Can you share some obscure funny short stories?
There was a penguin who decided to go to the movies. He walked into the theater, bought his ticket, and found his seat. But he was so cold that he couldn't stop shivering. So he went to the snack bar and asked for some fish. The attendant said, 'Sorry, we don't sell fish here.' The penguin replied, 'Well, I'm a penguin and this is my movie, so I should get some fish!'
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was an accident, of course. He had just been practicing a new trick where he made himself disappear and reappear in different places. But he miscalculated and ended up inside the grocery store. The store manager was quite shocked when he saw a man suddenly appear among the shelves.
Sure. Here's one. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replied, 'I'll deal with you later.'