Can you share some very funny real stories?
Here's another one. In a restaurant, a waiter accidentally tripped and spilled a drink all over a customer who was about to propose. But instead of getting angry, the customer started laughing and said it was the most unique pre - proposal moment ever. The whole place burst into laughter too.
Sure. Once, my friend thought his phone was stolen. He searched everywhere, panicked. Then he found it in his other hand all along. It was hilarious.
Can you share some very funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a man who tried to train his cat to use the toilet. He spent weeks on it. One day, he heard a big splash and found the cat had knocked over the whole toilet roll into the toilet bowl while trying to 'do its business' like a human.
Can you share some very funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking sad. So he decided to cheer it up by doing a little dance. But the penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. Then the man slipped on a banana peel that was left there by a naughty kid and landed right in front of the penguin's pool. The penguin finally seemed amused and jumped into the water happily.
Can you share some very funny very short stories?
Here's another. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This is short and funny as it gives fish the ability to talk and have a humorous misunderstanding about their environment which is a tank not a vehicle.
Can you share some very funny comedy stories?
Sure. There was a man who went to a magic show. The magician asked him to pick a card, any card. So he picked one. Then the magician said he'd make the card disappear. After some waving of hands, the magician asked the man to check his pocket. The man found the card in his pocket and said, 'I thought you were making it disappear, not moving it to my pocket!'
Can you share some very short and funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some very short funny stories?
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Can you share some very funny horse stories?
Sure. Once there was a horse that got spooked by its own shadow and started running in circles. It was hilarious to watch as it just kept going round and round, completely oblivious to the fact that it was chasing itself.
Can you share some very funny English stories?
Well, there is a story about two antennas that got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Also, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
Can you share some very funny teen stories?
Sure. There was a teen who tried to bake a cake for the first time. He misread the recipe and added a whole cup of salt instead of sugar. When his family tasted it, their faces were priceless.
Can you share some very funny Urdu stories?
One funny Urdu story is about a lazy man. He was so lazy that when he saw a mango on a tree, instead of climbing to get it, he waited for the mango to fall. Days passed, and he just sat there. Finally, when the mango fell, it rolled into a nearby pond. He still didn't move and just stared at the mango floating in the pond, thinking how unlucky he was that even when the mango fell, he couldn't have it.