Brother's version of the song lyrics

Answer 1

Here are the lyrics of some of the brother's funny songs:
- "If one day I fall in love with your wife, if your wife also loves me, brother, please don't cry out loud. I will definitely not let her suffer. My good brother, I want to ask you, do you mind poaching your girl?"
- "I borrowed it from you three years ago. Don't worry, I will definitely return it to you. Don't worry now. I'll pay you interest later. Recently, I want to start a business. If I do it well, I can make a huge profit. As long as you believe in your brother, your brother will take you to the sky one day. You'll be the second-in-command in the future. I'll buy that building for you and give you a Maserati. I'll buy you another piece of land on Mars. By then, you'll be the richest man in Guangxi. When we fell down on the street, there would be people to help us up. Every day, we would wear new clothes when we went out. The lobsters and hairy crabs made you want to vomit. Everyone who knew you would think of you. All you need to do now is to invest in the company and lend me some money. I guarantee that you will live a very comfortable life in the future. Happy, you're bragging to me about buying me a piece of land on Mars. I've invested 100 million, but it's like I've thrown it into a river. Bo Tong seems to have farted. Don't worry, my good brother. Let me slowly analyze it for you. This time, it's to install an elevator for the moon. The preliminary work is ready. You just need to add another 200 million. He introduced Chang'e to you as husband and wife, but he was obviously a shameless person, yet he said that he was very awesome. When he borrowed money, he lowered his voice and became an emperor after borrowing money. They talked about buying land on Mars, about Jack Ma being a little brother, and about Chang'e being a couple. Your mouth is full of secrets. You emptied my family and wanted to give you my underwear. I don't think you know how to earn RMB. You have to be patient when it comes to investing. Those who had invested in the livestream all remembered that it took courage to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle. Haste makes waste. Eating hot tofu in a hurry will burn your mouth."
- "I'm proud to be single. I'm not afraid of being cuckolded. Being single was good. Being single was wonderful. He only cared about eating his fill. I'm single, I'm proud, I'm single, I'm free, I don't have to pay the public rations. I went to sleep after laughing at the sky. Don't laugh, single dog. Hurry up and find a partner. When he was old and lying on the hospital bed, it was too late for regrets. The young man is quite handsome. I'm very satisfied. If you don't mind, we'll go register. I have a younger brother at home. He was very careless and careless. He used my identity card to register and caused me to divorce before I got married. Handsome, it's okay. I have my own problems too. This year, I have no idea how to cut vegetables. I cut my belly. The wound is ten centimeters. I wish you two a model husband and wife. If you're beautiful, you're even more awesome than me. I've been married before, but I'm not as high-level as you. The two little melonrins really know how to brag. Even if I, Sister Ruhua, reincarnate, I won't bow down to them. My Sister Shiliu is so beautiful that she entrusted me to find a partner for her. Looking at her beautiful face made my heart flutter. My family is willing to pay for the dowry. I've prepared 100,000 taels of gold. His father is still the chairman, and you'll take up your post after he retires. I was young and didn't know the fragrance of a soft rice. I mistakenly planted my youth into the seedlings. I'll tell you his conditions face to face. She used to be a man, and I had a girl in my heart. Therefore, he went to Thailand. Now, my head is buzzing. I really want to shout,'My mother, my mother, I'm still a virgin girl. My mother, my mother, marry me and let me be the mother of your child.' He promised to give me a building before marriage, but after marriage, he made me live in a thatched shed. Before we got married, she said that she would eat big chicken every day and let me drink the northwest wind after we got married. At that time, chasing you was out of control, and the excitement finally became impulsive. The basic routine was to lie and coax, not to mention that there was no need to sign a contract. I'm from the 70s. I'm not as good as a dog. I've been working for decades, but I still have nothing. I'm from the 1980s and I'm already 39 this year. I don't even have a car or a house. I'm running around for a living. I'm from the 90s. I was in the midst of population control back then. There were more men than women, and I don't have a girlfriend. I'm still single now."
- " Why did you ask me out to catch crabs at night? I'll let you off again if you don't reply. You're such a loser. When you talk about it, you'll lose your virginity and dump me again. You're so angry that I'm going to explode. Little nephew, you let me wait until my feet are done, my shoes stink, and the ceiling is green. I'll bury the house and let him wash it…Why did you ask me out to catch crabs at night? If you don't reply, I'll release the plane again. You're such a loser. When you talk about it, you'll dump me again. You're so angry that I'm so angry that I can't go. Little nephew, you let me wait until my feet are done. The shoes stink, the ceiling is green, and I'm buried in the house. You even want to complain that I'm shrinking when you pick up the phone. Brother, let that unhappy little speaker be passionate, even if it's a waste of friendship, it's still beautiful. Come on, hug me, be awkward, and die. Brother, don't attack me, okay?"
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