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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
545 Chs
Please recommend a novel that details life in the netherworld. The plot will take place in hell or the netherworld.
😋I recommend to you the two novels, Yellow Spring Restaurant and Yama's Firm. The main character of "Yellow Spring Restaurant", Su Bai, opened a small restaurant by the Yellow Spring. All kinds of ghosts, Black and White Impermanence, Ox-Head Horse Face, Meng Po, and even the King of Hell had come to eat at her restaurant. Su Bai was the favorite of the group in the netherworld. The book described the life in the netherworld, including eating, drinking, playing, and the warmth of human feelings. The protagonist of "Yama's Firm" was Xie Xiaofan, who became a ghost after his death. The story described the details of his work in the netherworld, including capturing demons and being a matchmaker in the Heavenly Court. These two novels vividly show the world of the netherworld. I recommend them to you! I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
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2024-08-17 11:13
To hell on earth or hell on earth?
" The King of Corpses and the Evil Saint " is a fantasy novel written by Shen Fuyi. The general plot of this novel is as follows: He was proud of the evil of the Three Realms, and right and wrong were judged by tens of thousands of people. Don't say that there are no heroes in the outside world, and ride the corpse to gallop the sword and roar Kunlun Mountain. The ultimate realm of the path of corpse control was to control the stars and borrow the world. Was this not the Great Dao? There was nothing that one could not enter the Dao with. Who said that cultivation required meditation and alchemy? Could it be that Corpse Manipulation couldn't step into the Dao? ---------------------------- " Red Dust Taoist " was a wuxia fantasy novel written by the author, a Taoist in the forest. The general plot of the novel was: In the world of mortals, where could one find the ethereal path of cultivation? If one were to ask what cultivation was like, not to cover one's eyes with money, not to bend down for power, only to hope that the world would be peaceful forever, only to have no confusion in body and mind, cultivation was to cultivate one's heart... ---------------------------- " Fantasy: Celestial Emperor Special Effects, I Was Mistaken as the Huangtian Emperor " was a fantasy novel written by the author, April Zhizhi. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Tian had transmigrated to the fantasy world and became an ordinary individual cultivator. Fortunately, he had awakened the special effects system. Thus, Shen Tian embarked on a broken path of cultivation. " Unlocked temperament special effect [Blood Qi Furnace]. Effect: Blood Qi billows into the sky, forming a smoke furnace that covers the sky!" " Unlocked realm special effect [Heavenly Laws Embodiment]. Effect: Obtained 100,000-foot cosmic form, standing in the world!" " Unlocked attack special effect [Six Paths of Reincarnation]. Effect: Transforms the Yellow Springs of Heaven and Earth, and the Six Paths of Hell descend on the human world!" " Unlocked skill special effect [Self-transformation Technique]. Effect: He transforms time, he transforms invincibility, and he transforms eternity." Several years later, when the dark turmoil swept over, Shen Tian activated the character special effect, Huang Tiandi. All the races were shaken and the whole world cried bitterly,"Desolate is here! He has always been here!" Shen Tian was speechless. ---------------------------- My Apprentice Isn't Simple was a Xianxia novel written by the author, Gui Ye. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Ling had transmigrated into a book, a "Healing Text". How was it cured? It was just that in the grand finale, other than the female lead, all the other characters who appeared in the scene were gone. In order not to become cannon fodder for the plot, Shen Ling packed up and ran away, determined not to participate in a single cent of the plot. He opened a nameless shop and sold nameless items. He lived a relaxed life alone and took in a few disciples to teach. Until one day, she realized that her disciple was very likely to be cannon fodder in the plot… “…”. ---------------------------- " Profiteer Training Plan " was a sci-fi time-travel novel written by the author, Gravity. The general plot of this novel was: After transmigrating, he accidentally entered the black-hearted firm. Shen Yu had no choice but to become a ruthless wish fulfillment machine. A mage who controlled the city, a fledgling candidate for the Demon King, a timid low-level goddess. Becoming a god, destroying the world, preaching. Traveling through billions of worlds, Shen Yu did his best to help his clients realize their wishes, but he was only willing to collect a negligible reward to make a living. But why, why am I still called a profiteer. Shen Yu took all his client's belongings and sighed as he looked at the stars in the sky. ---------------------------- " The entire immortal world forces me to fall in love " was a novel by author Shi Zhao L. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Shuangyu only wanted to cultivate, but the entire immortal world forced her to fall in love. "I'm sorry, fellow immortals. I cultivate the Heartless Dao." Those who spoil my Dao, scram to the side! Fine version: "Immortal Shen! Quickly control your good disciple! The immortal world is about to be overturned!" As soon as she left the mountain, Shen Shuangyu learned that the obedient and sensible little disciple in her memory had turned into a demon. Yes! What happened? Was he too serious in his cultivation? The dark-skinned little disciple suddenly rushed up and hugged her as she cried,"Master, I miss you so much!" Shen Shuangyu,"Huh?" What was going on? Shen Shuangyu cultivated the Heartless Dao, but her little disciple was trapped by love and even went berserk. Taking advantage of the fact that this little disciple still had some master-disciple relationship, Shen Shuangyu decided to pull him along to cultivate the Heartless Dao. However, this stupid disciple refused no matter what and insisted on becoming the Demon Lord. The immortals thought to themselves,"Can you do something about it?" Shen Shuangyu: " I can't do anything about it. I'm going to cultivate." All the immortals said,"No!" If you leave, who will care about that demon? Little Disciple: Control me! Shen Shuangyu was speechless. He just wanted to cultivate, how could he expect to be opposed by all immortals? In this day and age, was it wrong to cultivate? The straight female immortal who was focused on cultivating and had a cold heart on the outside vs. the love-minded, affectionate, white-cut, black-skinned disciple. ---------------------------- How Did I Become a Buddha was a Xianxia fantasy novel written by the author, Swordsman How. The general plot of the