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Chen Xiangbei, a F1 driver, is reborn back to 2008, originally wanting to become a low-key high school student, but accidentally leads an entire era. 【There are only cowardly people, not cowardly cars. If anyone is dissatisfied, shift to second gear, rev up to 7200, and go for it!】 【Remember, when cornering on mountain roads, you must use the drainage ditch.】 【No matter how fast the AE86 is, it can't catch up with the Benz that Natsuki sits in, but my Corolla can.】 【Schumacher is indeed strong, but he's old. The future will be my era!】 "If you're so amazing, why don't you go race in F1?" "I don't have money!"

Yang Chen, an online car-hailing driver, is bound to a "Negative Reviews Reward" system. As long as he does not compromise with unreasonable passengers, he can receive rewards if he receives negative reviews or complaints. Passenger: Driver, I want you to drive the car upstairs for me. My new Hongxing shoes got wet and dirty. Are you going to compensate me? Yang Chen: Miss, this is a car, how can I drive it upstairs? Passenger: I don't care, you have to drive it upstairs. Aren't you an online car-hailing driver supposed to serve passengers? Do you believe I'll give you a negative review? Platform: Dear driver, we regret to inform you that you have received a negative review and have been complained about by the customer. System: "Congratulations, Master, for earning a negative review through your capability, and you are rewarded with 28% ownership of the Peninsula Hotel." ……

"Kids, what kind of person is your dad?" In a certain class, a teacher was giving a lesson to the children, with the theme being "My Dad." Outside the window, there were a large number of photography tools set up, clearly for a live broadcast. "My dad is a firefighter." "My dad is a boss. There are several dozen employees in his company." "My dad is a car mechanic. He can fix any car." The children eagerly answered one by one, but when it came to Xia Zixin, things were a bit different. "My dad is a genius in weapons. He can make any kind of gun and ammunition!!" Everyone was taken aback, but they didn't take it seriously. "I'm serious!" With that, Xia Zixin reached into her bag and pulled out a shiny Desert Eagle, placing it on the desk. Everyone was stunned. Xia Zixin smiled proudly. "Do you want to see more? I have got hand grenades, smoke bombs, and tear gas in my backpack." The people present were dumbfounded. Instantly, the entire internet began searching for Xia Zixin's dad...

Kevin Flaherty’s life really sucks. Laid off from his job and facing homelessness, he doesn’t think things can get worse. Forced to work a low-paying job at a car wash, he’s embarrassed to even tell his closest friends.<br><br>Hotshot lawyer Michael Bennett comes in to have his Maserati cleaned. Kevin knows Michael well. When Kevin was fifteen, an openly gay twenty-one-year-old Michael was Kevin’s dream man. But when the teenaged Kevin made a move, Michael rejected the then too young Kevin. But nine years have passed, and Michael is surprised at how gorgeous and haughty Kevin has become.<br><br>When he learns of Kevin’s situation, a smitten Michael makes it his job to clean up the disaster Kevin’s life has become. But his take-charge, bossy attitude rubs sensitive Kevin the wrong way.<br><br>Things look dismal for Kevin once more, but can he find a way to let Michael see the true beauty behind his sass?

The naughty kid scratched Li Yuan's car. Instead of paying compensation, the parents humiliated him in every possible way. "He's still a child! Why do you, an adult, care about a child?" Li Yuan was completely pissed off. Ding. The anti-moral kidnapping system is activated. Li Yuan, who successfully bound the system, parked a Lamborghini supercar downstairs with his backhand. Sure enough, the naughty child committed a crime for the second time. Faced with the sky-high compensation, the naughty child's parents were immediately numb. What? No money? "Get ready, get ready, sell the house." Li Yuan said lightly, and the parents who instigated the naughty child to commit the crime were sent to jail. On the bus. "As a young man, don't you have any sense of ethics if you don't take the initiative to give up your seat to an old man?" Friend. "You are so rich, why don't you lend me a little?" on the street. "I walked the dog without a leash, wouldn't you run away? If you were bitten, you deserved it!" Rejecting moral kidnapping starts with me. Everything can be mediated, so why do we need law? The world needs someone who is extra serious, so...here I am!

She wasn’t supposed to see it. One wrong click. One hidden file. And suddenly, Sophia became a target. Now, powerful men are hunting her through the night… and the only escape she has is a dangerous stranger—a cold, unreadable billionaire who seems to know more than he should. He saved her. But he’s hiding secrets of his own. As Sophia gets pulled deeper into a world of lies, power, and betrayal, she realizes something terrifying— The truth she carries could destroy lives… including hers. And the man protecting her? He might be the most dangerous secret of all. In a game where trust is deadly and love is unexpected… Will she survive long enough to uncover the truth?

This story is written by me, Author GL (Edemekong Goodluck), a 12 years old boy author with a great mindset. Check out and subscribe to my YouTube channel, Name: MEGTUBE. Thanks

I'm Clara Woods, and for seven years, I chased Dominic Hale, the untouchable wolf who carried me to safety when I collapsed in college. Despite his coldness, mysterious pop-up comments revealed his hidden love, fueling my relentless pursuit. We became mates, but his distance never faded—forgotten birthdays, ignored fevers, and cozy moments with Aurora shredded my heart. After a car accident and endless betrayals, I broke our bond and fled to Favalon. Now, as Dominic begs for a second chance, I’m building a new life with Oliver, wondering if I can ever trust love again.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend