Can you share some very funny English stories?
One funny English story is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' There is also a story about a man who was caught stealing a calendar. When he was brought to court, the judge asked him why he did it. He replied, 'Your Honor, I just wanted to have a date.'
Well, there is a story about two antennas that got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Also, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
Can you share some funny English stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Can you share some funny English stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whisky and... cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'
Can you share some very funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a man who tried to train his cat to use the toilet. He spent weeks on it. One day, he heard a big splash and found the cat had knocked over the whole toilet roll into the toilet bowl while trying to 'do its business' like a human.
Can you share some very funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking sad. So he decided to cheer it up by doing a little dance. But the penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. Then the man slipped on a banana peel that was left there by a naughty kid and landed right in front of the penguin's pool. The penguin finally seemed amused and jumped into the water happily.
Can you share some very funny very short stories?
Here's another. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This is short and funny as it gives fish the ability to talk and have a humorous misunderstanding about their environment which is a tank not a vehicle.
Can you share some interesting English funny stories?
Once there was a student who was very sleepy in class. The teacher asked him a question, 'What is the opposite of cold?' The student, half - asleep, blurted out, 'Hot'. Then the teacher asked, 'What is the opposite of good?' Still half - asleep, the student said, 'Bad'. Finally, the teacher asked, 'What is the opposite of progress?' And the sleepy student replied, 'Congress', which made the whole class burst into laughter.
Can you share some short funny English stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some English short funny stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some English funny short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This plays on the double meaning of 'turn into' which can mean physically transform or just enter a place, creating a humorous situation.
Can you share some english short funny stories?
One more. A boy asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' 'That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner,' says his father. After dinner the father asks, 'Now, son, what did you want to ask me?' 'Oh, nothing,' the boy says. 'There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.'