There was a girl who loved dancing. Her constant dancing movements, especially those that engaged her glutes, made her tush really tight. She ended up inspiring others in her dance class to work on their own tush muscles too. The story of how she motivated her classmates with her amazing tush transformation is quite interesting.
There are many humorous tush teaser stories. For example, there's one about a clumsy adult who always has comical mishaps related to sitting on the wrong thing. It's all in good fun and makes people laugh about the silly situations that can happen around the idea of 'tush' related things.
The characters included the main character, Feng Qianshi, the Feng Family's small governor, the father, Feng Qianxing, the mother, Lin Weige, and the godfather, Yang Moxun. Supporting role-Ning Chuan, Ning Xingchuan, third on the World Jianghu Ranking List, Zhao Qiu's son of the Ning family. Supporting role-Su Yiguang, one of the nine Holy Emissaries of the Purgatory Hall, Huo Li. Supporting role-Nan Qixian, supporting role-Lin Jinge, number one on the Thousand Colorful Flowers Chart. The supporting role is old, the small state master of the desolate state is old, the father is old, the brother is old. The supporting role was Xiao Yuying, number one on the World Martial Arts Ranking Board, and his disciple was Lin Jinge. The supporting role was Qiao Qiqi, the governor of the Qiao family in Lunxi, and the father was Qiao Ximu. The supporting character-Gu Zihuan, the governor of Qianyu, likes to drink. The supporting role-Wen Guangling, Gao Lan state master, son-Wen wine shop, Wen finished drinking.
Author of "Thousand Wiping": The beauty should be small and suitable for cultivation. It is a martial arts/martial arts fantasy novel with elements of transmigration and godhood.
User recommendation: Before I transmigrated, I was an ordinary author.
He was always looking at the sky from the bottom of a well, looking up at the sky full of big shots.
He dreamed that one day, he would be able to jump out of this well and become a god.
He did not expect that one day, he would actually enter his own book.
He had wanted to enjoy being a Wuxia protagonist and look down on the world.
Who would have thought that he would not even be a human anymore…
Due to my repeated modifications, the world I transmigrated to was in chaos.
His book was God, and all of that suddenly became nonsense.
Fortunately, I have a female lead!
He had originally thought that he would be able to do well by hugging the female lead's thigh!
Who would have thought…
[God Creation + Cultivation + Growth + Fantasy World]
Try hard!
Wuxia, charge, charge! 。
I hope you will like this book.
Perhaps 'bare tush span king' represents a character that challenges the norms. In a story, he might be a symbol of freedom in a way. His 'bare tush' could show his disregard for the strict formalities of being a king. And'span' could be related to how far his unorthodox ideas and actions spread throughout his kingdom, influencing the people in unexpected ways.
The characters in the movie included the male lead, Xie Yutian, one of the six heroes of Kunlun, a martial arts master, nicknamed "Flying on Grass", the chief escort of the Xie Family's Escort Agency. It was his dream to be a chivalrous man, but things never turned out as he wished…The female lead, Zhong Yishi, a female escort, dressed as a man, sometimes lonely, sometimes confused, a heroine in the eyes of men, a handsome young master in the eyes of women…The male supporting character, He Shaobai, was handsome, eloquent, and intelligent.
"Mountain River Wipe" by Cheng Xiaocheng. It is a historical/Qing historical and Republic of China novel with time-travel elements. It has been completed and can be enjoyed without worry.
User recommendation: "Mountain River Wipe"
A friend introduced me to a new history book. After reading a few chapters, I found it very interesting and recommended it to everyone. I hope that more friends like me will like this book and collect it to gain weight.
First of all, the title of this book gave me an unusually heavy feeling. The word "wipe" always made me think a lot. It can be said that the feelings are mixed, and each reader needs to experience it himself. Was it to wipe away the tears of his compatriots or to rebuild the broken mountains and rivers? This word could be said, but it was filled with hot-blooded and patriotic feelings.
During that turbulent period, the various aspects of life were vividly displayed. It could be said that the author told us that familiar and fresh history from a new perspective.
