you think you the shit you aint even the fart

Farts that cause feces to spurt out could be caused by intestinal infection, hemorrhoids, gastroenteritis, and other reasons. Intestinal infection would stimulate the intestinal mucus membrane, causing increased intestinal squirming, increased frequency of defecation, abdominal distension, and other symptoms, which might cause diarrhea when farting. A similar condition can occur in acute constipation, which requires the use of antibiotics. If feces or mucus is ejected when farting, it may indicate serious inflammation or tumor in the intestine. You should seek medical attention as soon as possible. Other possible reasons include indigestion, intestinal diseases, food factors, and so on. Please consult your doctor for an accurate diagnosis and treatment advice.

Xiao Zhan was accused of farting and spitting out feces during an event, causing controversy. Some netizens posted photos and revealed that this was Xiao Zhan's back, and pointed out that his itinerary and clothes on the day matched the person in the photo. Xiao Zhan's fans, on the other hand, turned on Wang Yibo and used photoshopped pictures to draw him into the controversy. Xiao Zhan's studio urgently issued a lawyer's statement, denying the accusation that Xiao Zhan had pooped and sued four netizens. However, this incident raised public doubts about Xiao Zhan's image, and the studio's statement failed to completely quell the controversy. In short, Xiao Zhan's accusation of spitting out feces caused widespread concern and discussion in the entertainment industry.

Xiao Zhan was accused of farting and spitting out feces during an event, causing controversy. Some netizens posted photos and revealed that this was Xiao Zhan's back, and pointed out that his itinerary and clothes on the day matched the person in the photo. Xiao Zhan's fans, on the other hand, turned on Wang Yibo and used photoshopped pictures to draw him into the controversy. Xiao Zhan's studio urgently issued a lawyer's statement, denying the accusation that Xiao Zhan had pooped and sued four netizens. However, this incident raised public doubts about Xiao Zhan's image, and the studio's statement failed to completely quell the controversy. In short, Xiao Zhan's accusation of spitting out feces caused widespread concern and discussion in the entertainment industry.

Farts that caused feces to spurt out could be caused by indigestion, intestinal infection, acute constipation, and other reasons. It was suggested that they go to the hospital first to find out the cause of the disease and then carry out targeted treatment. For intestinal infection, anti-inflammatory and anti-diarrhea drugs such as levofloaxin, smectite powder, bifidus, etc. could be taken. For acute constipation, it is necessary to use antibiotics according to the doctor's advice, such as norfluraxin, cephem antibiotics, etc. In addition, pay attention to diet, avoid eating cold and stimulating food, massage the abdomen more to promote stomach movement, and maintain good digestive function. If the symptoms are severe, surgery may be needed. Please consult your doctor for an accurate diagnosis and treatment advice.

I'm not sure exactly. Maybe it's some kind of controversial or satirical statement, but without more context, it's hard to say for sure.

It sounds really strange. Football fanfics usually focus on the sport, the players' skills, and their relationships. Adding a fart element seems out of place, especially when combined with a gay relationship aspect. It might be someone's very unique and perhaps comical take on fanfic writing, but it's not something that would be easily accepted in the general fanfic community.

Well, it could be a story about an awkward or funny situation involving a fart and some kind of twist, like maybe it happened at an unexpected time or place.

I don't have a specific 'Gay Shit Jock' story on hand. But generally, a story about a gay jock could be about a gay athlete who overcomes challenges in the sports world which is often dominated by traditional masculinity norms. He might face discrimination from teammates or coaches at first but then finds acceptance through his own perseverance and the changing attitudes of those around him.

I once heard about a gay artist who was painting a mural in a gay - friendly neighborhood. He accidentally used the wrong color for a big part of the mural. Instead of starting over, he improvised and turned it into a really cool and unique design. The whole process of this little accident and the amazing result became a great 'gay shit story' that inspired other artists in the area.

Sure. There was a time when a man was trying to park his car in a very tight spot. He went forward and backward so many times that in the end, he parked half on the sidewalk. It was quite a sight and very funny.