kneeling puns

My corpus luteum ruptured, and my life hung by a thread. My husband, however, was in the adjacent hospital room, meticulously caring for the "white moonlight" of his heart, who just had a cold. My heart finally died. I slammed a divorce agreement in front of him and resolutely walked away. …… Later, as suitors blossomed around me, he was driven mad with jealousy. He tried every trick in the book to cut off my romantic prospects, grabbing my wrist domineeringly, “Holly Sinclair, I never signed the divorce papers. You are still my wife. You dare to cheat on me? Just you try!” And then, pinning me in a dark corner, he whimpered his confession in my ear, “Wifey, I was wrong. Please don't leave me. You are the real white moonlight of my heart…”

Married for eight years, Serena Sterling cried herself blind for Julian Lancaster, and their son died in a car crash after witnessing him with his unforgettable love! And he? He actually signed the organ donation forms, unwilling to even leave their child's body intact! While she, her heart turned to ashes, took her own life in the bathroom, Julian Lancaster was reveling in the joy of his unforgettable love's pregnancy. Reborn into a new life, Serena Sterling wants only one thing: to take her son and get as far away from this man as possible. But now, the man's eyes are red-rimmed. "Serena, I was wrong. Please don't leave me..." All Serena Sterling can do now is sneer. "Not a chance. I'm thriving on my own."

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

Dragons rule the skies, the land, and the seas. Humanity survives in what they’re allowed to keep. In this world, power comes from the beast you tame. Wolves become kings. Eagles become legends. Chimeras decide the fate of nations. A strong summon means a bright future. Kael Ashborne didn’t get one. On the day every young tamer awakened their destiny, Kael summoned the lowest-ranked creature ever recorded—a formless, useless thing barely considered alive. No claws. No fangs. No strength. Just weakness. He became a joke overnight. Bullied, discarded, and written off as a failure, Kael was told to give up. After all, what future could a tamer with a worthless beast possibly have? But giving up was never an option. His aging parents sold everything for his one chance, and Kael refuses to let their sacrifice be meaningless. If this world only respects power, then he’ll carve his own path to it—starting from the very bottom. Here’s what no one realized: The weakest beast doesn’t evolve like the others. While normal summons follow fixed paths, Kael’s creature adapts. It survives what should kill it. It absorbs traits it shouldn’t have. Every impossible victory unlocks something ancient—something forgotten. Dragons don’t begin as kings. They begin as nothing. As kingdoms rot under greed, nobles hunt power they don’t understand, and dragonkind stirs from extinction, Kael’s rise turns ridicule into fear. His beast evolves beyond known limits, breaking every rule of taming and leading toward a single, terrifying truth: Every evolutionary path leads to dragons. And Kael stands at the origin. World-ending threats. Insane evolutions. Morally bankrupt nobles. Allies who become legends—and enemies who realize too late that they should have killed him when he was weak. This is the story of the weakest beast tamer climbing from the bottom of the food chain to the peak of existence. After all… even dragons start small.

I’m the child of a blended family. My biological mother wanted me to give up the college entrance exam for a stepson who doesn’t share a drop of blood with me. She told me I either had to find a factory job to support my stepbrother, or just go get married and use the bride price to bankroll him like some pathetic sister-slave. I laughed. “Mom, you’d better not end up on your knees one day, begging me to take back what you said.”

In Shangjing, everyone knows that Minister Shen Qingyun loves his wife dearly. They have been married for more than ten years, and he has not taken a concubine or kept any mistresses. In the mansion, there is only one legitimate wife, Su Yunxi. However, it was unknown that Shen Qingyun had long been entangled with the Oiran of the brothel. Every time after an intimate encounter with the Oiran, he would bring a gift back to the mansion and shower Su Yunxi with sweet words. The Oiran is enchanting and beautiful, while his wife is dignified and gentle. Shen Qingyun thought he had hidden the Oiran well and could forever enjoy the blessings of both women. Until on his birthday, news of Su Yunxi's death arrived…

The female devil, Chu Ru, has been reincarnated. For a thousand years, her legends still pervade the continent. The Pill - Saint Shan Shan, the World - Destroying Chu Yihou, the Sword - Casting Ancestor... are all her aliases! In her previous life, she was betrayed by her elder sister, torn apart by chariots, and her soul was suppressed in the deep abyss. In this life, she returns proudly, slaying the prodigies, killing her enemies, and suppressing the Heavenly Dao! One day, a rumor spreads: It is said that the Demon Emperor doesn't like women because the damned female devil of the human race molested him a thousand years ago and then ran away! Upon hearing this, Chu Ru says, "It wasn't me! I didn't do it!" The cold - tempered Demon Emperor holds the hand of a porcelain - like doll and stands behind her, saying, "Didn't do it? Then where did the son come from?" A thousand years ago, the name of the female devil made the demons turn pale with fear. Among the demons she dealt with, nine out of ten were emasculated. The female devil issued a fierce threat: One day, I will burn the Demon Emperor's fox tail! It is well - known that before her death, the female devil Chu Yihou had eight great demon lords. The eighth demon lord, Tuling, was mysterious. The only sign of him was that bald tail. A thousand years later, looking at his own bald tail, the Demon Emperor recalls the past and gnashes his teeth: He, the mighty Demon Emperor, has become a vassal of his archenemy! The reincarnated female devil doesn't want to admit it at all. It's not until she sees the ten tails fluttering behind the Demon Emperor that Chu Ru says, "Ah... I don't want this dog - like fox man either, but he has..."

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!