bluey nsfw

This book contains Hololive fanfics and Genshin Impact Fanfics, as well as some of my original characters. No Synopsis! The stories here are oneshots. Some stories are deeply disturbing, please read with discretion, so please don't report me. Writing styles may vary cause I've wrote them in a long time gaps each. They're short and easily readable. Good for light readers

NSFW DDLG/DDLB/MDLG/MDLB One shot stories! Some stories are more kinky than others! Warning, there are gun play and risky senes in this book. Suggestions and recommendations are welcome!

It's basically porn, but with some plot (both kinds) and emotional elements. You get to screw and impregnate a beauty with hips like a goddess. Also she loves you. So, yeah... Enjoy. ... ... ... Dear future me, {You were really fuckin' horny, ok. (over a period of many days) Don't blame yourself because you made this and actually spent more effort and time on it than most other things. You stay up in your pajamas laying in bed till like 3 in the morning, what did you expect??? Unless you aren't embarrassed... Then wank to your heart's content!}

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That time I accidentally shot myself in the dick and got reincarnated as an elf in a fantasy world of reversed gender roles.

Never in her wildest dreams would Lacie Evans have imagined that she would be marrying Ryden Halls after a game of truth or dare. Two strangers, Lucie (20, a college student) and Ryden (22, runs a family business) find themselves unexpectedly in an arranged marriage of convinience after a round of truth or dare. The two slowly fall for each other as the mysterious plot that forced them together in the first place begins to unfold. Read The Engagement Game, a story about an arranged marriage that occurs between two strangers, and how their hearts begin to set on fire. Mature bedroom scenes. Updates daily unless life gets in the way.

Bluey Heeler and her fam are going on a trip to the USA! She and her family are exited beyond words, but as the trip progresses, the Heelers run into multiple, silly, ridiculous pickles.

Old erotica found around and ported into a convenient location - do not donate

Graduating from Oxford, Owen's life shortly after that had been nothing but a preposterous joke and an unbelievable story. Perhaps it was a decline in fate, and a critical one at that. After five years of running around in search of a job, he found himself working as a janitor in a feminism-empowered company that paid quite a decent amount for someone like him. But that could barely make ends meet. He had to partake in several other part-time jobs to repay the debt his father acquired to pay his educational fees before passing away. (...Sell your organs.) (Sorry… I already have a new boyfriend.) As he read the two recently received text messages, he let out a hopeless sigh. [Ding!] [Congrats, you have triggered the NSFW System into Awakening ^_⁠^ Your life story is going to become Legendary!] Following the System's sympathetic voice, Owen's life did indeed become better. [Congrats! Successfully fucked Mitchell Greenwood: CEO of Black in White Group] [Option 1: Become the CEO of Black in White Group.] [Choose other options???] [Ding!] [$10, 000,000 compensation has been deposited into your bank account.] “Shit, it's real? My account limit is barely \$50,000.” In his hopeless moment, Owen was blessed with an unconventional System that could grant him the position of any woman he slept with in their workplace—or receive several compensation options. Rising from a janitor, he pursues the dream of owning several companies under his name to become a global tycoon—while also taking revenge on those who once mocked him along the way.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.