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Claim Me Captain! I'm Addicted to You!

Claim Me Captain! I'm Addicted to You!

[Warning: Mature Content, R18+] [Detailed Smut] [Strictly for Adults Only] Mixed POV: 3rd & 1st POV [COMPLETED] Soundtrack available on YT, IG, & FB SONG TITLE: 1. Claim Me - Shiroi Nami (Claim Me Captain! I'm Addicted to You!) 2. Found My Home - Shiroi Nami (Claim Me Captain! I'm Addicted to You!) Georgia Lewis had a carefully planned future. Her longtime billionaire boyfriend proposed marriage, promising protection and financial freedom. But everything was shattered in an instant. Her brother’s tragic death at sea was initially pinned on a disgraced ship captain. Then, the case was closed and declared a drunken accident, but the wounds never healed on either side. Georgia was left to pick up the pieces: Left with an orphaned niece, a dying family business, and dealing with the angry people whom her father and brother owed money that was used to revive their agency… in fear. To make things worse, she was pushed overboard into the midnight sea before her wedding. Thought dead by everyone on the ship, she survives... barely... only to be rescued by the last man she ever wanted to see again— Captain Nicholas Knight, the man once accused of her brother’s murder. Georgia is forced to trust Nick as she recovers. He is intense, stoic, and shockingly kind—nothing like the killer she imagined. As the days pass, she learns more about who Nicholas really was, but Georgia remains haunted by betrayal and secrets. Nick risks his life for her, and despite his hunger for her, he vowed to protect her, not use her. He teaches her how to fight, how to survive—and how to trust again. Determined to protect Georgia, Nick finally steps into his destiny. But enemies are everywhere. As passion and danger collide, Georgia and Nick must fight for their future, outsmart powerful enemies, and uncover a murderous conspiracy hiding in plain sight. But revenge comes at a price, and so does love. Yet the more she resists him, the more addicted she becomes. And when the world wants to silence her… He’s the only one who’ll burn it down to save her. Excerpt: “Goddammit, wake up! Don’t you dare die on me! I swear, if you make me regret jumping from that fucking moving ship—!” Her lashes fluttered, blurred by seawater and tears. “Are you awake?” the voice came again. He was closer now, his breath warm against her cheek. “Can you hear me?!” “I’m begging you… Don’t tell anyone you found me… Someone tried to kill me…” His brows furrowed. “What…? Were you pushed overboard?” Georgia barely managed to nod. But her body had had enough. “Yes…” Then the memories crashed back. Salt water, freezing winds, her body going numb in the ocean… “Don’t come any closer!” she hissed. "I swear to God, I’ll scream if you come one step closer, you pervert!” “I know you...” Nick stiffened. “What now?” “You murdering son of a bitch!” she roared. Georgia grabbed the nearest pillow and hurled it at him. “What the hell? Are you insane?!” he barked, dodging the pillow. “You’re Nicholas Knight! You killed my brother!” Seeing her trembling, he lifted her effortlessly. “Let go of me!” she shrieked, squirming violently. “Stop—shit!” Nick lost his balance. “Maniac!” she declared. That’s when he felt it. Something soft. Plush. His head dropped like a guillotine blade, fast and sharp. His eyes locked on his right hand, which was currently cupping her like he was holding a fragile fruit from the gods. His soul left his body. But his body betrayed him. He was as hard as rock in an instant… Eyes bulging, jaw dropping, Nick choked on a curse. “Fuck.” Too bad he whispered it directly into Georgia’s face. Georgia's knee rocketed upward like a heat-seeking missile. “How dare you touch me, you Captain Pervert! Murderer!” she hissed like a vengeful sea witch. Nick wheezed in pain, clutching his groin. “I saved your life…”
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The number one favorite wedding in history. Good morning, Captain

The number one favorite wedding in history. Good morning, Captain

