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*** I was just taking a quiet late-night walk when I found… a child sleeping inside a dumpster. One thing led to another, and suddenly I became the accidental father of a kid no older than ten. The next morning, I woke up from a vivid dream. A mysterious Victorian woman whispering about "calamity, dungeons, portals, another world… yeah, good luck bro." She said all of that in the most casually elegant Victorian tone imaginable. But the real nightmare started when a floating screen appeared in front of me, spouting nonsense about quests and objectives. The day I picked up a child in a dumpster was the day my ordinary life ended. And that was when our story truly began. and most of all. this novel takes at year 2029.

Yu Yan escape from a certain star sea and found earth before life came to be. Out of boredom, he found the first human. In his nap, he opened a miniature domain, spreading the existence of cultivation. And so, he continues to sleep, and in his sleep, he dreamed of the world! [ Ding Dong!] [After thousands of years of napping, Host has reached the requirement to bind the system!] [All-job experience system activated. A new job will be activated every month. Completing the given mission in the system will allow you to receive the ultimate reward, assisting the host in becoming increasingly powerful!] [Job class: Streamer!] [Please receive the Streamer Registration Gift Pack, 5 million low grade spiritual stone! Immortal-Grade Camera! Immortal-Grade Microphone! Bilibili account!] [Mission: Gain your first follower!] ------------------------------------- Author's note: Participating in Fantasy Carnival, I will be releasing 1chapter/day, 7ch/week, with random bonus chapter every week! All chapters will be edited, expect changes! Thank you, and I appreciate all the reader that enjoy the story, please leave a comment/review, and vote with your stone if you like the story! Note: Covers not mine, if you'd like it to be removed, message me!

This is the story of Neo, a young half-orc, half-human from a small town who has an accident and unfortunately became a paraplegic. The unfortunate young man passes away, without his relatives realizing it and he is replaced by the soul of a 45-year-old man who had a double life on earth. Exemplary father in the day Sex machine at night This replacement came to Neo's body, through the intervention of the fertility goddess "Frigg" to serve as a stallion for the human race, endowing him with a system of the most dishonest possible to carry out his task. but "Loki" the god of lies joins the party, cheating poor Neo whenever he can and changing some things that annoy him about the system at first Neo decides to help out as much as he can in a way of thanking his family and friends for all the help they gave him when he was bedridden. But things never go the way he plans, driven by what he does best in a place where all they know is the basics about sex. How far would Neo be willing to go? Will you respect his relatives? will he be seduced by the skirts or by the magic of this new world? how far can the gods intervene in this world? Hero or villain? in a story where nothing is what it seems, because the lies are where you least imagine it come and give it a try but above all, have the patience of a saint THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT It is an unprofessional and unpaid job for quiet people. My solemn hope is that someone, somewhere, enjoys this REMEMBER TO ADD TO THE LIBRARY

Nikki

A group of dumb gangsters get sent to another world that is filled with countless islands, as they stumble around in this new world and new bodies. Surviving a doomsday cult, beating up nerds, and not listening to any law at all. All the while they steal, rob, and rape through the islands. Faith grant’s strengths unbound! With classes to match their faith, however our not so bright heros don’t seem to grasp something everyone else sent to this world understands quickly. Never fear, because with brute strength, a total disregard of the law and morals, shall guide us in our perilous adventure of these uncharted islands! Booty and treasure awaits, just don’t grab the boss’s booty! **Content Warning** This novel contains mature and potentially distressing content that may not be suitable for all readers. Reader discretion is advised. The specific content includes: - Gender bending, including transgender themes, cross-dressing, and gender fluidity - Depictions of rape - Use of explicit language and swear words - Depictions of violence - Dehumanizing content and themes that may be disturbing or offensive Please be advised that the themes and events depicted in this novel are for storytelling purposes and do not reflect the author's or publisher's values or beliefs. If you find any of these topics triggering or uncomfortable, please consider whether this book is appropriate for you.

A bunch of scumbags, gangsters, mobsters, thieves or whatever you want to call them are kidnapped and gathered in a clandestine coliseum by a group of very influential people worldwide. Which of these scumbags will make it out alive?

Authors Note: I love cultivation. And I love the classics and tropes. But, I've fallen in love with space. And I found that there's a tragically short supply of space cultivation, with drama and such. What I hate, however, is power creep. That is not here. Cultivation is not sitting for seven billion years to godhood, nor is it take three pills and fart out a new universe. My take on cultivation is, alignment and knowledge. Strength as a by product, not a goal. Also, as strong as a cultivator might be, they aren't stronger than the sci-fi elements in the novel. This is not a generic cultivation power trip which cannibalizes the rest of the narrative. It will be a slow at times, fast at others. Morality is in question. Ethics in question. The trappings of a mind abandoned put up against the reality of the wider firmament and its place there. Yovan doesn't know anything about Cultivation. Only having dreams, the echoes of destruction, to haunt him. Any lesson he can glean vanishingly rare amidst the noise of the end of his race. It will take time, this is an epic, not a sprint! If that sounds like something you'd be interested in, I welcome you to enjoy. Ps. I know the dreams are cryptic and hard to follow. This is intentional at the start. //// What to expect: - Weak, weak MC, but intelligent, slow burn strengthening. - Romance, slow burn, psychologically active. - Action, though not for simple actions sake. - Ancient mysteries. Dreams. Spirits. Worlds. Politics. High Sci-Fi. Aliens! - Questions of morality, philosophy and oaths weighed against desires!

I ONLY OWN MY MC

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?