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Blakely Arcas is a socially dense 15-year-old who hates wasting her energy on unnecessary things. "Why make the bed if I will be getting back into it later on?" "Is it really necessary to spend four years with a bunch of loud, obnoxious teens just to get a piece of paper? How about we cut the time in half? Make it two years instead. More time to sleep". When a new VR MMORPG is released, her best friends make her play it. "What do you mean I can be or do whatever I want in the game?! I want.... I want to be a Panda!" *I do not own the cover; please don't sue me. I will take it down, I swear! *

"I just wanted to finish my shift, eat some ramen and go to sleep. Was that too much to ask?!" Neve had two goals in life: survive college and keep his part-time zoo job long enough to pay his tuition. Simple. But it was completely ruined when he saved his coworker from falling into the lion enclosure, fell in himself and died on a Thursday before he could eat his dinner. The worst part? It wasn't even supposed to be him. His coworker Rena was the one meant to fall. The one meant to come to this world. The one meant to receive the mission, the body, the whole thing. But Neve saved her. So now it was his problem. Waking up as a red panda in a beast world where nobody had ever seen a red panda before was not on his schedule. Neither was being mistaken for a female by an entire tribe including the chief. Neither was the system that showed up and handed him the most unhinged mission he had ever read in his life. {Welcome Host! Your mission — build a tribe of two hundred!} Neve grabbed a stick and started drawing recruitment plans in the dirt. Leadership structures. Resource management. He was actually proud of himself. {Clarification — the two hundred refers to litters.} The stick dropped. "LITTERS?!" {Do keep up, Host.} And as if the system wasn't already his biggest enemy, he shifted. One moment, he's a small confused red panda with no plan. Next moment, he's standing in the beast world looking like THAT. Pale skin. Black hair with red at the tips. Golden eyes. Red ears that had absolutely no business being that attractive. Suddenly every powerful, dangerous and completely unhinged beast man within breathing distance had very strong feelings about him. Neve did not build a harem. The harem built itself around him and refused to leave. . Three years later... "The litters are out!" Roan announced, wiping what was definitely not a tear from his face. "Twelve. Healthy. Beautiful. I counted twice." Aldric appeared in the doorway with a warm cloth. "How is he? Does he need anything? I made soup—" "I also made soup," Kael said quietly from the corner where he had apparently been standing for an unknown amount of time. "I made soup first," Aldric said. The door burst open. Ryken stood in the frame breathing hard as he had sprinted from the eastern border. His eyes went straight to Neve. "I came as fast as I could. Are you— is he— are they—" "Everyone is fine," Cael said from beside Neve, not looking up. Ryken sagged with relief. Then looked around at the room full of husbands competing to be the most useful and frowned. "Did I miss anything?" Vaelthorn's ancient, unbothered face shifted into something that was almost a smile from his corner. "Only one question left." He looked around the room slowly. "Whose litter is Neve producing next?" "MINE!" Every single one of them said at the same time. Neve lay back, completely surrounded as he stared at the ceiling and thought about his old life. His old job. His old stinky enclosures. 'I'd genuinely rather be back in that zoo right now.' . . He was a zookeeper. He just never expected to end up as the most protected, most fought over and most aggressively loved creature in the entire beast world. Nobody warned him that working with animals was a lifetime commitment.

Jiang Tie transmigrated into another world and became a panda. His initial plan was to act cute and goof off for the rest of his life. To his surprise, the spiritual aura in this world had been rejuvenated. In the zoo, the peacock, who used to be bullied by him, evolved and had its body enveloped in flame. The neighboring tiger evolved and gained a pair of illuminated wings. The crocodile in the lake evolved and could emit ion beams. Jiang Tie was the only one who didn’t experience any changes. Fortunately, as a transmigrant, he activated the Daily Check-in System. [Successfully checked-in. You have acquired the first volume of the Imperial Scripture of Beasts.] [Successfully checked-in. You have obtained the ability to activate your natal bloodline of the Iron Chomping Beast.] [Successfully checked-in. You have acquired the seeds of the Eternal Thunder Bamboo.] Just when Jiang Tie was busy acquiring rewards, getting stronger and training his underlings in the zoo, the strongest ancient monster known to mankind was awakened. There were also mysterious creatures lurking in the global restricted area. In space, there was the Ancient Galactic Clan, who were ready to descend to Earth. One day, a mighty king of beasts invaded the human base. Jiang Tie killed it with a palm strike because it was too noisy. Only then did the humans realize that the greatest terror had been around them all this while!

A kung Fu panda 4 You won't regret Reading I Actually made this book 2 years ago in 2023 and it ended in early 2024, basically a Kung fu panda taking place in a Alternate Universe I did Made a lot of things Clear It has Great twist in the end so Stay tuned to Find out,

A fat ugly girl to change her future go back to past and there she meet (206 years old) dragon Prince. Who will marry her .

Can a diva dripping with sex appeal, devious ambition, and serious Swag gain the trust of a top crime boss? Undercover officer Jazmine Coleman believes it is all she needs to infiltrate one of the city most notorious hustlers, Love. With traps set in place, Jazmine pulls Love's right hand man, Thump into the mix, causing a deadly, yet twisted love triangle. Even with the cops on his trail, Love has his fingerprints on everything in the city, including the mayor that he helps get elected. All is still going according to plan until a New Jack named "SWAG" steps on the scene with the same determination as Jazmine to knock Love from the top spot. Which of the two will be successful? In the world of treachery, lust and corruption, the one with the power has the most Swag!

Everyone’s favourite panda is gearing up for a brand-new adventure in this bodacious retelling of Kung Fu Panda 3! When Po’s biological father lands on his doorstep, Po is shocked. At his father’s urging, he returns to the Panda Village where he was born. And, after a few days of awesome feasts and incredible parties in the village, Po begins to wonder if he should ever return to the Valley of Peace. But while Po parties with his newfound family, a terrible power is approaching—an evil villain known as Kai has been stealing the powers of every kung fu master he meets…and his sights are set on Po. Relive the action, adventure, humour, and awesomeness in this novelization of Kung Fu Panda 3!

After reincarnating as bamboo, the newly named, tall, handsome, and extremely confident, Zhu Zi is bored out of his mind, as the panda on top of him continues eating his trees. How did he reincarnate? Why's there a Panda here? Who is the mysterious figure who helped him? And what should he do now that he had become a bamboo? How will the extremely tall, handsome, and confident Zhu Zi live out the rest of his life?

"Even a panda must evolve to kill." Bai Feng was once a feared assassin—silent, deadly, and undefeated. But betrayal sent him to an early grave… only for him to wake up in an entirely new world. A world where spirit beasts rule the wild, and powerful cultivators hunt them for their cores. The worst part? He’s been reborn as a panda. A fat, fluffy, and seemingly harmless beast. In a world where only the strong survive, Bai Feng refuses to be prey. Armed with his past-life instincts, a mysterious evolution system, and sheer determination, he will carve his own path—whether by stealth, strength, or something even more terrifying. But as he fights to grow stronger, he begins to uncover a terrible truth: something is twisting the natural evolution of beasts, turning them into abominations beyond reason. And deep in the shadows, a force known as the Great Corruptor whispers his name… Will Bai Feng rise to become the apex predator, or will he lose himself to the very evolution he seeks?

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