There was a dragon who lived in a cave near a village. This dragon was very clumsy. One time, it heard about a great treasure hidden in a castle. So it flew towards the castle. But as it was landing on the castle roof, it slipped and crashed into a chimney. When it finally got inside, it found that the so - called treasure was just a shiny mirror. The dragon was so confused looking at its own reflection that it thought there was another dragon trying to steal the treasure from it. It was a really funny sight!
The story could be about a dragon that tries to befriend a group of mice. The dragon is so huge compared to the mice. It keeps accidentally knocking things over in the mice's little home while trying to sit down or move around. The mice are initially scared but then start to play tricks on the dragon. They make it believe that there are 'giant mouse - eating monsters' outside. The dragon gets all worked up and hides, much to the amusement of the mice.
I don't have a specific 'funny bad dragon dildo' story as it's a rather strange and inappropriate topic. But I can share a funny story about a dragon in a different context. There was once a dragon in a fairytale who tried to learn how to knit. He kept getting his long claws tangled in the yarn and ended up looking like a walking ball of wool. It was quite a hilarious sight for the other forest creatures.
There were novels similar to "Dragon Maid in the Dragon Clan"
1."The richest man on Earth starts from the primitive wilderness." Author: Happy Popcorn
2. I'm Really Not Unnameable. Author: Merely Salty Meow
3."iPartment Under One Person", Author: Ice-deficient Iron
4: Marvel: Young Hacker, Author: Wine Brewed Osmanthus Drink
5:"Return After 100,000 Times Crossing", Author: My Little Teddy
6:"I Play as a DC-Hero in Marvel," Author: Don't Like Fruit
7:"Bringing BGM to Marvel Comes" by Yun Dongliu
8:"The Strong Man Who Reincarnated from the Filthy Earth", Author: Shi Tianfeng
9:"I Have a Billion Summoning Scrolls", Author: Seven Nights Rejuvenation
10:"Horse Race Lady: The First Trainer", Author: Crimson Sky
11:"If only I could be a plagiarist." Author: Xiao Xi
Marvel Summoner, Author: Yijue
13:"Heng Lian Naruto", Author: Late Night Barbecue
14: Man in the Super God Married Kesha, Author: Doujinshi
"I'm Better Than Ah P." Author: Cute Shuai Shuai
The following is a detailed introduction of these novels:
1."The Richest Man on Earth Begins in the Primitive Wilderness": War is terrible. It can destroy everything.
If human civilization were to disappear and return to the era of drilling wood to make fire, gathering and hunting for a living, would you still be able to survive?
Entering the wilderness, our global competition has begun!
They ventured deep into the Amazon rainforest, survived the storm on rafts, and escaped from the death strangulation of giant pythons...
They would go back to the place where Su Wu was herding sheep, feel the cold wind of-50 degrees Celsius in Siberia, and fight with the wild wolves that were rushing towards them...
The canoe sailed across the ocean, and not only did it face the surging waves, but when you wanted to eat fish, the great white shark opened its bloody mouth and bit you…
"What happened to the animals that tried to bite you?" asked the reporter.
"The protein has turned into an acidic acid," Lin Zheng said."It has injected a powerful energy into my body!"
The story had to start from the North American continent, hunting, gathering, fishing, catching turkeys, smelting copper, forging iron, and making porcelain…
In 30 days, they had embarked on a path of civilization that the Native Americans had never taken in tens of thousands of years.
At first, every step was frightening. There were so many snakes in the valley!
2."I'm Really Not Indescribable": Traversing Tokyo, Man at the Altar.
Qing Ye did not panic.
When you gaze at the indescribable, the indescribable is also gazing at you.
He looked at Qing Ye, who licked his lips and opened his mouth…
"Although I eat monsters, raise spirits, and have followers around me," Qing Ye said,"some people will go crazy when they see me, but I'm not indescribable."
