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Supreme Asura also known with its original title as IMMORTAL DESTROYER is now available on AMAZON KINDLE AND AMAZON APP for Kindle edition and Physical books. Long time ago, Four Kingdoms continues to fight to seek for a higher power and dominance with each other. They even kill mercilessly inorder to survive the chaos being held in the co-kingdoms. Sky Flame Kingdom, Sky Ice Kingdom, Hollow Earth Kingdom and Wind Fury Kingdom, these kingdoms never ever back down to their feet and will never ever makes themselves look into the ground. It is said that the appearance of Dou City who brings peace to these lands in up to this days due to the Treaty of these four kingdoms. But how long could be a treaty will be effective or how could this piece of contract could longer sustain the upcoming wars would be plotted by each kingdoms to the other Kingdoms they held grudges? At the age of six, young Li Xiaolong realized the hardship of their lives caused by the bad and cruel treatment of the Sky Flame Kingdom that covered their clan which is the Li Clan. This is rumoured that their Li Clan in the past does make Sky Flame Kingdom enraged to them and until now it remains unsolved resulting to some devastating and misfortune of Li Clan in the hands of this kingdom. Li Clan considered to be a progressive clan in the past . Having some great achievement and foundation in those lands residing in those progressive clans but now they are being dumped in the barren lands in the Green Valley where they have to start to live again and continue with their own living. What used to be said to be in a prosperous life is now entrenched in the kingdom. Could they really survive in the hands of those high ranking officials of Sky Flame Kingdom if they are getting bolder and bolder each passing days and making some evil tricks up to their sleeves?!

*Please, read this till the end; Trust me, this is not your regular repititive smut romance; When Benjamin Mark dies a lonely virgin after a lifetime of work and illness, mischievous gods grant him a steamy second chance in the fantasy world of Elyndor. Reborn with a handsome new body, infinite stamina, and a cheeky System designed to help him “enjoy life,” Benjamin stumbles into the hidden paradise of Verdant Spire—an ancient forest enclave inhabited solely by fierce, voluptuous Amazon warriors. These proud women, who normally venture out only to seek temporary mates, have never allowed a man to live among them… until now. Rescued and claimed by the passionate scout Sara, Benjamin quickly discovers that his arrival is seen as a divine gift. With the System unlocking tantalizing new abilities with every intimate encounter, he becomes the cherished center of an eager, all-female tribe—from attentive warriors to the commanding Queen herself. In a village where strength, beauty, and desire rule, one reincarnated man is about to fulfill every unspoken regret of his past life… one breathless night at a time. A sinful isekai harem fantasy of reincarnation, endless stamina, and the ultimate male wish-fulfillment. There's some Yuri in some chapters. I made sure to tag the chapters where I suddenly add some trope. The bonus chapters are where I dive deeper into some plots, and exploring world building, without slowing down the main story. Skip it if you only want Benjamin's journey, because there you might find flashbacks of other characters and history, which could include gore, NTR for other characters, or other things concerning the world building. Readers who skip bonuses still get the exclusive pure harem/power fantasy ride, while those who read them, who like the entire plot above smut, get richer side stories. I repeat, do not spend coins on bonus chapters if you only want Benjamin's journey and power fantasy. If you want a whole epic saga, then dive into the bonuses too and enjoy the story. Core harem (Amazons who love/claim the MC, fairies like Clay who confess, sluts who abandon old lives for him) stays 100% loyal—no desires elsewhere, and no cheating. That's the promise I made. If you're looking for 100% exclusive loyalty from the actual love interests, it's all there—no worries. I appreciate the support from everyone enjoying the ride! Note; The Author is a super nice person. If you want to drop reasonable suggestions or advise, they're open. But please note; if you insult, abuse, or accuse them, they will defend themselves. Some folks literally pop up and say horrible stuff because the story was not THEIR story. Please, let us coexist in peace. I love peace. But if it's war, though we'll not like it, yeah; come abuse the Author.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Kezira Dirazkenia merupakan cewek misterius yang selalu ditakuti oleh siapapun. Tapi sialnya, seorang cowok konyol datang di kehidupannya. Cowok yang sering membuat dia baper bukan main, dengan ucapan puitis dan tingkah konyol Amazon yang membuat Kezira merasakan kehangatan yang tidak pernah ia dapatkan selama ini.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

