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don t eat me bro

don t eat me bro

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Book cover art by Vicky.rae. Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ] Patreon: For custom art patreon.com/Livelysockets
Fantasy
1833 Chs
The Fate Of The World Is In My Hands, But All I Want To Do Is Eat!

The Fate Of The World Is In My Hands, But All I Want To Do Is Eat!

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'
Fantasy
449 Chs
QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!
Fantasy
318 Chs
What is the theme of the novel 'Don't Forget Me Bro'?
I think the theme of 'Don't Forget Me Bro' might center around loyalty and the power of friendship in the face of challenges. It could also explore themes of identity and self-discovery within the context of a close relationship between brothers.
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2024-10-04 05:09
Character Introduction for Don't Call Me Big Bro
The characters included Wang Hao, Zheng Meng, Zhou Tianzuo, Hu Lin, Qu Peipei, Hu Tao, Chen Xin, Weapon Master, Zuo Yu, and Ling Xue. " Don't Call Me Big Boss " by Gu Haichao. It was an urban novel with elements of rebirth, transmigration, and daily life. User recommendation: " Don't Call Me Big Boss ", signed, 200,000 words, please take a look! [fn=4][fn=4][fn=4] Hu Lin, an ordinary primary school teacher, A trip to Mount Tai, He was struck by a special purple ball of lightning. Accidentally transmigrated to a parallel world. In 2005, when he was in college, And obtain a special blood that no one knows about. Relying on copying the works of a great god to make a fortune, Suddenly the glory was boundless, He thought that he could live a carefree life from now on. But… I hope you will like this book.
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2025-02-14 06:21
Don't eat leukemia
Patients with leukemia had the following food taboos: 1. Cold food, such as cold water, lettuce, cold drinks, leftovers, etc., could easily increase the risk of intestinal infection and was not conducive to recovery. 2. Harder food, such as lollipops, compressed biscuits, dried buns, etc., because leukemia patients had low blood capillaries, eating hard food could easily lead to bleeding. 3. Drinking alcohol should be avoided. Drinking alcohol can easily lead to a decline in immunity and cause disturbances in the digestive tract. 4. Greasy, spicy and indigestible food, such as fried food, chili, bacon, etc. 5. Salted food, such as pickled vegetables, could easily cause infection due to the fact that they contained anaerobia. 6. For patients with acute leukemia, avoid cold, greasy, and hard food; patients with chronic leukemia (especially children) should reduce the intake of junk food (such as soda drinks). 7. You should avoid eating processed foods that are high in fat, sugar, and contain preserving agents and artificial colors. 8. Avoiding food that may contain Formalide, such as inferior vermicelli, noodles, dumpling skins, and fresh vegetables and fruits that have not been washed. "The Island of Life" is also a wonderful novel. Everyone is welcome to read it!
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2026-06-25 19:27
Don't Want to Eat
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2026-09-02 11:51
Don't Eat Tomatoes Collection
The Don't Eat Tomatoes Collection was an online novel about a boy named Tomato who came from the countryside to the city to find his way out in the competitive novel world. Through his continuous efforts and persistence, Tomato finally became an excellent novel and won the love and respect of readers. This novel was well-known for its vivid story and profound character descriptions, and was well received by the readers.
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2024-08-12 01:46
Don't eat spring fish
There was a saying among the people that advised the monarch not to eat the spring fish. This saying contained the concept of "refraining from killing and protecting life". Because spring was the season for animals to reproduce, during the three spring (Mengchun, Zhongchun, Jichun, that is, the entire spring), many fish were in the breeding period and had a lot of fish roe in their bellies. For example, when the water temperature exceeded 17 degrees, that is, in March and April, there would be a lot of fish roe in the belly of the female carp. However, from an edible point of view, carps, which were produced in large quantities and mostly farmed, were bred for human consumption. Moreover, they had strong reproductive ability. At this time, their meat was plump and delicious, and their roe was edible. Therefore, some people thought that it was not inappropriate to eat spring fish. The novel "Watching the Moon on Fish Island" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-25 15:18
Don't eat the bitterness of love
Here are some humorous remarks about not suffering from love: ** 1. From the perspective of choosing a spouse ** 1. "I don't want to order bitter gourd for love. I only want sweet fruits. Looking for a partner is like shopping in a supermarket. I only want the ones that taste right and don't have 'bitter additives'." 2. " In the market of love, I'm like a shrewd businessman. I reject all the love partners who come with the 'hardship package.' I only want the sweet, no-burden love package. ** 2. In terms of attitude towards love ** 1. "Love, if you make me suffer, I'll be like a picky child. I'll spit out your bitter stuff and only leave behind the sweet parts." 2. "I'm like a super agent in love. I can skillfully bypass any love trap that might make me suffer. I'll only walk on the sweet path covered with rose petals." ** 3. From the perspective of the relationship between love and reality ** 1. "Love wants me to suffer? No way. I'm using the umbrella of reality to block all the bitter rain outside and only let the sweet sunlight shine in." 2. " I treat love like coffee. I don't add bitterness. I only want milk foam and sugar. Pure and sweet love is my cup of tea. Don't put on a bitter show here."
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2026-07-06 07:20
Don't Want to Eat Candy
According to the information provided, there was a novel that mentioned " I don't want to eat candy…I want to eat you." The main characters of the novel were Xie Yuan and Lou Yan. Xie Yuan was a sweet and beautiful flower of wealth in the world. After entering the apocalypse, he became a brainless and vicious male supporting character. He needed to bind the system to defeat the future apocalypse big boss Lou Yan. This was a story of two-way sweet pets in the early and late apocalypse. There were plot elements of not wanting to eat candy. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-04 03:10
Dogs don't eat food
If the dog in the novel did not eat food, there might be the following reasons: ** 1. Biological reasons ** 1. ** Disease factor ** - General illnesses such as colds and fevers can affect a dog's appetite and make it not want to eat. If the dog was accompanied by symptoms such as listlessness, diarrhea, and vomiting, it was likely to be sick. For example, if a dog had liver and kidney problems or had an oral sore, eating would cause physical discomfort and thus refuse to eat. - Stomach-related diseases were also more common, such as stomach infection and gastroenteritis. If the dog ate unclean or irritating food, the stomach would be stimulated and uncomfortable, and it might not eat. 2. ** Indigestion ** - It was possible that the dog had an unbalanced diet before. Sometimes it ate too much, and sometimes it ate too little, which led to a disorder in its digestive system and a decrease in its digestive ability, resulting in a loss of appetite. For example, overfeeding or eating indigestible food for a few days in a row would cause indigestion and not eat. 3. ** Insects on my body ** - If there were parasites in the dog's body, it would affect its health, cause stomach discomfort, and affect its appetite. For example, dogs were more active. When walking outside, they might accidentally eat some flowers, soil, etc., and thus infect parasites. ** 2. Mental and other reasons ** 1. ** Picky ** - If the owner gives the dog a single food for a long time, such as eating the same dog food, the dog may get tired of it and not want to eat it. Or the owner often fed the dog a variety of snacks, causing the dog to get used to the taste of the snacks and lose interest in ordinary food, causing it to be picky and not eat. 2. ** Effect of estrus ** - When the dog is in heat, there may be a decrease in appetite, and it may also be accompanied by poor mental performance. 3. ** Lacking exercise ** - If the dog lacked exercise for a long time, its bodily functions might be affected, and its metabolism would slow down, resulting in a natural decrease in its appetite and not wanting to eat. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-02-06 08:13
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