In the early years of the Republic of China, warlords fought among themselves and bandits were rampant. Xie Yutian, a martial arts grandmaster of his generation, led his disciples to protect the peace of the people. However, under the conflicting interests of all parties, after all kinds of hardships, he finally realized that he could not clean up the old rivers and mountains by himself. Since then, he gave up his dream of being a chivalrous man and became an unknown hero in the war to save the country...
The author's writing skills were not bad, and the descriptions were meticulous. Whether it was a grand occasion or some details, they were all very appropriate. The character creation was also very successful. Whether it was the main character or the supporting characters, they all had their own strong personalities and characteristics, which also added a lot of light to the book.
The plot was reasonable and logical, and the development of the story often made people's eyes light up. It had the charm to attract readers to continue reading. In addition, the unique historical background of the book brought out this charm to the extreme. After reading this book, it left a deep impression on people. They were immersed in the story described in the book for a long time, unable to extricate themselves.
I hope you will like this book.
The characters included the supporting role, Tian Xingyuan, who was swaying in the morning dew like an old friend. Whispers accompanied by whispers, how many mornings and nights have passed. I understand, I understand, the wind and the moon are no longer the same. The supporting role-Zhang Xiuwen, wearing a yellow robe and a scarf, drunk on the silver tower as a guest. The young man has already turned his head to look at his black hair. He has long known what to pay attention to. The supporting role-do not follow the usual practice, every day twirling Buddha beads, calm heart and come out again. What can I do in my life? Everything is in a trance. The male protagonist, Du Shixian, was a teenager who did not know his love. He invited flowers to pull the moon and always recited poems. Children are not free and unfettered, but only foolish when they are full of sorrow and hate. The male companion, Peng Haoran, is full of fame and fortune. He is as sad as a painting. Drunk on cloud head praise moon good, but melancholy not clear crazy. The male supporting role-Yuan Chaoyi, drinking alone in the drizzle, drunk with autumn sorrow, jade pearl crispy pills hanging on his head. Silver toad do not know the meaning of smoke rain, stop cold and warm request seal Hou.
"Wipe the Wind and Rain" by Wei Qingfu. It is a martial arts/traditional martial arts novel with elements of invincibility, martial arts, and strong martial arts. It is finished and can be enjoyed without worry.
User recommendation: How many influential figures in the world can be king of Jianye and stand above the people?
How about someone with invincible arms and fists?
How about a person who could wield a sword and sweep through ten thousand enemies?
How can you drive a beast to fight a thousand people?
Who could be the person above all others?
With the flavor of the dish, he took the pen and made a stew.
In the bright moon, in the horizon, in the green plain, we are all in white.
There is no dispute with the wooden geese, and the carved insects point out their own names.
There are still black hair under the crown, why fear the voice of the Ascendant?
I hope you will like this book.
There were novels similar to Thousand Wipe:
1: Under the Great Era of Siheyuan, Author: Adro
2. Uchiha's Laughing Five Heroes. Author: Watch your back.
3." The Great Hero of Silk Road, Starting from a Farmer's Farm." Author: Xiaobo Non-stop
4." The Branch Aristocrats of the Red Chamber." Author: Prince Yanqing
5: Wanli Youming, Author: Feng Du Qingjiang
6: Uchiha's Own View, Author: Mountain Ape Valley Bird
7:" Koba: Me, Uchiha, Fourth Generation Naruto ", Author: Stretching Cat
8:" The Dream of the Red Chamber Begins from the Bastard Son ", Author: Chen Zhengdao
9:" The Honest Person in the Red Chamber ", Author: Northern Jiangsu Qiong Ren
Ming Zuo, Author: Clouds Beyond the Sky
I Farming in the Primitive Elven World, Author: I'm a Cuckoo Pigeon
Hogwarts: This Wizard Is Unscientific, by Soda Bottle Top
" I, Yuu Uchiha, Cultivate with All My Heart ", Author: Baizhan Yang
Hogwarts: You're Not a Dark Wizard, by the Remnant of Huaguo Mountain
Days Wandering Around Hogwarts, Author: Durians Only Eat Skin
" A Young Scientist " by Yang Xiaolin
17:" I Really Don't Do My Own Business ", Author: Who Will Return to Me?
