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Yu Yan escape from a certain star sea and found earth before life came to be. Out of boredom, he found the first human. In his nap, he opened a miniature domain, spreading the existence of cultivation. And so, he continues to sleep, and in his sleep, he dreamed of the world! [ Ding Dong!] [After thousands of years of napping, Host has reached the requirement to bind the system!] [All-job experience system activated. A new job will be activated every month. Completing the given mission in the system will allow you to receive the ultimate reward, assisting the host in becoming increasingly powerful!] [Job class: Streamer!] [Please receive the Streamer Registration Gift Pack, 5 million low grade spiritual stone! Immortal-Grade Camera! Immortal-Grade Microphone! Bilibili account!] [Mission: Gain your first follower!] ------------------------------------- Author's note: Participating in Fantasy Carnival, I will be releasing 1chapter/day, 7ch/week, with random bonus chapter every week! All chapters will be edited, expect changes! Thank you, and I appreciate all the reader that enjoy the story, please leave a comment/review, and vote with your stone if you like the story! Note: Covers not mine, if you'd like it to be removed, message me!

This is the story of Neo, a young half-orc, half-human from a small town who has an accident and unfortunately became a paraplegic. The unfortunate young man passes away, without his relatives realizing it and he is replaced by the soul of a 45-year-old man who had a double life on earth. Exemplary father in the day Sex machine at night This replacement came to Neo's body, through the intervention of the fertility goddess "Frigg" to serve as a stallion for the human race, endowing him with a system of the most dishonest possible to carry out his task. but "Loki" the god of lies joins the party, cheating poor Neo whenever he can and changing some things that annoy him about the system at first Neo decides to help out as much as he can in a way of thanking his family and friends for all the help they gave him when he was bedridden. But things never go the way he plans, driven by what he does best in a place where all they know is the basics about sex. How far would Neo be willing to go? Will you respect his relatives? will he be seduced by the skirts or by the magic of this new world? how far can the gods intervene in this world? Hero or villain? in a story where nothing is what it seems, because the lies are where you least imagine it come and give it a try but above all, have the patience of a saint THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT It is an unprofessional and unpaid job for quiet people. My solemn hope is that someone, somewhere, enjoys this REMEMBER TO ADD TO THE LIBRARY

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(The book also known as: Love is War: Crashing My Rivals Book 1: Class Reunion. The whole story is now free access in kindle unlimited! :) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FC352SLG) At a class reunion after ten years, my old love rival Jimmy came face-to-face with his dream princess, his ex-girlfriend Elsa. But she wasn't the pure angel he remembered—she'd transformed into a sexy, seductive vixen, and she was now tangled up with me, the playboy he once thought he'd beaten, in a way that made their past romance look like child's play... But the real shock I delivered to Jimmy went way beyond that— When he learned that after their breakup, I was the one who popped all three of Elsa's cherries—and saw his once-gorgeous black-stockinged ex-girlfriend up close, wearing an anal plug with my cum dripping from her stretched flower chamber, he got the memo: love is a fucking war, and so is fucking... One battle's loss doesn't mean shit! In the end, I won this war, hands down! I waited ten years for one fucking chance! I'm not here to prove I'm some big shot, although I'm—I'm here to shove it in my rivals faces that what I lost, I'm damn well taking back!! And as the winner, I'm gonna humiliate the loser 'til he breaks!!!

A group of dumb gangsters get sent to another world that is filled with countless islands, as they stumble around in this new world and new bodies. Surviving a doomsday cult, beating up nerds, and not listening to any law at all. All the while they steal, rob, and rape through the islands. Faith grant’s strengths unbound! With classes to match their faith, however our not so bright heros don’t seem to grasp something everyone else sent to this world understands quickly. Never fear, because with brute strength, a total disregard of the law and morals, shall guide us in our perilous adventure of these uncharted islands! Booty and treasure awaits, just don’t grab the boss’s booty! **Content Warning** This novel contains mature and potentially distressing content that may not be suitable for all readers. Reader discretion is advised. The specific content includes: - Gender bending, including transgender themes, cross-dressing, and gender fluidity - Depictions of rape - Use of explicit language and swear words - Depictions of violence - Dehumanizing content and themes that may be disturbing or offensive Please be advised that the themes and events depicted in this novel are for storytelling purposes and do not reflect the author's or publisher's values or beliefs. If you find any of these topics triggering or uncomfortable, please consider whether this book is appropriate for you.

A bunch of scumbags, gangsters, mobsters, thieves or whatever you want to call them are kidnapped and gathered in a clandestine coliseum by a group of very influential people worldwide. Which of these scumbags will make it out alive?

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[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!