[ new article: Rich Family's wedding pet, young master Liang's baby sweet wife ] He was the youngest captain on an international flight route. He was calm, wise, and handsome Under the bed, his messy clothes were scattered all over the ground. "GET LOST! " She kicked him. "Baby, didn't you say you were hungry? I was just obeying your wishes... " he smiled evilly and grabbed the little foot that was flying towards him. She was so angry that she was speechless, but his eyes were full of love. * * * He was the youngest and most handsome captain. At the same time, he was also the beloved son of the Chairman of NEPC International Airlines. With his own abilities, he was promoted from a flight attendant to a captain. He was only thirty years old. She was a flight attendant on the Far Eastern Airlines. They hid the fact that they were married and lived a life of collusion. * * * * The flight attendants were all afraid of him. Those who did not know the truth even asked her to fly with him. "I'm not going... " she refused desperately. That colleague looked at her pitifully. "Why? Are you not going to help me? " "You're married, and I'm not. WHO'S SAFER? " She said shamelessly, going against her conscience. After saying that, she regretted it. "If you're not married, then you'll lie on the same bed with me every night. Are you a mistress? " That night, she was chased out of the bedroom and slept on the sofa for the whole night. If I love you, I won't be like a climbing kaleidoscope, using your tall branches to show off.
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Falling for Miss Captain : LOVE vs DUTY

Falling for Miss Captain : LOVE vs DUTY

"Fight your war and I will fight mine. If I ever fall, you will help me up and I will do the same for you." * * * She was a Captain of the Silveren Army often described as cold and tough but she was a woman with many hidden scars. He was a Crown Prince of Edeladon who was once a domineering and cold man who learned from his mistakes. They met in a foreign country while keeping their identities a secret yet they share a mutual affection for each other. She made a vow to punish the ones who led her brother to death. He was determined to find out the truth behind the death of his ex-lover. They had many reasons to be apart. However, one reason kept them together - the happiness they find in one another. Join me in the story of how Captain Yelena Arista of Silveren and Crown Prince Felix Valestra of Edeladon fight to protect their love while maintaining the duties and responsibilities that they bear! * * * Excerpt - "I love you." She finally said the three words which the man was dying to hear for a long time! Felix didn't saw it coming at all! He was waiting for her to give him an answer, but this was beyond his expectations! His eyes grew wide in disbelief! "What did you say?" He cannot believe his ears. He wanted to make sure that he didn't hear her wrong. "I said I love you, you fool! I -" Before Yelena could finish her words, Felix rose from his seat, bend down once again and sealed her lips with a gentle kiss. Felix slowly pulled his head back and gently held her on the neck. Yelena could feel the rapid thumping of his heartbeat which match hers. "Don't you dare go back on your words. If necessary, I will even chase you to the end of the earth." His lips curved into a smile. "The same goes for you." She replied confidently. "Then what will you do to me?" He asked her. Yelena pointed at her wound. "I'll shoot you. The pain will be two folds compared to this." She said with a devilish smile. She then leaned towards him and whisper in his ear. "You may not know, but I'm a good shooter." Felix chuckled at her response. "Is this how it feels to have a soldier as a girlfriend? But why do I have a feeling that you will try to shoot me even if I upset you a little?" He teased her. "Will you make me upset then?" She said with a serious tone. "No, ma'am!" He responded right away. -------------------------------------- Note: All countries, organizations, places and characters in this novel are fictional. Disclaimer: I do not own the cover photo. It is uploaded from another source and all rights credited to the real owner...
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What are the characteristics of Captain Obvious comic?
Captain Obvious comic is characterized by its simplicity and the ability to make you laugh at things that you might have overlooked. It uses a light-hearted approach to point out the obvious, with colorful illustrations and snappy dialogues that make the point in an engaging manner.
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2025-03-30 05:02
What is the nature of the Captain Obvious comic strip?
It's usually humorous and satirical, making fun of obvious situations or common sense.
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2025-12-25 20:49
Why is there a meme of Captain America lying on the bed?
