Tell me a very short funny ghost story.
A ghost was haunting a library. It wanted to spook a student but accidentally knocked over a whole stack of books on itself. The student just laughed and helped the 'invisible' being pick up the books.
A ghost was trying to pass through a wall but miscalculated and got stuck halfway. A little girl saw it and thought it was a new art installation. She even took a picture with it. The ghost was so confused but couldn't move until the girl left. It then finally managed to free itself, feeling very embarrassed about the whole situation.
Tell me some very short funny ghost stories.
A ghost was trying to be scary. It went 'Boo!' But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended it never haunted that house again.
Tell me a very short ghost story.
I walked into an old house. A cold wind blew. I saw a white figure. I ran.
Tell me a short funny ghost story.
Once upon a time, there was a little ghost named Casper who was really bad at being spooky. One day, he tried to scare a cat. But instead of running away, the cat just stared at him and started licking its paws. Casper was so confused that he floated away, muttering to himself about how tough cats are.
Tell me a very very short funny story, please.
A guy goes to the doctor. 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth.' Doctor says, 'I think you need a psychiatrist, not a doctor.' Guy says, 'Yes, I know.' Doctor asks, 'So why did you come here?' Guy replies, 'Well, your light was on.'
Tell me a really funny short ghost story.
A group of friends decided to visit an old abandoned mansion. As they walked through the halls, they heard a moaning sound. One of the friends got so scared that he ran into a room and locked the door. But when they finally found him, he was sitting on a chair with a whoopee cushion that had accidentally gone off, making the 'ghostly' moaning sound. It was a very funny situation in a spooky place.
Can you tell me a very short ghost story?
Once, in an old house, a girl heard a whisper. She turned, saw a shadowy figure, then it vanished. She never entered that room again.
Tell me a very short funny story about animals.
A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned!'
Can you tell me a very short funny story?
Sure. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor says, 'Well, lie down on the couch there.' The man says, 'I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.'
Tell me a short funny Halloween story about a ghost.
There was a ghost who was very vain. On Halloween, he wanted to show off his scariest look. He made his eyes glow super bright and his body extra transparent. But when he floated into a party, everyone thought he was a disco ball. People started dancing around him, and he was so embarrassed that he quickly disappeared.
Tell me a really funny super short ghost story.
At midnight, a boy was in his bedroom. He saw a ghostly face at the window. He screamed. Then he noticed it was his friend playing a prank with a Halloween mask.