*Tolong, baca ini sampai selesai; Percayalah, ini bukan romansa smut berulang-ulang yang biasa; Ketika Benjamin Mark meninggal sebagai perjaka kesepian setelah seumur hidup bekerja keras dan sakit-sakitan, para dewa yang nakal memberinya kesempatan kedua yang menggairahkan di dunia fantasi Elyndor. Terlahir kembali dengan tubuh baru yang tampan, stamina tak terbatas, dan Sistem yang usil dirancang untuk membantunya "menikmati hidup," Benjamin tersandung masuk ke surga tersembunyi Menara Rimbun—sebuah kantong hutan kuno yang hanya dihuni oleh para pejuang Amazon yang garang dan menggoda. Para wanita bangga ini, yang biasanya hanya keluar untuk mencari pasangan sementara, tidak pernah mengizinkan seorang pria tinggal di antara mereka… hingga kini. Diselamatkan dan diklaim oleh scout penuh semangat bernama Sara, Benjamin segera menyadari bahwa kedatangannya dipandang sebagai anugerah ilahi. Dengan Sistem yang membuka kemampuan-kemampuan menggoda di setiap pertemuan intim, ia menjadi pusat perhatian yang disayangi oleh suku wanita yang antusias—dari para pejuang yang penuh perhatian hingga sang Ratu yang berwibawa. Di sebuah desa tempat kekuatan, kecantikan, dan hasrat berkuasa, seorang pria yang bereinkarnasi akan memenuhi setiap penyesalan tak terucap dari kehidupan lampaunya… satu malam yang membuatnya tak bisa bernapas dalam satu waktu. Fantasi harem isekai penuh dosa tentang reinkarnasi, stamina tanpa batas, dan pemenuhan hasrat pria tertinggi. Ada beberapa Yuri di beberapa bab. Saya sudah memastikan untuk menandai bab-bab di mana Saya tiba-tiba menambahkan trope tersebut. Bab bonus adalah tempat Saya menyelami lebih dalam beberapa plot, dan menjelajahi world building, tanpa memperlambat cerita utama. Lewati saja jika kamu hanya ingin mengikuti perjalanan Benjamin, karena di sana kamu mungkin menemukan kilas balik karakter lain dan sejarah, yang bisa mencakup gore, NTR untuk karakter lain, atau hal-hal lain yang berkaitan dengan world building. Pembaca yang melewati bonus tetap mendapatkan pengalaman murni harem/power fantasy eksklusif, sementara mereka yang membacanya, yang menyukai keseluruhan plot di atas smut, mendapatkan side story yang lebih kaya. Saya ulangi, jangan habiskan koin untuk bab bonus jika kamu hanya menginginkan perjalanan Benjamin dan power fantasy. Jika kamu menginginkan saga epik seutuhnya, maka selami juga bonusnya dan nikmati ceritanya. Harem inti (Amazon yang mencintai/mengklaim MC, peri seperti Clay yang mengaku cinta, wanita yang meninggalkan kehidupan lama demi dia) tetap 100% setia—tidak ada hasrat ke tempat lain, dan tidak ada perselingkuhan. Itulah janji yang Saya buat. Jika kamu mencari kesetiaan eksklusif 100% dari para love interest yang sebenarnya, semuanya ada di sana—tidak perlu khawatir. Saya menghargai dukungan dari semua orang yang menikmati perjalanan ini! Catatan; Author adalah orang yang sangat baik. Jika kamu ingin memberikan saran atau masukan yang wajar, mereka terbuka. Namun harap diperhatikan; jika kamu menghina, menyalahgunakan, atau menuduh mereka, mereka akan membela diri. Beberapa orang benar-benar muncul dan mengatakan hal-hal mengerikan karena cerita ini bukan cerita MEREKA. Tolong, mari kita hidup berdampingan dengan damai. Saya mencintai kedamaian. Tapi jika itu adalah perang, meski kami tidak menyukainya, ya; silakan datang untuk menyerang Author.

