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Synopsis: The Bastion of the Twelve (The Final Descent) ​The Bastion of the Twelve is a metaphysical epic tracing the journey of Haoran and Yuxiao as they lead a sanctuary of outcasts through the Forbidden Deep. The Archive, a divine machine of absolute order, treats their existence as a "narrative error" that must be corrected through total erasure. ​The heart of the story lies in the sanctuary’s Metallurgical Metamorphosis, where the city’s physical shell transforms through periodic elements to counter divine protocols. From the Tellurium Logic-Engines to the Thorium Nuclear Hearts, each transformation is a desperate attempt to stay written on the page of existence. ​The Tragedy of the Twin-Logic ​The core conflict is not just between the sanctuary and the Archive, but within the "Lattice of Will" that binds Haoran and Yuxiao. To protect the refugees, they must merge their souls into the city’s core, becoming the very syntax that holds the world together. However, the Archive’s final protocol—the Absolute Paradox—is designed to turn the two pillars of the sanctuary against one another. ​The Climax: The 5,000th Gate ​As the sanctuary reaches the final threshold of the 5,000th chapter, the Archive forces a "Resolution." The divine logic dictates that for the refugees to transition into a new, safe universe, the "Authors" of the rebellion—Haoran and Yuxiao—must be purged to balance the cosmic scales. ​The story concludes in a devastating Zero-Sum Strike: ​The Final Betrayal: Under the weight of the Archive’s corruption, the two protagonists are forced into a terminal duel. Their powers, which once resonated in perfect harmony, become polar opposites—one of absolute density and the other of absolute void. ​The Mutual Sacrifice: Realizing that the only way to break the Archive’s cycle is to leave the narrative entirely, they choose to kill each other simultaneously. By dying at each other’s hands, they create a "Logical Void" that the Creator God cannot fill. ​The Legacy: Their blood fuels the final transformation of the sanctuary into a Trans-Finite Realm, a world without a master. The refugees survive, but the book closes on the image of Haoran and Yuxiao’s armor drifting in the deep, locked in a final, lethal embrace. ​The book ends not with a victory, but with a Final Punctuation—the protagonists become the martyrs of their own story, ensuring that while they perish, their words remain unerasable.

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[The pampering story has ended] For a hundred million, he bought her. "From today onward, you're mine, in body and soul." The man held her, declaring dominantly like an emperor. ... ... Lucas Walker: Xiaoye, you are the rib that God took out of me. Xiaoye: I spit, it is you who is the rib, your whole family is the rib. Baby A: Mommy, is a rib the same as a spare rib? Baby B: I like sweet and sour flavor.

After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey. However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father Lu Tingxiao began falling for her. This was before they realised how their lives had been intertwined all this while without their knowledge.

The sinful acts of humanity bring forth a great calamity upon themselves, or so they thought. Supernatural Emergence happened. Supernatural creatures start to come out of nowhere and forcefully claim half of the Earth and massacre any humans that cross their paths. All of them are too powerful, dozens of countries fall under their diabolic claws. Humanity was pushed against the corner. But things started to turn around when humanity began to awaken magical powers. Awakened is the name for those who awaken these powers blessed by the Gods, and they become the pillars of humanity. Rex Silverstar is a normal boy who has a traumatic experience. On the day of the Supernatural Emergence, a Werewolf takes everything he has. He lost his family and his home, left alone in this cruel world. What drives him to live every day is his deep hatred towards the Supernaturals. Joining the military in the hope of helping exterminate the Supernaturals from an early age, he found out that it's impossible to kill the Werewolf that was responsible for killing his parents without being an Awakened. On a fateful night, in a near-death experience, he's given a chance by the full moon. It was the turning point of his life. Obtaining a System that allows him to become stronger, having the potential to match and surpass the Supernaturals, Rex was ecstatic until he saw his stats window. "I'M NOT A WEREWOLF!!" "Daily quest failed, sanity stat has been decreased by 20%!" "Sanity stat is too low, you are unable to contain the blood moon blessing!" "Starting forceful transformation!" "WHAT?! I'm a human! What transformation?!" "You are overwhelmed with bloodlust!" ----- Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cg6a5sBkpJ Support me here: https://ko-fi.com/mrboogey13 ----- I do not own the cover of the book, if you made it and want to take it down just say so and I will immediately change it.

This is the tale of a boy dreaming about infinity as a human! Found abandoned in a stable, Shirone is the son of a hunter—and a peasant through and though. Despite hardships, he’s a genius that manages to learn to read by himself and becomes obsessed with it. Brimming with genius talent, he goes to the city with his father, where he learns about magic— beginning his journey as an explosive rising star! (I'm just translating this, this novel and all its rights belongs to the Author: Kim ChiWoo김치우).

