earth. Legendary beasts offer themselves as mounts, celestial treasures throw themselves into his pockets. However, there is one thing he does not understand. He's the main character, the protagonist, the MC! Why does his cultivation suck? Also known as "Super Ultra Ordinary and Average Eldest Senior Brother," "Why Am I Still the MC Even When I Suck at Cultivation," "My Good-looking Face But Hopeless Cultivation."

A dream job in Thailand was the promise. A nine-year nightmare was the price. In 1997, hopeful graduate Chen Yu is lured into a gilded cage ruled by the sadistic crime lord, Dan Tun. Stripped of his name, his freedom, and his very manhood, he is brutally remade into "Anna"—a "Younuke Ladyboy," a beautiful, broken commodity forced to perform on a glittering stage while dying inside. For nine years, he is a puppet, a plaything, a silent victim. Yet, in the deepest abyss of despair, the ghost of Chen Yu refuses to die. Fueled by a burning vow to avenge a fallen friend and reclaim his stolen life, he begins to plot. Escape is only the beginning. The real war is fought not for survival, but for justice. Can a soul, shattered and remade, expose a transnational criminal empire? And can a voice, silenced for so long, finally make the world listen?

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Set in fantasy Port Town, Virginia, Your Witches Suck tells the collective stories of Witches surviving in an a world like yours.

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[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!