What are some of the funniest human stories you've heard?

2024-10-31 09:42

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2024-10-31 11:43

A young man was walking down the street while texting. He walked right into a lamppost. He was so engrossed in his phone that he didn't see it coming. He ended up with a red mark on his forehead and his friends took pictures and teased him about it for days.

What are some of the funniest macaw stories you've heard?

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2024-10-31 16:41

A macaw I heard of would pretend to be asleep when its owner wanted it to do something it didn't like. It would close its eyes and tuck its head under its wing, but if the owner walked away, it would peek out and make sure the coast was clear.

What are some of the funniest Thanksgiving stories you've heard?

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2024-10-31 16:37

I heard of a family where the dog stole the turkey right off the table when no one was looking. The family chased the dog around the house until they finally cornered it. By then, the turkey was a mess but it made for a really funny Thanksgiving memory.

What are some of the funniest Chicago stories you've heard?

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2024-10-31 08:23

There's a story about a Chicago pizzeria. A customer ordered a large pizza but when it arrived, it was so big that he couldn't fit it through the door of his apartment. So he ended up having to eat it outside on the steps, with all his neighbors coming out to join him and have a slice.

What are some of the funniest receptionist stories you've heard?

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2024-10-31 06:43

A receptionist once had a customer who was asking for directions to a place that didn't exist. Instead of just saying it didn't exist, the receptionist said, 'Oh, that place moved to the moon last week. You'll have to take a rocket to get there.' It was so unexpected that the customer laughed.

What are some of the funniest vegan stories you've heard?

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2024-10-31 01:27

A vegan entered a baking competition. The theme was traditional cakes. He made a vegan version of a chocolate cake. But when he presented it, it was a very strange - looking cake because he had used some really odd vegan substitutes. However, he was so proud of it and his confidence in the face of the judges' bewildered looks was quite funny.

What are some of the funniest germaphobe stories you've heard?

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2024-10-30 16:14

I heard of a germaphobe who would wear gloves all the time outside. One day, he accidentally touched a doorknob with his bare hand. He immediately rushed to the nearest restroom to wash his hands for a full five minutes. His reaction was so over - the - top that it was hilarious.

What are some of the funniest summer stories you've heard?

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2024-10-30 12:52

A funny summer story I know is about a girl who decided to learn to surf in the summer. She was so excited on her first day. But when she finally got on the board and a wave came, she wiped out so badly that she ended up with seaweed all over her hair and face. She looked like a mermaid gone wrong. She still laughs about it today.

What are some of the funniest boyfriend stories you've heard?

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2024-10-30 09:53

There's a story of a boyfriend who was supposed to pick up his girlfriend from work. But he got the wrong building. He waited for an hour outside the wrong place before realizing his mistake. When he finally found the right place, he was so flustered and his girlfriend couldn't stop laughing at his silly error.

What are some of the funniest feralheart stories you've heard?

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2024-10-30 07:41

I heard a story where a FeralHeart player made their character look like a rainbow-colored monstrosity with all kinds of mismatched accessories. When they entered the main area, all the other players were so shocked and then started laughing. It was really unexpected and funny.

What are some of the funniest budgeting stories you've heard?

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2024-10-30 07:13

A person once budgeted for a home renovation. They planned to do most of the work themselves to save money. But they ended up making so many mistakes that they had to call in professionals, which cost them way more than if they had hired them from the start. It was really funny yet a costly mistake.