It could be for humor or to play with the character's image. Maybe it's part of a fan's creative take.
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2025-12-16 18:51
Why is there a meme of Captain America lying on his death bed?
Well, such a meme might arise from fans' speculation about dramatic moments or as a form of dark humor related to the character. It could also be a commentary on the vulnerability of superheroes.
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2025-12-19 00:53
What are the common elements in the 'Iron Man and Captain America' comic strip meme?
Often, it features their classic poses or quotes. Maybe some humorous juxtapositions of their personalities or powers.
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2025-12-18 10:42
10 obvious symptoms of depression
The symptoms of depression are as follows: 1. In terms of emotions, one would be depressed, pessimistic, disappointed, depressed, sighing, lack of happiness, lack of interest in everything, and even pessimistic and hopeless in serious cases. They would feel that life was meaningless and would be in a state of depression for a long time without being able to adjust and recover. 2. In terms of thinking, slow thinking, slow brain response, lack of concentration, no desire to speak, few words, and few movements. 3. In terms of willpower, willpower decreased, no desire to do anything, no pursuit, no desire to socialize, no desire to speak, and in serious cases, suicidal thoughts or suicidal behavior. 4. Physical symptoms: - In terms of sleep, insomnia, poor sleep quality, or sleeping too much. When you wake up in the morning, you feel particularly painful and uncomfortable. In the afternoon and evening, your symptoms will be relieved. - Appetite: Inappetence or excessive eating and drinking, large changes in weight. - Other physical symptoms: easy to feel fatigue, fatigue, constipation, inexplicable nausea and vomiting, chest pain, back pain, stomach pain, etc. 5. In terms of social function, they like to isolate themselves and are unwilling to go out to exercise. Their social function is damaged. After treatment, if they start to pay attention to the people and things around them and are willing to participate in social activities, it is a sign of improvement. 6. Self-evaluation: low self-evaluation, too harsh on their own mistakes, always belittling themselves. 7. In terms of behavior, the patient's movement speed was slow, including getting up, dressing, brushing his teeth, eating, and other daily actions. However, some patients would show abnormal restlessness, walking back and forth, talking to themselves, and so on.
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2026-07-26 20:31
The novel cover is not obvious
If the cover of the novel is not obvious, you can consider the following improvements: - ** In terms of design elements ** - ** Strengthening the main elements **: Make sure that there is a clear main body on the cover. For example, if it is a novel with a main character, you can make the character more prominent, increase the proportion of the character on the cover, or use color contrast (such as the character color is bright, the background color is light) to highlight the character. If the item was the main focus, the same logic applied to make sure that the item was eye-catching enough. - ** Increase visual focus **: You can add some unique elements to attract readers 'attention, such as adding dazzling special effects elements to the cover of science fiction novels, adding unique ancient symbols to the cover of ancient novels, etc. - ** Opticize the layout of the text and images **: The layout of the text and images cannot be messy. The text must be concise and clear. The font size must be appropriate and have a certain sense of design. At the same time, there must be a reasonable spatial layout between the text and images. They must not block each other and affect the recognition. - ** In terms of color usage ** - ** Enhances color contrast **: Choose a color combination with greater color contrast, such as matching bright and dark colors. For example, a black background with white text or bright colored elements would make the cover elements stand out more, making them more obvious. - ** Use bright colors **: avoid using colors that are too dim or close. Use bright and lively colors to make the cover more attractive. For example, the cover of a fantasy novel can use bright colors such as purple and blue. - ** In terms of production skills ** - ** Increase definition **: If it's a picture material, make sure the resolution is high enough to avoid blurring. During the production process, image editing tools could be used to sharpen and other operations to improve the clarity. - ** Use lighting effects **: An appropriate lighting effect can increase the three-dimensional and layered feel of the cover, such as adding highlights and shadows to the characters or objects, making the elements more three-dimensional and realistic, thus making them more obvious. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-29 19:03