Chapter 18: Man in Naruto Has Become a Speaker, Author: Liang Chaowei
Chapter 19:" Koba: This Uchiha is Very Reckless ", Author: Ruo Chengfeng
The following is a detailed introduction of these novels:
1." Under the Great Era of Siheyuan ": By chance, a soul of the new era brought the memories of the new era to 1957. The country was newly established, and there were many things to be done. Under the great era, would the individual's will be used to promote social progress? Let's see how small characters like you and me can integrate into the present step by step…
2." Uchiha's Laughing Five Heroes ": The night of the extermination of the clan is unstoppable, but the lost souls always need someone to pay the price.
Some people would eventually taste the betrayal of their families.
Naruto's position would become an illusion that no one could touch.
The younger brother's throat would be cut off by the older brother.
And you won't be able to see the world with her.
Every sinner shall meet his fated end,
And I will have the last laugh and bury you with my own hands.
3." The Great Hero of Silk Road, Starting from a Farmer ": recommended.
He started off as an ordinary farmer. Those who liked life could try it. He was definitely an immortal seedling. He stayed up all night to catch up with the latest chapter and urged for more updates.
4.<< The Aristocrats of the Side Branch of the Dream of the Red Chamber >>: A young man in the future, because of an accident. In order to change his tragic fate in the future, Jia Lin started copying books, participated in the imperial examinations, entered high school, and entered the cabinet. Step by step, he became a member of the branch family that the Jia family looked up to in the Dream of the Red Chamber…
5. Wanli Youming: recommendation index:
Author: Maple Crossing Qingjiang
Word Count: 1.26 million
[Status: Series]
Tagged: Machiavellian, Struggle, Court
In the historical seedling of Qidian, the main character was born as an emperor. It was the Wanli Era. In order to survive and to truly obtain his own authority, the main character used his identity as an emperor to seek his own future!
The biggest surprise of this book was that it abandoned the conventional iron triangle opening. Through the use of the interests of the ministers, he established a spokesperson for himself. At the same time, through the historical information he had, he divided the ministers and consolidated his power!
6: Uchiha's Self-view: Not bad, there's a taste
7." Koba: I, Uchiha, and the Fourth Generation of Naruto ":" No one has stood at the peak of the Ninja Realm from the beginning, whether it's you, me, or even Naruto. However, the unbearable period of emptiness for the throne of heaven is about to end.
From now on, I will stand at the top! I will bring about a revolution in this Ninja Realm. What I want is the entire Ninja Realm!"
Uchiha Ryuusuke, the number one fighter in Ninja Realm, the number one psychohealer in Koba, and the top matchmaker, said!
Naruto Easy, Comedy
8." The Dream of the Red Chamber Begins with the Son of a Bastard ": A graduate student in archaeology who grew up from a young age accidentally transmigrated to the world of Dream of the Red Chamber and became a small transparent person in the Jia family-the son of a concubine, Jia Huan.
Let's see how the Roll King, an insignificant concubine, successfully counterattacked. He became an official through literature and entered martial arts. Step by step, he reached the peak of his life. He guided the country, drunk the beauty, and shouted in the court.
9:" The Honest Person in the Red Chamber ": A+
The background of 'Red Chamber', only the background of the magically modified military text. Actually, I could have gotten a higher score. S would have been fine too. It's a good essay, but to my personal taste, A is the highest. The + sign is because it's really well written.
My humble opinion:
The main character was a little pretentious. It wasn't a copy type, but the type that was too perfect, you know.
In the article, there was a lot of war content, especially psychological problems. How should I put it? You think it should be like this, but it's not magical. In other words, it's not realistic. This kind of supplement to most people's guesses had always been false. There was no way for an individual to distort their own understanding to fit in. This was also the reason why I did not score very high for ancient war-related novels. In ancient times, 99% or even more of the victories and defeats of wars had nothing to do with head-on confrontation. There were too many head-on confrontations in this book. Although the reasons were added at the end, the core had not changed. He could only say that he was a real man…Shuang, also empty.
10:"Ming Zuo": Jiashen Heavenly Change, what exactly did the Ming Dynasty perish from?
Was it military?
Was it finance?
