Can you share some funny smuggling stories?

2024-10-31 12:25

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2024-10-31 14:15

A man wanted to smuggle some rare cigars. He hid them inside a hollowed - out book. However, when the X - ray machine was used at the customs, the cigars' shape was clearly visible in the book. The customs officer just laughed when he found it and said it was the most obvious smuggling attempt he had ever seen.

2024-10-31 13:23

Once, a man tried to smuggle a parrot by hiding it in his hat. When the customs officers asked him to remove his hat, the parrot suddenly said 'Polly wants a cracker!'. It was quite a hilarious discovery.

What are some interesting funny smuggling stories you know?

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2024-10-30 12:51

I heard of a guy who tried to smuggle a small dog in his large coat. The dog was very quiet at first, but when the customs official patted the man's coat, the dog barked. It was a really funny moment as the man had no way to deny what he was trying to do.

Can you share some stories from '2022 funny stories'?

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2024-10-30 19:14

Well, one of the stories was about a man who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in his coffee. The look on his face when he took the first sip was priceless.

Can you share some funny sobriety stories?

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2024-11-02 16:32

Sure. One funny sobriety story is about a guy who decided to stay sober for a month. On the first day, he went to a party. All his friends were drinking and having a great time. He was offered a drink but he declined. His friends then started teasing him and said they would make him a special 'non - alcoholic' cocktail. They came back with a glass full of fruit juices and a little umbrella on top. He laughed so hard at how seriously they took his sobriety.

Can you share some lawyers funny stories?

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2024-11-02 16:24

Sure. There was a lawyer who was so absent - minded. Once in court, he started arguing a point from a completely different case. The judge had to remind him several times which case they were actually dealing with. It was really hilarious as he just got so carried away with his brilliant argument from the wrong case.

Can you share some dhivehi funny stories?

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2024-11-02 16:17

Well, there's a story of a dhivehi boy who tried to imitate a parrot. He made all sorts of funny noises and gestures, and even climbed a tree to be more like a parrot. His friends couldn't stop laughing at his antics. He was so into it that he didn't even realize how silly he looked.

Can you share some about funny stories?

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2024-11-02 16:01

Sure. There was a time when my friend tried to impress a girl by showing off his skateboarding skills. He jumped on the skateboard, but it immediately flew out from under him and he landed flat on his face. The girl couldn't stop laughing, and neither could we.

Can you share some funny comedic stories?

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2024-11-02 14:16

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, just kidding. Here is a real one. A magician was performing on stage. He asked for a volunteer from the audience. A lady came up. He told her to stand in a box. Then he said he was going to make her disappear. He waved his wand and said the magic words. When he opened the box, she was still there. He quickly said 'Oh, you're not supposed to be here yet. I'm still working on my magic skills.'

Can you share some funny tire stories?

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2024-11-02 13:05

There's a funny one about a race car. During a pit stop, the mechanic put the wrong size tire on. The car looked so comical with one big and one small tire. But the driver still managed to finish the race. Another is a family on a road trip. Their tire got a slow leak and every time they stopped to inflate it, it would go flat again. Turns out there was a tiny thorn that kept causing the problem.

Can you share some Chanukah funny stories?

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2024-11-02 13:02

There was a time when a man prepared a big Chanukah feast. He made latkes that were a bit too crispy. When he served them, his dog thought they were frisbees and started chasing them around the table. Everyone was in stitches watching the dog's antics. This Chanukah meal turned into a very comical event.

Can you share some military funny stories?

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2024-11-02 12:51

Sure. There was a story about a new recruit who got confused during a drill. Instead of saluting the officer, he accidentally waved at him like greeting a friend. Everyone had a good laugh.