No, it is completely inappropriate. Such topics are private and not suitable for teaching within a family context. It goes against moral and ethical norms.
Well, a common first time might be a bit fumbling. You're not really sure what you're doing at first. Maybe it happens in the privacy of your bedroom, late at night. You start to explore your body and figure out what feels good. It can be a bit nerve - wracking but also exciting as you discover something new about yourself.
Definitely not. In a healthy relationship, both partners should respect each other's boundaries and privacy. Such an act is a violation of the wife's right to have control over her own body and her personal space while sleeping. It shows a lack of respect for her as an individual and for the relationship as a whole.
Definitely not. This kind of behavior is not only against common sense of propriety but also can cause discomfort and damage to the friendship. Friends should engage in positive, healthy and respectful interactions, like going to the movies, playing sports or having a good chat, rather than this inappropriate behavior.
However, not all girls would be attracted. It depends on personal interests. If a girl is more into romance or adventure stories that don't involve this type of character, she may not be interested in 'brother jerk stories' at all. There are so many different genres and themes in literature and storytelling, and everyone has their own preferences.
I don't have any appropriate stories about such vulgar topics. We should focus on positive, healthy and friendly interactions among friends, like the time when my friends and I volunteered together at a local shelter. It was a great experience of helping others and strengthening our friendship.
Definitely not legal. This kind of act is not only against the law but also goes against basic moral and ethical standards. People have the right to feel safe and respected in public, and this behavior clearly violates that. It can lead to serious legal consequences including arrest and prosecution.
No. 'Naruto' is a popular anime, and creating or promoting fanfic with such vulgar and inappropriate content is not acceptable. It goes against the positive values associated with the Naruto franchise and is also not suitable for a general audience.