Zhu Jian, a researcher in the local chronicles museum, accidentally traveled through the Ming Dynasty and became the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youjian. There was no golden finger. Let's see how he cleaned up the court and made the country rich and strong...
11:" I Farming in the Primitive Elven World ": It's said that transmigration is good, transmigration is wonderful, transmigration into the elven world is awesome!
But what if the world he transmigrated to had the word 'primitive' in front of it?
It was fine if it was inconvenient to use water. It was not that he could not tolerate not having a mobile phone or a computer. If there was no electricity, he could use fire as a substitute.
Bai Hua exclaimed,"There is no toilet paper in this world!"
This was really unbearable!
There were clearly elves and mutated beasts in this world, and even humans had spiritual power and superpowers. Why were they still living such a primitive life?
Their standard of living was only a small difference from that of primitive humans.
Bad review!
12: Hogwarts: This Wizard Is Unscientific
I really like his setting where magic involves emotions. I can also explain why there are white magic and black magic. I just don't know if this is the original setting.
" I, Yuu Uchiha, Focus on Cultivation "
" Hogwarts: You're Not a Dark Wizard " Murphy came to the world of Harry Potter and could not understand the wizard's crooked magic tree. He could already teleport, yet he was still using an owl to deliver a letter? He had already traveled through time, but he still died of old age? They had already become arthropods, but they couldn't fly? And it's already the 20th century. How did a group of people who know magic live poorer than Muggles?
That night, standing on the brightly lit streets of London and looking at the few remaining copper Knuts in his pocket, Murphy made a decision in his heart. To hell with the Wizard Secrets! I want money!
As a result, the Muggle world had countless amazing inventions. Beauty Potion Foundation, Love Potion Perfume, Cloud White Potion…
There were even anti-gravity flying cars, traceless space capsules, and super-light stargates…
Magic had also grown the wings of technology, becoming omnipotent. Flying into the sky, burrowing into the ground, not aging, not dying, and even omniscience, omnipotent…
Murphy: " Give wizards technology, give Muggles magic. Everything is for the greatest benefit!"
Auror: " You say it nicely. You abused the Three Unforgivable Curses, went around stealing things, violated confidentiality laws, infiltrated the Ministry of Magic, took control of Gringotts, and you still say you're not a Dark wizard?"
15:" Days of Wandering around Hogwarts ": After reading all the updates today, the author, who drank black tea, added elements of Huo Yi to keep up with current events, and was as happy as ever.
However, he wouldn't lose out.
" A Boy from a Certain Science ": Freedom Is Just an Illusion
It does not exist in any corner of the world
--Minister of Home Affairs
……
not follow the rules
at will
So I became a
……
Why care
As long as I'm happy
……
17:" I Really Don't Do My Own Business ": This book is about the protagonist who traveled back to the Ming Dynasty to become Emperor Wanli. In the face of the three major forces in front of him, how to choose and where to go.
Although there were already many books from the Ming Dynasty, this time, from the perspective of Emperor Wanli, it was still a little new. I looked forward to the author's future development and hoped that there would be something different.
18:" In Naruto, I Have Become a Speaker ": Index:🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑
[Evaluation: Young and Dangerous Naruto, well written.] The author's old book," Magneto from Naruto ", had 1.122 million words." Trash Skills Became the Strongest in Ninja World ", had 1.264 million words.
Chapter 19:" Wood Leaf: This Uchiha is very careless ": Where the leaves dance, the fire will also flourish. The fire would continue to illuminate the village and allow the new leaves to sprout.
What a pity! We can only enjoy the cold and darkness of the winter night in places where the fire can't shine!
He was looking at the bonfire that we had lit! On the other hand, she longed for light and warmth! He resisted the malicious gazes that came over from time to time in the darkness.
There was no cheat, no grandpa, and no system.
The main character grew from a child without chakras to the peak of Ninja Realm!
You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
I'm not sure what exactly 'bare tush span king' means. It could be some very creative or made - up concept. Maybe it's a character in a very unique and local folktale that I'm not familiar with.
To create tush teaser stories for adults, start with a simple situation related to sitting or bottoms. For example, you could think about an office setting where someone's chair has a strange malfunction that affects how they sit. Then add some humorous elements like their embarrassed reactions or the funny comments from colleagues.