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[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

Manu was never meant to survive. After a ridiculous death, he awakens inside a deadly survival game where monsters, betrayals, and hidden conspiracies rule the world. Armed with a mysterious System and nothing but his instincts, Manu enters a brutal trial where even talented warriors struggle to survive. While powerful teams rely on strength, Manu relies on intelligence, patience, and ruthless survival tactics. But the deeper he climbs, the more secrets he uncovers. A destroyed town. A forgotten sacrifice. Academies competing for dominance. And a hidden force manipulating everything from the shadows. Now enrolled in Sun Academy, Manu must prove that even the weakest student can outsmart the strongest hunters. Because in this world... Survival is not decided by power. It is decided by who can think one move ahead.

Rei, is the usual college graduate, with a crappy job, and an abusive boss, with nothing going as he planned after graduating from college, suddenly dies in an accident, Just when he thinks life will be better in another world, where he can finally find happiness, he gets reincarnated as a toilet, Not surprised by his luck, he aims to live the best laid-back life he can this time around, even if he stays as a toilet.

"After your tasty soup I am not moving my butt of the toilet. That soup had milk in it. I am allergic to milk, and now after suffering a horrible death on the toilet I myself was reincarnated as a toilet". The main protagonist Vadim, an Otaku must navigate a tricky cyberpunk new world as a Toilet! Will he piss and shit himself? Or will he actualy manage to achieve something? Find out by reading!

Takushima's erotic life novel

In a world where the threat does not come from demons… but from filth. Heidelberge — an independent Purificator, who takes on jobs to cleanse what humans dare not face. Bathrooms no one wants to enter. Germs that have evolved into demons. And Domains of waste that grow far beyond control. Armed with weapons from his personal arsenal, and bound by a time limit of only a few minutes, he will prove that sanitation is humanity’s last line of defense. This is not a story about a hero. It is the story of someone who “scrubs the world clean.”

A small boy in the hot Arabian nights found a magic lamp then while in old age had his genie split into hundreds of smaller less powerful beings for his children and grand children but as they weren’t grateful they turned the genies into various things our hero has found one of them

Before Feng Yi ascended the throne, no one wanted to marry this prince who lacked presence and was out of favor. After his ascension, the harem was filled with the daughters of high-ranking court officials. They were an eyesore to look at and vexing to deal with. He felt that even favoring them would defile his own dragon body. He decided to choose a woman with a fiery, arrogant, domineering, and jealous nature to enter the palace, to cast all this "trash" into the Cold Palace on his behalf. Song Yunzhao had transmigrated to ancient times for fourteen years, all the while laying low and just trying to get by. She was just waiting for the plot to begin, then she would transform into a villainess—arrogant, domineering, fiery, and jealous—so that she would be rejected from the selection and could then choose a husband to live a carefree and happy life with. Later, Song Yunzhao watched as His Majesty smiled at her with immense indulgence and said, "Zhaozhao, come here." Song Yunzhao immediately felt that something was terribly wrong, a chill running up from the soles of her feet. The damned Emperor wore a gentle expression, but his eyes were as cold as ice; he clearly wanted to use her as his blade!

In her past life, Tang Mo accidentally lost her own Space Jade Pendant when the apocalypse began, losing her biggest golden finger. Afterwards, her superpower training went awry, she lost her loved ones, suffered from ostracization, and utterly ruined the good hand she was dealt, ultimately dying at the mouths of mutant beasts. Opening her eyes again, Tang Mo was reborn one week before the start of the apocalypse. None of the tragedies has happened yet! How will she seize the opportunity and walk her own path to becoming a powerful figure in the apocalypse?

After accidentally falling off a cliff, Faye Yardley finds herself transmigrated into a male-oriented sea survival novel she had read. Not wanting to become the cannon fodder character who shares her name, and determined to ensure her brother survives, she resolves to clear this sea survival game and leave the game world alive.