Can you share some funny blind dating stories?
There was this blind date where the woman thought she was meeting an artist. So she dressed all bohemian. Turns out the guy was an accountant. He was so confused when he saw her. But then they found out they both loved the same old - school sitcoms. They started chatting about that and completely forgot about their initial misunderstandings. By the end of the date, they planned to have a sitcom marathon together.
A friend of mine went on a blind date. He was told his date was a foodie. He took her to a really fancy French restaurant. But when she arrived, she told him she was vegan and gluten - free. There was almost nothing on the menu for her. But instead of being awkward, they decided to leave and find a vegan place. On the way, they got lost and had an adventure exploring the city while looking for a place to eat. They became good friends after that.
Can you share some funny dating stories?
Sure. One time, my friend went on a date at a zoo. They were walking around looking at the animals when a monkey suddenly snatched the guy's hat right off his head and started wearing it! It was so unexpected that they both burst out laughing and it actually made the date really memorable.
Can you share some dating funny stories?
Sure. One time, my friend went on a date to a really fancy restaurant. He was so nervous that when the waiter asked for his order, he completely blanked and said he wanted a 'unicorn steak'. The look on his date's face was priceless.
Can you share some funny blind stories?
Once there was a blind man who went to a pet store. He asked the owner to let him hold a puppy. The owner handed him a small furry thing. The blind man said, 'This puppy sure has long ears!' It turned out he was holding a rabbit. Everyone in the store laughed.
Can you share some short funny dating stories?
Sure. One time, my friend went on a date at a park. They planned a picnic but when they got there, a bunch of ducks chased them away from their spot. They ended up running around the park with their picnic basket, laughing hysterically.
Can you share some internet dating funny stories?
Sure. One time, my friend was on an online dating app. He set up a date with a girl who said she loved nature. When they met at the park, she showed up with a pet snake around her neck. My friend was terrified but tried to play it cool. It was hilarious to see him squirm while she talked about her snake's eating habits.
Can you share some crazy funny dating stories?
Sure. I once heard about a couple who went on a date to an amusement park. The guy got so excited on the roller coaster that he started singing at the top of his lungs all the way through the ride. His date was initially embarrassed but then joined in, and they ended up having a blast and it became a really memorable date.
Can you share some online dating funny stories?
Well, I heard this story. A guy on an online dating app was chatting with a girl. They agreed to have a video call before meeting in person. During the call, the guy's cat suddenly jumped on his head and refused to get down. The girl thought it was hilarious and named the cat 'the third wheel'. They still went on a date later and that cat became a big part of their story.
Can you share some funny dating short stories?
Sure. One time, a guy took a girl on a date to a park. He planned a picnic but forgot the utensils. So they ended up using twigs to eat the sandwiches. It was clumsy but made them laugh a lot.
Can you share some funny online dating stories?
Sure. One of my friends once matched with a guy who claimed to be a fitness enthusiast. When they finally met in person, he showed up in a full business suit and couldn't even run a short distance without getting out of breath. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny speed dating stories?
Sure. One time at a speed dating event, a guy brought his pet parrot. Every time the bell rang for the next date, the parrot would squawk 'Next!'. It was hilarious and made everyone laugh. It also kind of broke the ice for all the conversations.