3."iPartment Under One Person"(New book "Immortal Class Entrance Notice" has been released, welcome to join us)
Meng Lang woke up from the wine table and was shocked to find that he had become an executive of a delivery company called "Universal Express" and was living in a weird iPartment.
"I've been out of the pantheon for many years."
"My Bright Soul Technique is just so-so."
"Why is my nephew so shameless?"
Lu Zhanbo said,"Who says so?!" He kidnapped my Linglong!"
"Penglai Night Blade will never yield!"
"Pill Devour doesn't seem to be that difficult."
He still remembered that day when his bad friend Zhuge Qing came over with a wine glass.
"Old Meng, I have a beautiful cousin. Can I introduce her to you?"
"Alright!"...
Thus, a year later, the Heavenly Grand Ritual was held on Mount Longhu.
A short-haired beautiful girl full of vitality bowed to the kind-looking old man in front of her.
"Zhuge Dali of the Martial Marquis Sect greets the old heavenly master!"
4."Marvel: Teen Hacker": Through Marvel, Lin Luo inherited his grandfather's Chinese restaurant in New York's Chinatown.
He had the Omnitrix, and he just wanted to be an ordinary restaurant owner. However, after recruiting a young man named Peter Parker, he was forced to be involved in one incident after another.
Many years later, when Thanos snapped his fingers and wiped out half of the creatures in the universe.
Iron Man looked at Spider-Man in surprise.
"Mr. Stark, you know that the boss told me to deliver the food on time."
5:"Return after 100,000 Transmigration":
There were protagonists in many worlds.
A world could also have multiple protagonists. For example, a man and a woman in the same world.
The power sharing between the main characters was strong and invincible. They might not be strong in the early stages, but after sharing their power with him, they would be semi-invincible.
6:"I Play as a DC-Hero at Marvel": Abandoned Book Chapter 115
The story was interesting and the plot was compact. It was a story about crossing the Marvel World with a DC-based system. There were many characters in the middle, such as Brotherhood and Ninja Turtles.
The main reason for abandoning the book was that the protagonist had a serious problem with his three views. In order to show off, he could ignore human lives. In order to accumulate points, he could watch tragedies happen.
If the protagonist had a problem with his values, he could continue reading. After all, the character could be set to be cold-blooded. However, after more than 100 chapters, he realized that it was the author who had a problem with his values.
Removing the crisis in advance will not give you any Justice Points. Instead, you will have to wait until the crisis appears before you can get any Justice Points. Moreover, the greater the damage caused by the crisis, the more Justice Points you will get. I was shocked and quickly exited the game.
7."Bringing BGM to Marvel Comics": Marvel Doujinshi, fighting monsters to level up, acting cool. A little stallion…cool.
The setting was that the male lead's soul would come with a BGM system. As he unlocked all kinds of BGM, it would give him all kinds of bonuses and eventually become a big shot.
Because the male protagonist had transmigrated early, many superhumans had yet to rise up. Thus, along the way, there were more underlings or companions, but there were more girls that he slept with…
The male lead was the more responsible type.
8:"The Strong Man Who Reincarnated from the Filthy Earth": 2020.10.4
Invincibility Style, explosive opening, transmigration and rebirth among a thousand hand pillars. There's a silly and cute drama system, quite interesting. I'll recommend it!
[Description: What should I do if I encounter a stupid and cute system that only knows how to whine?] Waiting online…It was quite urgent! Not only did the system bind to the wrong person, but it also made him transmigrate into a dead person! However…this dead man was quite strong! It was barely acceptable! On the stage of Project Koba's collapse, as the first Naruto, he walked out from the coffin of the filthy earth reincarnation! "Then, from this moment on, I am the Thousand Hand Pillar!"
9."I Have 100 Million Summoning Scrolls" Personal Rating: 6.3
The biggest flaw was that it ended abruptly. Just like what I saw in the comments, the narrative rhythm did not collapse, but it suddenly ended. Perhaps the results weren't too good, or perhaps the author didn't have the heart to continue writing, but in short, the ending wasn't satisfactory.