novel was: Xuan Jing accidentally discovered that among the tens of thousands of Buddhist scriptures in this world, there was no Prajna Paramita Sutra, Diamond Sutra, or Lankaya Sutra…Thus, he became a Buddha. "To be honest, I really don't want to become a Buddha." " Because I have a great and far-reaching wish-to renounce asceticism." It was also known as " How Can I Be the Reincarnation of Buddha " and " This Monk Is Something ". ---------------------------- The book," Not enough stats, so all my Comprehension points were increased " was a fantasy novel written by the author, Mu Yihuo. The general plot of this novel was: In the world of martial dao, experts were as common as the clouds, and the lives of ordinary people were like grass. Shen Cong used his humble body to strengthen his comprehension of martial arts. Speed up cultivation, fusion of cultivation techniques, photographic memory, self-created martial arts…With the principle of not coming out of the mountain until he was invincible, Shen Cong had quietly lived in the human world for ten thousand years. As time passed, the world changed. The orphan who had lost his father became the ancestor of the Demon Sect. The girl-next-door became a noble. The young fox he raised unified the Demon Realm. The old man he saved opened the Heavenly Gate with his sword…As for Shen Cong, he had already been named after countless Great Emperors! ---------------------------- My Senior Apprentice Sister Is the Great Demon Lord was a fantasy immortal cultivation novel written by the author, Xin You Wan Ren. The general plot of this novel was: The new Xianxia book," The Immortality of My Cultivation ", traveled through the Xianxia world. Shen Mu became a probationary disciple of a righteous sect and could use the system to offset the side effects of the demonic cultivation method. However, as a disciple of a famous righteous sect, where could he get a demonic path cultivation method? Until Shen Mu met his senior sister. Junior Brother Shen Mu, let's practice a new lesson today. I've already found the textbook for you. It's called Blood Refinement Scripture. " Junior Brother, I had a feeling when I observed the stars last night, so I wrote a technique and named it the Stellar Destruction Art. Quickly try it out!" " Junior Brother…" Shen Mu said," My Senior Sister is too good to me!" ---------------------------- " The World of Spiritual Sword " was a Xianxia-Cultivation Civilization novel written by the author, Chen Wuse. The general plot of this novel was: The good-for-nothing Young Master Shen had been expelled from the family, and he had roamed the world alone with a sword in order to become stronger and unravel the secrets of the past!
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2024-09-21 12:02
Which novels were about following their master to take refuge in hell after the zombie outbreak and cultivating there?
I recommend " Rise at the End of Rebirth " to you! The plot of this novel was intense and exciting. It was about a person who was reborn into hell after the outbreak of the zombie virus. However, he was very strong and determined to inherit the experience. He did not care about anything and finally rose from hell. If you like this type of novel, you might as well try to read this book. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation.
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2024-09-03 13:39
Take, take, take
The day of passion was a special day in the game Dona Dona, also known as the day of passion. On this day, an icon labeled "Hot" would appear at a random place on the map. Players could head to this map and have a chance to catch talents with better attributes. In addition, there was another main use of the 'grab hot' day. It was that the store would give discounts, and they would give more discounts than the store discount day. Therefore, players could enjoy more discounts when purchasing items on this day. In general, Snatch, Snatch, Snatch
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2024-12-29 11:28
In which paragraph did the phrase 'some aspects may be worse than hell' appear in 'Take Her Eye'?
This sentence appeared in the second paragraph of the novel " Bring Her Eyes ", which described the protagonist's life experience after traveling back to ancient times. In this plot, the protagonist encountered some unprecedented difficulties, but through his own efforts and courage, he finally overcame these difficulties and succeeded.
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2024-09-14 09:32
What's the quality of the 'hell hell manga raw'?
I'm not sure. It depends on various factors like the art style, story, and popularity.
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2025-05-24 01:49
What is the plot and appeal of 'hell sweet hell manhwa'?
The plot of 'hell sweet hell manhwa' involves a journey through a supernatural world filled with challenges and secrets. Its appeal is in the intricate world-building and unexpected plot twists.
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2025-07-13 10:19
Is there a seal of hell?
In traditional Chinese literature, it was generally believed that the underworld was the dominant department of the netherworld or ghost realm, and the seal of the underworld was an important tool used to manage and issue documents in the netherworld. Seals of the netherworld were usually made of black or black rocks and engraved with many symbols and patterns unique to the netherworld. In some novels and movies, the seal of hell had also become one of the important props used to describe the order and management of the netherworld or ghost realm.
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2024-08-22 09:27
HELL in Chinese
Hell was an English word that was usually used to refer to hell or an extremely bad situation. The meaning of Hell might be different in different cultures and context. In some novels, Hell may refer to an extreme form of punishment or torture, usually used to punish those who have done something wrong or escaped punishment. In other novels, Hell may refer to a scary or gloomy place, usually used to describe an extremely bad situation or scene. In short, Hell was a word with a strong emotional color and symbolism. The specific meaning needed to be determined according to the context.
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2024-09-15 00:30
Revenge in Hell
The following are a few novels recommended by the female protagonist in the underworld revenge novel: After my sister died, I killed my way through hell to take revenge! This urban novel told the story of the female protagonist who traveled to the underworld to take revenge. After her sister died, she decided to avenge her. There were various plots of the Dark Clan and revenge in the story. This novel could be recommended as one of the topics of revenge in the underworld.
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2025-01-11 07:52
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