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

After failing her tribulation, Ye Leng'an returned to the first world. In her previous life, she was the fake daughter everyone in the Ye family hated. With the real daughter around, she seemed even more worthless in comparison. Meanwhile, the real daughter was adored by everyone. Ultimately, Ye Leng'an was tortured and killed by the real daughter's admirers. She suffered a terrible end. After she died, her soul transmigrated into the cultivation realm. Thanks to her hard work, she cultivated until the tribulation period, and she was only one step away from ascending as an immortal. However, during her tribulation, she failed because of her inner demons from her time in the first world. In this lifetime, she returned with all her glory. She was no longer a loser. Hehe. Now that she had reincarnated, she wanted to regain the honor that once belonged to her. Anyone who stood in her way would be annihilated. Was the real daughter a medical genius who had the potential to become a miracle doctor? Apologies, but Ye Leng'an was the real deal who could bring the dead back to life. She had spiritual pills that countless bigshots would kill for! Was the real daughter a computer genius who could easily access any part of the internet? Apologies, but Ye Leng'an was the one who invented the internet. She was like God, who could control who lived or died in it. Ye Leng'an reincarnated in the world of cultivation and took the world by storm. While countless bigshots found themselves falling head over heels in love with her, a mysterious man who had secretly had a powerful background directly pulled her into his arms. "You belong to me, Honey," he announced. Ye Leng'an helplessly rolled her eyes. "This guy really does get jealous easily!"

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'เขา' ทะลุมิติมายังจักรวาลคู่ขนานซึ่งมีชื่อว่า 'บลูสตาร์' ดินแดนซึ่งอบอวลไปด้วยกลิ่นอายของศิลปะวัฒนธรรม ศาสตร์ทุกแขนงซึ่งเกี่ยวข้องกับศิลปะ ไม่ว่าจะเป็นภาพยนตร์ ดนตรี จิตรกรรม วรรณกรรม หรือการเขียนพู่กันก็ล้วนเฟื่องฟูอย่างยิ่ง ร่างที่เขามาสิงอยู่คือ 'หลินเยวียน' นักศึกษาปีสองที่กำลังจะเดบิวต์ แต่โชคชะตากลับเล่นตลกให้หลินเยวียนป่วยเป็นโรคที่รักษาไม่หาย ทำให้ร้องเพลงไม่ได้ และมีชีวิตอยู่ได้อีกไม่นาน ครอบครัวก็หมดเงินไปกับค่ารักษาจนอยู่ในภาวะการเงินขัดสน เป็นเหตุให้หลินเยวียนตัดสินใจจบชีวิตของตัวเองเพื่อไม่ให้เป็นภาระของครอบครัวต่อไป แต่ 'เขา' ไม่คิดจะปลิดชีพตัวเองเหมือนหลินเยวียน ถึงแม้ร่างนี้จะมีชีวิตอยู่ได้อีกไม่นาน แต่ก็ยังพอเหลือเวลาให้ทำอะไรอยู่บ้าง และแม้จะเปลี่ยนแปลงโชคชะตาของตัวเองไม่ได้ ก็ยังพอจะเปลี่ยนแปลงโชคชะตาของครอบครัวได้ เขาจะเขียนเพลง เขียนหนังสือ ถ่ายทอดความรู้ หารายได้ให้ครอบครัว! ทันใดนั้น... [กำลังตรวจเลือด…กำลังตรวจยีน…กำลังตรวจม่านตา… ระดับความเข้ากันได้ร้อยละ 99.36…ตรงตามมาตรฐาน… เลือกจากฐานข้อมูล…โลกในระบบสุริยจักรวาล…ระบบกำลังเชื่อมต่อ…] [ดาวน์โหลดสำเร็จ เชื่อมต่อระบบศิลปะเสร็จสมบูรณ์!] *** ลิขสิทธิ์ถูกต้องภายใต้บริษัท Ink Stone Entertainment *** ได้รับลิขสิทธิ์ออนไลน์ (Digital license) สำหรับแปลขายลงบนเว็บไซต์ได้อย่างถูกลิขสิทธิ์ 100% เจ้าของลิขสิทธิ์ต้นฉบับ : China Literature เรื่อง : Full-time Artist ใครว่าผมไม่เหมาะเป็นศิลปิน ผู้เขียน : หว่อจุ้ยป๋าย (我最白) ผู้แปล : coi ภาพปก : XINDkhemjira [全职艺术家] / [我最白] ©2022 Ink Stone Entertainment Co., Ltd. All rights reserved. Thai translation rights arranged with China Literature by Ink Stone Entertainment Co., Ltd.