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Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens. Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night! In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival. The ten-day apocalypse, the Dragon King returns, resurrects his lover, and saves the world; With a passionate and generous heart, he fights and conquers while carrying the burden of a grieving father whose child was stillborn... As more and more accomplishments are achieved, he gradually lets himself go within the simulation game. Until... A true disciple of the Female Void Palace is pregnant overnight, announcing an emergency lockdown; The long-extinct master of the White Jade Capital rises from the grave, destroys enemies with a wave and proves his Dao as a Great Emperor; A shepherd boy arrives at the gates of the Holy Temple, claiming to be Ye Su; Moreover, a young man riding a cow attains enlightenment, leaving Hangu Pass and preaching with a scroll: - The human race must strengthen itself. You may admire me, but there's no need to worship me; - Together, we punish those who claim to be gods! ... Dreams reflect reality, and more and more people begin to spread his name and words across the land. Only then does Xu Shu realize that the life he simulated has far-reaching effects, like a butterfly flapping its wings! And those rampant Outer Gods finally recall the fear that once dominated them... He dies thousands of times on the path to ascension, and another night passes in the Primordial Scroll. Suddenly looking back, he has shattered both heaven and earth. "I, Xu Shu, am a crude person. My apologies, fairy!" ---
Eastern
1512 Chs
Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
Eastern
1254 Chs
Married Off To A Cold Eyed Knight

Married Off To A Cold Eyed Knight

What would you do if almost everyone around you saw you as a hindrance or not at all? What if your own father was one of those who wished you gone? That is the story of Rosemary's life. Ever since the death of her mother during accident where only she survived, Rose has felt useless. Despite her best attempts to ignore the hurtful glances and words of the royal court and her father, she can't help but feel like a wilted flower. It becomes so bad that she considers ending it all, until she is rescued by a handsome young man with cold violet eyes who promises to change her world. ---- Before long, I reached a stone bridge overlooking Kaguya river. Luckily for me, the place was empty at the moment. Although, would anyone have even bothered saving a wretch like me? At most, they probably would have just watched as I met my end in a moment of morbid curiosity. And as I stood at the edge, I remembered all the times I had cried. All the times I had hurt. But now, I was ready. I smiled as the wind whipped around me. It was time to end it. Turning around, I let my body fall backwards into the river. The sky was a sea of stars. The city lights around me sparkled like gems. It was so beautiful. For the first time in a long time, I felt a sense of calm wash over me. I didn't regret it. No, I had finally found the courage to stand up for myself in my very own way. The water was high, so the fall itself didn't kill me instantly as I had hoped. As the river enveloped me, I closed my eyes. This was the end of my journey. A journey full of misery and tragedy. If there was another life, I hoped it would be better than this one. "Sis!" I heard a voice scream. Orlin! My brother came for me? What was he doing here? Had he followed me? But why? Did he care about me? Or was it just pity? No, right? Surely at least one person in this world loved me. Why had I given up on myself so soon? I knew he loved me. Yet, I still went through with this stupid decision. I allowed those girls and Father's words inhibit my better judgment... "Sis, where are you? Rose! Please show yourself! I want to talk!" Ore yelled at the top of his lungs. Right, my life was not all misery and tragedy. There were faint glimmers of joy and hope left. Ore was a big part of that. How selfish of me... I was actually about to abandon my brother. I tried to resurface, but my swimming skills weren't the best. To make matters worse, the current was far too strong. If not for the current, I would have at least been able to dog paddle over to the edge with some effort. My right hand broke through the fierce waters and was yanked by another hand. I was pulled out of the murky depths and saw a pair of cold violet eyes staring back at me. Father? No, it wasn't him. Although, those eyes felt familiar. Before I could make out the face of my rescuer clearly, darkness swept over me. Was it too late? I didn't want to die... Not anymore!
Fantasy
1144 Chs
Inspirational to be a jerk
1 answer
2026-02-15 11:37
What is the clearest chapter for readers tracking Instructions through "Instructions"?
Chapter 549 is the strongest chapter-level answer because it starts from ...Theo?" Robin muttered in a low voice and furrowed his eyebrows... and follows through on Old Gu, Alexander, Elizabeth, Jabba, and a number of generals and....
1 answer
2026-05-11 08:43
What is the clearest chapter for readers tracking Instructions through "Instructions"?
