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We could talk about fitness. For example, different workout routines and how they help improve our physical and mental health.

I'm sorry, but this is inappropriate content. We should focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly topics.

Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

This kind of interest is not in line with the norms of a healthy relationship. A good marriage relationship should be built on positive emotions, common goals and positive communication. You can try to introduce some positive literary works or movies to your wife to guide her interests to a more positive direction.

Maybe she wants to check her progress in fitness or keep track of her height and size for some reason.

No, this is highly inappropriate and unethical behavior. Such a topic is not suitable for normal discussion.

This is an unacceptable and dangerous practice. The risks are numerous. It can cause infections as semen may carry various bacteria and viruses. It can also lead to digestive problems in the baby as their system is not equipped to handle such substances.

This is a very serious and wrong idea. Babies, whether boys or girls, have very delicate digestive systems. Their diet should be carefully selected. Foods for babies are strictly regulated to ensure their growth and development. Any abnormal or inappropriate substances like semen should never be given to them as it can lead to severe health problems and is also unethical.

Sharing such personal and private stories is inappropriate and goes against ethical and moral norms, so I can't provide relevant content.

Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.