Can you share some of the funniest scary stories?
One funny scary story is about a vampire who is allergic to garlic but loves Italian food. He tries to order pizza without garlic but the pizza place keeps getting it wrong. Every time he takes a bite with garlic, his fangs start to itch and he sneezes blood. It's scary in a comical way as he's a vampire with an odd problem.
Can you share some of the funniest stories?
I've got a few. There was a story where a magician's rabbit escaped during a show and hopped onto the stage during a ballet performance. The dancers were so startled. Then there's the time when a new employee showed up at work with his shirt on inside out. He didn't notice until his colleague pointed it out and everyone had a good laugh. Another funny story is about a boy who tried to ride a cow like a horse in the countryside and ended up falling into a mud puddle.
Can you share some of the funniest Beatles stories?
Sure. When they were filming 'A Hard Day's Night', there were many comical moments. For instance, the scene where they are running away from the horde of screaming fans. In real life, they were also constantly trying to avoid over - enthusiastic fans, so this was a bit of a humorous take on their real - life situation.
Can you share some funniest animal stories?
Sure. There was a cat that got its head stuck in a vase. It just sat there looking so silly with this big vase on its head. Its owner tried to pull it out gently but it took a while. Every time the cat moved, it made a funny jingling sound as the vase hit things.
Can you share some of the funniest teacher stories?
Sure. There was a teacher who was so absent - minded. Once during a science class, he was explaining about the solar system and started looking for his 'planets' which he actually meant the models, but he had left them in the staff room. He just realized it in the middle of the class and his flustered face was hilarious.
Can you share some of the funniest true stories?
Sure. Once, my friend thought she was being super quiet while sneaking a midnight snack. But she accidentally knocked over a whole stack of pots and pans in the kitchen. The noise woke up the whole house, and she just stood there with a cookie in her mouth looking guilty as can be.
Can you share some of the funniest long stories?
There was a long journey by train. A man got on with a really large suitcase. He struggled to fit it into the overhead compartment. As he was pushing and shoving it, the suitcase suddenly opened and all his clothes spilled out all over the seats and people around. He was so embarrassed, but the way he scrambled to pick everything up while apologizing in a really flustered manner was hilarious.
Can you share some of the funniest Christmas stories?
There was this one Christmas when a man tried to dress up as Santa for his kids. He put on the suit but got stuck in the chimney he was pretending to come down. His family had to pull him out while laughing non - stop. It was a Christmas filled with lots of laughter. First, he thought it would be a great idea to surprise the kids in this traditional way. But he didn't measure the chimney right. When he climbed up there and tried to come down, his big belly, which was part of the Santa suit padding, got wedged. His kids were so excited waiting for Santa and then they saw their dad's legs kicking in the chimney. His wife and other family members rushed to help and after much pulling and a lot of giggles, he was finally free.
Can you share some funniest kids stories?
Well, here's a funny story. A kid once tried to paint his face like a superhero all by himself. He used so much paint that he looked more like a colorful monster. And then there was a little boy who was convinced that his teddy bear was a real detective. He would take it around the house to 'solve mysteries' like finding out where his missing sock was.
Can you share some of the funniest joke stories?
Well, there's a funny joke story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' Another story is about a guy who named his dog Rolex because it was a watchdog. Then there's the joke that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Can you share some of Gabriel Iglesias' funniest stories?
One of his funny stories is about his experience at a buffet. He described how he piled up his plate so high with food, and then had to balance it all the way back to his table. It was hilarious as he mimicked his wobbly walk trying not to drop anything.