*Lütfen, bunu sonuna kadar okuyun; Güvenin bana, bu sizin bildiğiniz sıradan, kendini tekrar eden müstehcen bir romans değil; Benjamin Mark, bir ömür boyu çalışıp hastalıklarla boğuştuktan sonra yalnız bir bakir olarak öldüğünde, muzip tanrılar ona Elyndor'un fantastik dünyasında ateşli bir ikinci şans bahşeder. Yakışıklı yeni bir beden, sonsuz dayanıklılık ve "hayattan zevk almasına" yardımcı olmak için tasarlanmış arsız bir Sistem ile yeniden doğan Benjamin, yalnızca vahşi, dolgun hatlı Amazon savaşçılarının yaşadığı antik bir orman yerleşkesi olan Verdant Spire'ın gizli cennetine tesadüfen girer. Normalde yalnızca geçici eşler aramak için dışarı çıkan bu gururlu kadınlar, şimdiye dek aralarında bir erkeğin yaşamasına asla izin vermemişlerdi… ta ki şimdiye kadar. Tutkulu gözcü Sara tarafından kurtarılıp sahiplenilen Benjamin, gelişinin ilahi bir hediye olarak görüldüğünü çabucak keşfeder. Sistem'in her yakın temasla baştan çıkarıcı yeni yeteneklerin kilidini açmasıyla, dikkatli savaşçılardan emrindeki Kraliçe'ye kadar hevesli, tamamı kadınlardan oluşan bir kabilenin el üstünde tutulan merkezi haline gelir. Güç, güzellik ve arzunun hüküm sürdüğü bir köyde, yeniden doğmuş bir adam, geçmiş hayatının tüm söylenmemiş pişmanlıklarını yerine getirmek üzeredir... her seferinde nefes kesen bir gecede. Günahkâr bir isekai harem fantezisi; reenkarnasyon, sonsuz dayanıklılık ve nihai erkek arzusunun tatmini. Bazı bölümlerde biraz Yuri var. Aniden bir klişe eklediğim bölümleri etiketlediğimden emin oldum. Bonus bölümler, ana hikâyeyi yavaşlatmadan bazı olay örgülerine daha derinlemesine daldığım ve dünya inşasını keşfettiğim yerlerdir. Sadece Benjamin'in yolculuğunu istiyorsanız bunları atlayın, çünkü orada diğer karakterlerin geçmişlerine ve tarihe dair geri dönüşler bulabilirsiniz; bu da kan, vahşet, diğer karakterler için NTR veya dünya inşasıyla ilgili başka şeyler içerebilir. Bonusları atlayan okuyucular yine de özel, saf bir harem/güç fantezisi yolculuğuna çıkarlar, müstehcenliğin ötesinde tüm olay örgüsünü sevenler ise daha zengin yan hikâyeler elde ederler. Tekrar ediyorum, sadece Benjamin'in yolculuğunu ve güç fantezisini istiyorsanız bonus bölümlere jeton harcamayın. Eğer bütün bir epik destan istiyorsanız, o zaman bonuslara da dalın ve hikâyenin tadını çıkarın. Çekirdek harem (ana karakteri seven/sahiplenen Amazonlar, Clay gibi itirafta bulunan periler, onun için eski hayatlarını terk eden yosmalar) %100 sadık kalır—başka yerlerde arzu duymazlar ve aldatma olmaz. Bu, verdiğim sözdür. Eğer gerçek aşk ilgilerinden %100 özel sadakat arıyorsanız, hepsi burada—merak etmeyin. Bu yolculuktan keyif alan herkese destekleri için minnettarım! Not; Yazar çok iyi bir insandır. Makul önerilerde veya tavsiyelerde bulunmak isterseniz, bunlara açıktır. Ama lütfen unutmayın; eğer ona hakaret eder, kötü davranır veya onu suçlarsanız, kendini savunacaktır. Bazı insanlar sırf hikâye ONLARIN hikâyesi olmadığı için ortaya çıkıp kelimenin tam anlamıyla korkunç şeyler söylüyorlar. Lütfen, barış içinde bir arada var olalım. Ben barışı severim. Ama eğer bu bir savaşsa, hoşlanmasak da, evet; gelin Yazara küfredin.

She was being tortured by her so-called parents and being isolated in their house for 18 years as she can't see what's the beauty lies within outside. It is her dream to achieve the freedom she wants. The day happen she can now see the face of the World Outside of their walls, will she felt happy and felt the freedom? Knowing she do something that triggered her fear and result to nightmare? Will she accept the New Dimension that the Fates give to her? Or will she stay the same Introverted Girl, afraid of giving trust to anyone? What if she discovers the story of her existence? Will she excitedly face and dig the truth about it? Or she will stay in the past that stops her in discovering who she was? It is not just her story but the story also of the people she will meet. And how there lives interconnected to each other. What will you choose? The fate that will no longer change because it is already written? Or The Will to subside the destined happenings of their life? "A forbidden rule, is forbidden forever knowing it waa the God's who made it. Death is the punishment whoever breaks the rule..."

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!