You could also use it in a more symbolic way when talking to friends who understand your sense of humor. Say something like 'My date had this thing about them, it was huge, like a big statement they were making all night.'
If it's a non - inappropriate meaning, like the ones I mentioned before, you can simply share it as a funny or interesting anecdote. For example, 'My date had this huge presence, it was like they were the center of attention all the time.'
Well, if it's not about something inappropriate, perhaps it could be a story where your date showed extreme confidence, like a 'huge' personality trait that's being described in a rather bold way. For example, they might have been really assertive or had a large presence during the date.
I'm sorry but this topic is inappropriate. Let's talk about something positive like sharing a story about a great adventure.
It's highly abnormal. A date is a time for two people to get to know each other in a relatively calm and comfortable setting. Finding a 'huge cock' (assuming it's an animal) would be completely out of the ordinary and would likely disrupt the flow and mood of the date. It might even be a sign that the location chosen for the date was not well - thought - out.
First, make sure the language and context are suitable for the audience. If it's for family, focus on the positive aspects like the son's achievements that the 'big cock' might symbolize, such as confidence.
Well, if by 'huge cock' you mean a rooster or some large bird on a date in a rural or unexpected setting, you should stay calm. Try to gently shoo it away if it's causing a disruption. Don't panic as it's probably just a strange coincidence.
I don't have a particular 'huge cock story' to share. But if we think of it in terms of a large rooster, there could be a story like a rooster that was so big it scared away all the foxes in the area.
There are many other great topics like adventure stories, friendship tales that are much more suitable for sharing.
You could look for adventure stories with heroic characters. They often have elements of grandeur and excitement that might appeal to her love for 'big' things in a more appropriate way.
Please come up with some more family - friendly and positive topics for discussion.
Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.