cuming in pants

After meeting her demise in an unfortunate accident, Min was excited to learn that she would have a chance to leave her dull life behind and reincarnate as an adventurer in a fantasy world. However, the goddess sent her to her new world exactly as she died, buck naked. Now, the empty-handed adventurer must scramble to find some clothes before she can properly start her quest. Will Min be able to build a new legend from scratch, or will the naked adventurer grow a different, more questionable reputation before she´s able to find some pants?

Here's Daniella Rosecraft, the only daughter of the Rosecraft Family that owns a famous company that specializes in weddings. A self-proclaimed perfectionist, she aims to show to her mother that she can take over the business flawlessly. And yes, everything was going fine. Everything was according to her plan, until... 'trouble' came in the form of the President of the Fancy Pants Club, Erik Romano 'the asshole devil' Fancii. Her beliefs and character were quickly questioned by him thus making the ultimate clash of the history. With these two polar opposites, the question now is, how will they survive without cutting each other's throats? And with guns, drugs and the illusions staged by the Club, there remained a question still... Are their throats the only part that gets the damage or their hearts get a share of it too? Genre: Mafia, Action, Reverse Harem, Romance All Rights Reserved 2020 JMFelic Books

"There is a dragon in my pants." Usually you'd think this was a pervert trying to have his way with women. Unfortunately you're right. Somehow, where his member was supposed to be, is a dragon. A mini Shen Long. And yes it grants wishes. ______________________________ [Warning] 1. Contains scenes of urolagnia, incest, and many other forms degeneracy. 2. Is plot necessary? No...its 99% pure depravity.

Bored, our MC decides to download a random game off the internet and is accidentally transported to a new world with a system! The only catch is that he's absolutely naked and in the middle of nowhere... MC: ... System: ... MC: WHERE ARE MY OP CHEATS?! System: ... Sorry, why don't you get some pants first? You should be ashamed of your size, hur hur. This novel is just written for fun and will always be free.

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Pee pee poo poo jokes are funny I guess.

A group of dumb gangsters get sent to another world that is filled with countless islands, as they stumble around in this new world and new bodies. Surviving a doomsday cult, beating up nerds, and not listening to any law at all. All the while they steal, rob, and rape through the islands. Faith grant’s strengths unbound! With classes to match their faith, however our not so bright heros don’t seem to grasp something everyone else sent to this world understands quickly. Never fear, because with brute strength, a total disregard of the law and morals, shall guide us in our perilous adventure of these uncharted islands! Booty and treasure awaits, just don’t grab the boss’s booty! **Content Warning** This novel contains mature and potentially distressing content that may not be suitable for all readers. Reader discretion is advised. The specific content includes: - Gender bending, including transgender themes, cross-dressing, and gender fluidity - Depictions of rape - Use of explicit language and swear words - Depictions of violence - Dehumanizing content and themes that may be disturbing or offensive Please be advised that the themes and events depicted in this novel are for storytelling purposes and do not reflect the author's or publisher's values or beliefs. If you find any of these topics triggering or uncomfortable, please consider whether this book is appropriate for you.

A bunch of scumbags, gangsters, mobsters, thieves or whatever you want to call them are kidnapped and gathered in a clandestine coliseum by a group of very influential people worldwide. Which of these scumbags will make it out alive?

Authors Note: I love cultivation. And I love the classics and tropes. But, I've fallen in love with space. And I found that there's a tragically short supply of space cultivation, with drama and such. What I hate, however, is power creep. That is not here. Cultivation is not sitting for seven billion years to godhood, nor is it take three pills and fart out a new universe. My take on cultivation is, alignment and knowledge. Strength as a by product, not a goal. Also, as strong as a cultivator might be, they aren't stronger than the sci-fi elements in the novel. This is not a generic cultivation power trip which cannibalizes the rest of the narrative. It will be a slow at times, fast at others. Morality is in question. Ethics in question. The trappings of a mind abandoned put up against the reality of the wider firmament and its place there. Yovan doesn't know anything about Cultivation. Only having dreams, the echoes of destruction, to haunt him. Any lesson he can glean vanishingly rare amidst the noise of the end of his race. It will take time, this is an epic, not a sprint! If that sounds like something you'd be interested in, I welcome you to enjoy. Ps. I know the dreams are cryptic and hard to follow. This is intentional at the start. //// What to expect: - Weak, weak MC, but intelligent, slow burn strengthening. - Romance, slow burn, psychologically active. - Action, though not for simple actions sake. - Ancient mysteries. Dreams. Spirits. Worlds. Politics. High Sci-Fi. Aliens! - Questions of morality, philosophy and oaths weighed against desires!

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.