Can you share some long humorous stories?Sure. Here is one. There was a man who went to a magic show. The magician said he could make anything disappear. The man challenged him to make his wife disappear. The magician said, 'Poof!' and the man's wallet vanished. Another time, a cat walked into a library. It went up to the librarian and meowed loudly. The librarian said, 'You can't be in here without a library card.' So the cat walked out, came back a few minutes later with a dead mouse in its mouth and put it on the counter. 'Here's my library card.'
Can you share some humorous scary stories?2 answers
2024-10-27 23:20
Sure. There was a story about a haunted house. The ghosts there were so clumsy that instead of scaring people, they often tripped over their own sheets while floating around. One time, they tried to make spooky noises but ended up sounding like a bunch of cats fighting. It was both scary in the idea of ghosts but also really funny.
Can you share some very funny humorous stories?2 answers
2024-10-27 14:56
There is this hilarious story. A lady was driving and her GPS said, 'Turn left in 500 feet.' But there was a wall there. So she shouted at the GPS, 'I'm not a bird, I can't fly through the wall!' Also, a group of friends decided to have a barbecue in the park. One of them brought a big umbrella to protect from the sun. But when the wind blew, the umbrella turned inside out and chased them all around the park like a big, crazy monster.
Can you share the 10 most humorous short stories?Sure. Here is one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one could be a man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor says, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but it's obvious you're not seeing Daffy Duck.'
Can you share some Amway good stories?2 answers
2024-10-31 19:51
Sure. One Amway good story is about a person who was struggling financially. Through Amway's business model, they started small, selling a few products to their friends and family. With the support and training provided by Amway, they gradually built up a customer base. They became more confident in their sales skills and were able to earn a decent income, which not only improved their financial situation but also allowed them to achieve some long - dreamed - of goals, like taking their family on a nice vacation.
Can you share some good gospel stories?2 answers
2024-10-31 10:26
One good gospel story is the parable of the Good Samaritan. A man was beaten and left on the side of the road. A priest and a Levite passed by but did not help. However, a Samaritan, who was despised by the Jews at that time, stopped, bandaged his wounds, and took care of him. This shows the importance of loving your neighbor regardless of differences.
Can you share some good integrity stories?One good integrity story is about a young boy who found a wallet full of money in the park. Instead of keeping it, he immediately took it to the nearest police station. The police were able to return the wallet to its owner, a hard - working single mother who was very grateful. The boy's honesty and integrity in that situation was truly inspiring.
Can you share some good polygamy stories?3 answers
2024-10-30 00:54
One good polygamy story could be about a community where multiple families live together in a polygamous setup. The wives support each other in household chores and raising children. They share responsibilities like cooking, cleaning, and teaching the kids. This creates a strong family unit where everyone has a role to play and the children grow up seeing cooperation and love among their mothers.
Can you share some good comedy stories?3 answers
2024-10-29 20:10
Sure. There was a man who went to a pet store. He saw a parrot and asked the owner if it could talk. The owner said it could repeat every word it heard. So the man bought it. When he got home, he tried to make it talk but it was silent. After days of trying, he finally lost his temper and yelled 'You stupid bird! Why don't you talk?'. And the parrot replied 'You stupid human! Why don't you listen?'