Primary school students, funny songs, hilarious jingles

Answer 1

The following was a joke from some primary school students:
- " Little white rabbit, white and fair, with its ears up. It loves to eat carrots and vegetables. It's so cute to be jumping around."
- " One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to kill the tiger. I didn't manage to kill the tiger, but I managed to kill the squirrel. How many squirrels are there? Let me count."
- " The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, the birds are saying 'morning, morning, morning.' Why are you carrying your bag to school?" There was also a spoof version," The sun is shining, the flowers are smiling at me, the birds are saying morning, morning, why are you carrying a bag of explosives?" I went to blow up the school, but the teacher didn't know. As soon as I pulled the string, I ran. With a bang, the school was blown up!"
- " Little mouse, climb up the lampstand and steal the oil to eat. You can't come down. Meow, meow, meow. The cat is here. Get down."
- " Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk and a young monk. The old monk was telling a story to the young monk. The story was like this: Once upon a time, there was a mountain…"
- " Little ball, skin and skin, Malan blossoms 21, 28256, 28257, 282931, 38356, 38357, 3839 is 41."
- " Ouyang Feng of the Evil of the East and the Poison of the West. Hong Qigong of the North Beggar of the South Deity. Silly Guo Jing married Huang Rong. The beautiful princess was Hua Zheng. Huang Rong and Guo Jing were highly skilled in martial arts and defeated Ouyang Feng of the Poison of the West."
- "Little child, don't be greedy. After Laba is the new year. Laba Congee, drink it for a few days, and it's 23. Twenty-three, sweet melon sticky, twenty-four, cleaning day, twenty-five, grinding tofu, twenty-six, cutting pork, twenty-seven, adding new clothes, twenty-eight, making noodles, twenty-nine, steaming steamed buns, thirty, cooking for a night. On the first day of the new year, I went to pay a New Year's visit: Congratulations, you're so polite. I won't help you with my hands full of white noodles. I'll go home and congratulate you."
- The Chinese teacher turned around and said," Here's the Yellow Crane Tower." The Mathematics teacher said," The symmetrical axis of the quadric function." The English teacher said," Sorry, add three grams of oil."
- " The moon is shining in front of my bed. I've been short on money recently. When I look back at the fridge, it's full of frost. There's no fish or meat. My eyes are almost empty."
- " Your head is like a rubber ball. With one kick, it will reach the department store. There will be a fan in the department store. With another fan, it will reach the train station. There will be a train in the train station. It will crush you into pieces."
- " Bighead, Bighead, don't worry about the rain. They have umbrellas, and I have Bighead."
- " I'm your monkey. I sit on your brick bed. Your mother burns incense for me. Your father kowtows to me. Your grandmother makes dumplings for me. Your grandfather is my fat boy!"
- "Studying is hard, tiring, and you have to pay tuition fees. Why don't you join the underworld? You'll have food, fun, status, and beautiful women to sleep with."
- " I'm sorry. It's okay. I'll just put a P on it and make you stink to death!"
- " Purple smoke rises from the incense burner under the sun. I look at the mutton skewers hanging in front of the river. I drool thirty feet. I didn't bring any money when I dug into my pocket."
- "There's a donkey in the east, but no one is riding it. He drove me away and poured mud all over me. When I go home, I'll let Mom wash it. Mom said that she'll skin me alive, burn incense, and pray to Buddha. I'll never ride a donkey again!"
- " The river flowed. My sister and I stole watermelons. My sister stole two and I stole three. My sister escaped and I was caught. My sister ate watermelons at home. I wrote an inspection in prison. My sister ate melon seeds at home. I was shot in prison."
- "Commander, your wife is in the bay and has no pants to wear. He picked up a piece of cloth and made a pair of shorts. I'm still showing my butt."
- " Weave, weave, weave a flower basket. There are children in the flower basket. Squat down and can't get up. One five six, one five seven, one eight, one nine, twenty-one, two five six, two five seven, two eight, two nine, thirty-one... nine five six, nine five seven, nine eight, nine nine, one hundred one."
- " You're handsome, you're handsome. You have a nest of cabbages on your head, a hemp belt on your body, and a seaweed around your waist. You think you're Invincible East, but you're actually a second-generation idiot."
- " If the first grade dies, the second grade will carry it. The third grade will dig a hole and the fourth grade will bury it. The fifth grade will cry until they can't get up. The sixth grade will throw it away and still won't come."
- " Pull the saw, pull the saw, sing a big show in front of grandma's house; pick up the daughter, invite the son-in-law, and the nephew will also go."
- "An old man named Ding lent us a ball. I said I would return it in three days, and he said he would return it in four days. He bought a big shaobing and spent 33 cents on it. He planted three leeks and bought a piece of meat. He spent 66 cents."
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