A novel with obvious shortcomings
The following are some novels that have been mentioned as having shortcomings: - " Lord of the Mysteries ": Both its strengths and weaknesses are obvious, but its strengths are so long that most Western Fantasy readers can ignore its weaknesses. - " Into Cultivation ": There are logical loopholes, the characters are not well-drawn, and the author is too self-satisfied in the later stages, causing the story to drop significantly. - " The Way of the Dharma: The later part of the plot was slightly delayed and obviously filled with water. Moreover, there were flaws in the male lead's character design, which was somewhat double standard. - The Road to Immortality was slightly inferior to Mortal Cultivation Biography in terms of plot design. - [Purple Mansion Immortal Destiny: After the Golden Core stage, it gives people the feeling that life is only for the sake of leveling up. It's like an online game, dull and boring, and the overall reading experience has greatly declined.] <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-09-18 21:47
10 obvious signs of mania
Mania may have the following symptoms: 1. High Mood: Feeling particularly happy and excited, feeling very good about yourself. You may exaggerate your ability and wealth, feel that you are very great, and be full of optimism and confidence in the future. Or you may be easily provoked. You will lose your temper at the slightest bit of carelessness. In serious irritability, you are easy to conflict with the surroundings, and you will have destructive and aggressive behavior. 2. [Quick Thinking: Faster thinking speed, rich imagination, feeling that the brain is spinning very fast, talking a lot, often endless, difficult to interrupt, increasing the number of words, sentence after sentence, large volume of words, fast speed, often because of talking too much, dry mouth, even hoarse voice.] 3. Increase in willpower: Become energetic, have a wide range of interests, like to socialize, like to meddle in other people's business, take the initiative to help others, sometimes show free will, regardless of the consequences of behavior. 4. [Paranoia: Believes that you have special talents and extraordinary power. Believes that you are a " big shot " and has some unrealistic ideas and plans.] 5. Sleep reduction: Sleep time reduced, but still full of energy. 6. Sympathetic stimulation: red face, increased heart rate, increased blood pressure, etc. 7. Vigorous: always full of action, feeling energetic, active, sociable, busybody, wanting to do big things, wanting to do a lot of things, constantly busy, tireless. 8. Emotional instability: emotional changes are very large. 9. Active thinking: When talking to people, not only can you answer fluently, but you can also interweave some language on other topics. 10. Overrated: In the background of high mood, it is manifested as feeling good about oneself, such as feeling that the body has never been so healthy, energetic, quick-witted, reading ten lines at a glance, or even being pretentious and exaggerating. The novel," Deaths from domestic violence, I went crazy from the bullet comments ", is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-08-24 06:09
A novel that is not too obvious
I recommend a few novels to you. 'An Inn in Hardship' was a wuxia fantasy novel written by Le Xunyuan. It was about an inn in the martial world, where it was difficult to distinguish between good and evil. The male protagonist, Luo Yunxiang, was 23 years old. He was born on June 18th and was a Gemini. He was 180cm tall and weighed 55Kg. He was the shopkeeper of the inn and the number one prophet. He occasionally served as a righteous leader and military counselor. He loved food, defied the heavens, and was paralyzed. The male supporting character, Yi Yun, was 281 years old. He was born on January 28th and was 175cm tall. He was the inn's first generation of employees and was a loyal and warm man. " Not Waiting for Nian Fang " was an ancient romance novel that told the story of Su Kui's transmigration. " Su Ji " was an ancient romance novel written by Yu Danyue. It had plots such as the storm in the capital city, the deep palace walls, and the beauty of mountains and rivers. " The First Wife." I Love Su San's work. A modern woman reincarnated in ancient times. The ordinary female protagonist's farming and family life. " The Great Ming Escapes the Emperor " was a historical novel written by the Qing Emperor. The transmigrator possessed Zhu Youlang and no longer ran away. In three years, he quickly restored the world to the Divine Capital. Although there were bad comments in the book review section, it was worth reading. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-10 10:02
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