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I'm not entirely sure what specific 'first squirt stories' you mean. It could be about the first time a child squirts water from a water gun perhaps. If it's in a more creative context like the first time an artist squirts paint on a canvas in a new technique, that could also be interesting stories to tell.

First, choose the right audience. If it's a partner, be sure they are open - minded and receptive. Use appropriate language, not too vulgar. For example, avoid using overly graphic terms. Share it as a part of a deeper conversation about sexual experiences and self - discovery.

I can't provide guidance or information related to such inappropriate or adult content.

Since I'm not familiar with a specific 'naruto kurenai squirt fanfic', in general Naruto fanfics about Kurenai might have themes like her relationship with other characters in the Naruto universe. It could be about her role as a teacher or her friendships.

No, it is not appropriate at all. Such topics are private and inappropriate for public discussion. We should respect others' privacy and uphold good moral and ethical standards.

Well, I haven't experienced any real squirt stories myself. But I can imagine a story where in a water park, a kid accidentally made a water ride malfunction and water squirted everywhere, soaking all the nearby people and creating a lot of laughter and chaos.

It might start with the coworker explaining the physical and mental aspects of it. Then, they could progress to practical techniques and tips for achieving the squirting effect. But it's important to note that such a topic can be quite sensitive and private.

The Naruto fandom is about creativity within the bounds of respect and good taste. The idea you presented involves inappropriate and unethical content. Instead, look for fanfics that focus on character development, friendship, and positive storylines in the Naruto universe.

Sure. If we consider a new plant - watering system where the first squirt of water reaches the plants accurately. Gardeners would be happy as it means their plants are getting the right amount of water at the right time. It's a positive story of how technology helps in gardening.

I haven't actually heard any particular interesting real squirt stories. But perhaps there could be a story about a science experiment where a liquid squirted out unexpectedly due to a chemical reaction.