Well, I had planned this amazing picnic. I prepared all the food the night before. In the morning, I woke up to find that it was pouring rain outside. Not just a little rain, but a real downpour. And to top it off, when I went to check my picnic basket, the dog had gotten into it and eaten half of the food. It really felt like the universe was working against me.
There was a time when I was trying to submit an important assignment online before the deadline. Right when I was about to click the submit button, my internet crashed. I tried everything to get it back, restarted the router, my laptop, but nothing worked. Then, when the internet finally came back, the website was having some technical issues and wouldn't let me submit. It was so frustrating as if the universe didn't want me to get that assignment in on time.
Once, I was running late for an important job interview. I woke up early, but then my alarm clock suddenly died. I rushed to get ready, but as I was about to leave, I realized my car had a flat tire. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against me that day.
I just laugh it off. I figure that these things happen and getting angry won't change anything.
I worked the night shift once. The power went out suddenly in one of the hallways. As I was trying to find the fuse box, I heard strange noises coming from an empty room. It sounded like someone was scratching on the walls. I was too scared to go in and check. I just called the maintenance guy and waited for him in a well - lit area.
One time, my friends and I were at a music festival. We were all feeling the positive vibes from the MDMA. There was this one guy who started dancing like he was in his own little world. He was doing the silliest moves, like trying to moonwalk but ended up falling on his bum. We all laughed so hard and it just added to the amazing and fun atmosphere of the festival.
One funny gynecology story I heard was about a patient who was so nervous before her exam that she started reciting nursery rhymes to calm herself down. When the doctor walked in, she was in the middle of 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' and the doctor joined in for a moment to ease her tension.
Well, once my girlfriend and I were watching a really serious movie at home. Out of nowhere, she let out this little toot. We both just burst into laughter because it was so unexpected during that intense movie scene.
One funny story I heard was about a little boy at his First Communion. He was so nervous that when it was time to take the wafer, he accidentally sneezed right as the priest was about to place it in his mouth. Everyone had a good laugh, including the priest who just calmly waited for the boy to compose himself and then continued. It was a moment of unexpected humor in such a solemn occasion.
At school, I had a teacher who was always worried about me having low blood sugar during exams. One time, she made such a big fuss about it that she accidentally knocked over a whole stack of papers while trying to get my glucose tablets. We all had a good laugh about it later.
When I hit puberty, I had a growth spurt. But I wasn't used to my new height. I kept bumping into things. One time, I walked straight into a glass door because I misjudged the distance. I thought there was more space between me and the door. My friends still tease me about it to this day.
One funny potty training story I have is when my nephew was being potty trained. He was so excited about his new 'big boy' potty that he wanted to take it everywhere. One day, he dragged it all the way to the living room and sat on it while watching his favorite cartoon. He thought it was normal to use it anywhere as long as it was his potty.
Once, my friend was dating this guy who was super into fitness. He made her do these crazy early - morning workouts. One day, he dragged her to a 5 - am jog. She was so tired and grumpy that she accidentally tripped him. They had a huge fight right there on the sidewalk. It was kind of funny in a messed - up way.