Chapter 549 is the strongest chapter-level answer because it starts from ...Theo?" Robin muttered in a low voice and furrowed his eyebrows... and follows through on Old Gu, Alexander, Elizabeth, Jabba, and a number of generals and....
1 answer
2026-05-07 15:13
What are the key differences between comic instructions and traditional art instructions?
The main distinction is that comic instructions typically prioritize story-telling through visuals and have a more stylized approach. Traditional art instructions, on the other hand, might concentrate on classic drawing fundamentals and mastering various mediums.
2 answers
2025-05-29 05:05
Where in the first 1000 chapters does Instructions drive the biggest consequence of "Instructions"?
A practical answer is Chapter 549, because it turns the idea into a concrete scene. The chapter opens with ...Theo?" Robin muttered in a low voice and furrowed his eyebrows..., adds pressure through There we will discuss the distribution of the spoils and what will happen..., and ends on Old Gu.
1 answer
2026-05-09 17:06
Where in the first 1000 chapters does Instructions drive the biggest consequence of "Instructions"?
A practical answer is Chapter 549, because it turns the idea into a concrete scene. The chapter opens with ...Theo?" Robin muttered in a low voice and furrowed his eyebrows..., adds pressure through There we will discuss the distribution of the spoils and what will happen..., and ends on Old Gu.
1 answer
2026-05-19 14:20
There are detailed instructions on flying
Flying was a fictional concept that usually appeared in science fiction novels and movies. It represented a highly advanced technology or a life form that surpassed humans. In novels, flying was usually described as a device or aircraft that could fly freely in the sky. These aircraft usually had high-tech features that could navigate, control, communicate, and so on. In some novels, the Flying Apsaras could also contact the Earth and provide assistance or services to humans in some way. Flying Apsaras could be a variety of creatures, mechanical devices, or even purely fictional concepts. Different kinds of flying apsaras had different functions and characteristics in the novel. Some might represent the advancement of science and technology, while others might symbolize the transcendence of human beings or the pursuit of spirit. It should be noted that flying is a fictional concept. Its existence and nature usually depend on the background of the novel and the author's imagination.
1 answer
2025-02-28 01:44
Game voucher instructions
The following are the instructions for using the different game coupons: - * * - [Effect: Able to instantly complete the current Dungeon without fighting. It is suitable for players who want to save time or are eager to complete quests.] - [Method of Obtaining: Mainly through mission rewards (for example, you can obtain 15 cards in the second phase of the daily mission and 10 cards in the tenth phase) and activity rewards (for example, you can obtain 15 cards from Celia every day when you reach a certain time on the street).] - [** Duration **: Permanent use.] - * * Usage **: In the interface before entering the dungeon, click the [Quick Pass] button, and then click [Confirm] in the pop-up upgrade box to receive the reward directly. It is recommended to use in Goblin Treasury, Glass Book, Southern Valley, Underground Stars Mercenary Group, and other maps that almost do not produce tradable items. - * * Universal voucher (applicable to all PC games above 6 yuan)**: - * * Usage **: Choose to use it on the "Confirm Order" page. The specific steps were to click on the "Game Mall" in the price list on the game page of the app. Then, click on "Go and buy". Finally, on the "Confirm Order" page, choose the voucher you want to use in the coupon column and pay. Pay attention to whether the payment amount is consistent with the order amount. If there is any discrepancy, please do not pay. - * * WeGame voucher **: - * * Usage **: First open the TengentweGame, click [Store]-[All Games], then click to select a game to buy. Then enter the game introduction interface and click [Buy Now]. Then enter the purchase interface and click [Use voucher] when you see that the voucher can be used. After using it, click [Buy Now] if the price changes. Finally, use WeChat to scan and pay. Not satisfied with the game? You can read the novel related to Black Myth: Wukong to understand the exciting plot!
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2026-04-13 05:21
When does the story give Instructions the clearest consequence-heavy version of "Instructions"?
If you want the clearest chapter reference, go to Chapter 549. Early on, ...Theo?" Robin muttered in a low voice and furrowed his eyebrows...; later, the chapter leans on That there is a serious change in Richard's condition..
1 answer
2026-05-03 13:31
When does the story give Instructions the clearest consequence-heavy version of "Instructions"?
If you want the clearest chapter reference, go to Chapter 549. Early on, ...Theo?" Robin muttered in a low voice and furrowed his eyebrows...; later, the chapter leans on That there is a serious change in Richard's condition..
1 answer
2026-04-28 22:19
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