What are the best Funny 30 second stories you know?

2024-10-30 14:11

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2024-10-30 16:03

At a school, there was a prank where someone put a fake spider on the teacher's chair. When the teacher sat down and felt it, she jumped up. For 30 seconds, the whole class was in stitches, trying not to laugh too loudly while the teacher was looking around for the 'huge spider'.

2024-10-30 15:41

A man was walking in the park and saw a duck wearing a hat. He was so shocked that he stopped and watched for 30 seconds. The duck just waddled around nonchalantly as if it was the most normal thing in the world. It was hilarious.

What are the best funny funny stories you know?

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2024-11-21 09:10

I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.

What are the best old funny stories you know?

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2024-11-21 15:40

The story of the three little pigs is kind of funny. The first pig built his house out of straw and the big bad wolf blew it down easily. The second pig built with sticks and had the same fate. But the third pig was smart and built with bricks. The wolf couldn't blow it down and finally the pigs outwitted the wolf.

What are the best funny joke stories you know?

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2024-11-21 07:43

One funny joke story is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' It's funny because snails are known for being slow, and the idea of things happening too fast for a snail is a comical contrast.

What are the best humorous funny stories you know?

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2024-11-09 11:28

Here's one. A student was late for school. The teacher asked, 'Why are you late?' The student said, 'I followed a sign that said, "School Ahead, Go Slow", so I did.' This simple and witty answer is really funny.

What are the best funny and humorous stories you know?

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2024-11-07 05:00

One funny story is about a cat that thought it was a dog. It would chase its own tail like a dog and bark at the mailman. Another is a story of a man who tried to fix his roof. He slipped and his pants got caught on a nail. So there he was, hanging by his pants until his neighbor came to rescue him. It was quite a sight.

What are the best funny and humorous stories you know?

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2024-11-07 03:56

One of my favorite funny stories is about a farmer. He had a donkey. One day, the donkey fell into a well. The farmer tried to figure out how to get it out. After a while, he decided it was too much trouble. So he started to shovel dirt into the well to bury the donkey. But every time he shoveled dirt, the donkey would shake it off and step up. Eventually, the donkey climbed out of the well. Another story is that a man was walking in the park. He saw a sign that said 'No dogs allowed'. He looked around, didn't see any dogs, and then sat on the sign.

What are the best simple funny stories you know?

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2024-11-06 22:35

There was a student in class. The teacher asked him what was the longest word in the English language. He quickly replied 'Smiles' because there is a mile between its first and last letters. The whole class had a good laugh.

What are the best funny and comedy stories you know?

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2024-11-02 02:25

A woman was at an art gallery. She saw a painting that was just a white canvas with a single black dot in the middle. She asked the attendant, 'What's this supposed to be?' The attendant replied, 'That's a cow grazing in a field at night.' The woman said, 'Well, then where is the cow?' The attendant said, 'It went home.' This story is funny because of the absurdity of the explanation for such a simple and minimalist painting.

What are the best funny hilarious stories you know?

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2024-11-01 22:29

I know a great one. A man was walking in the park and a squirrel accidentally dropped a nut on his head. The man looked up, and the squirrel just stared at him as if it was his fault for being in the way. Then there was this couple on a date at an ice - cream parlor. The guy got ice - cream all over his nose trying to take a big bite, and his date couldn't stop laughing. There are also stories like a magician whose rabbit ran away during the show and he had to chase it around the stage, much to the amusement of the audience.

What are the best funny small stories you know?

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2024-10-30 22:49

A teacher asked a student, 'What is the longest word in the English language?' The student replied, 'Smiles, because there is a mile between its first and last letters.' It's a simple yet really funny story.