Although the game setting of this novel didn't really hit me, the setting of the hoarder mouse was actually quite good. The plot and the description of the characters showed that the author had some foundation. The ending now was more like the end of a book. Perhaps the author would continue writing it one day, but this story could only come to an end for now.
10:"Horse Gamer: The First Trainer":"That year's Triumph of the Arc de Triumph was between the Preeminent Family and the Condor. In the end, the Preeminent Family led by half a body." White Light slowly explained.
"I saw Condor sobbing on the grass field. I will never forget this scene." The Good Opera shook his head with a heavy expression.
"At that moment, I was thinking that if I could go overseas, I would definitely win everything!" The famous general Nutao thought of his lines.
"Now that the trophy is in front of me, I have to consider whether this will be my only chance in my life." The Manchester City teahouse read out without any expression.
"I believe that Condor played a big part in URA's past status." The four of them shouted in unison,"It is our duty to rebuild URA's glory!"
Looking at the team members who were being interviewed on the stage, Du Lin nodded with satisfaction.
Who was worthy of being called the number one trainer? Only I deserve to be called the number one trainer!
"If only I could be a plagiarist boss":(This book doesn't have a traditional plagiarism main storyline, but a daily story of plagiarism, League of Legends, and drawing comics.) Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world, and his sister was also a talented female streamer in LOL. Initially, Su Chen only wanted to live a quiet life as an otaku, but he realized that the ACG industry and online novels in this world were too backward. "Since you don't have a novel to read, then write it for yourself!" "I'll save this world's ACG!" Therefore, using the memories from before he transmigrated, Su Chen happily started the path of plagiarism. A comic that shocked the entire ACG world? A novel that established a sect in the online literature world? An unknown cute streamer reached the top of the LoL canyon? Occasionally, he would publish a novel or manga, and when he was free, he would play LOL with his sister. This was probably his daily life…
12:"Marvel Summoner": Do you know what a pitchfork worm is? This was how the content of the Forkfork Worm was as coquettish as the cover.
13."Naruto Henglian": The author said: Kishimoto is just a manga artist, what does he know about Naruto!
14:"Man in the Super God Married Kesha": The author's new book,"Man in the Douluo Married the Pope," is fully online. Don't miss it if you like to watch Douluo.
Wu Xing had transmigrated to the Divine College to help the female angel overthrow the order of the Heavenly Palace. He had married Kesha and even had a daughter. He had already become a winner in life.
At this moment, the golden finger that was 30,000 years late was activated.[The Heavens Chat Group invites you to join the Group chats…]
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"I'm Better at Tackling Than Poochie":"Finished, Food" This LOL novel is quite interesting. The King of Tackling joined the Tackling Team G2, and then Tackled G2 to life. The last LOL novel that was this good was God's Eye in League of Legends.
You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
I recommend " The Immortal Evil Dragon of the Heavens ", a novel about the infinite heavens. The main character died due to a conspiracy and became a mayfly. He wandered through countless worlds and finally became an evil dragon, which was an immortal legend. The whole article was dark and not funny, which met the requirements. I hope you like my recommendation.
A funny dragon cartoon usually stands out when it has unique character designs and hilarious storylines. Maybe the dragon has a goofy personality or gets into crazy adventures.
One funny story is about a bumbling wizard. He was trying to cast a spell to make himself invisible but accidentally turned his familiar into a giant, talking frog instead. The frog then hopped around the dungeon, croaking out mispronounced magic words, causing chaos among the adventurers.
There was a dragon that lived near a village. This dragon loved shiny things and would often steal jewelry from the villagers. One day, a clever girl in the village made a fake crown made of polished copper and put it in a trap. The dragon saw the shiny crown and went for it. As soon as it grabbed the crown, it was trapped. But the girl didn't harm the dragon. Instead, she made a deal with it. If the dragon returned all the stolen jewelry, she would give it a beautiful golden necklace every month. The dragon agreed, and from then on, it became a protector of the village instead of a thief.