There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can rule something!' This is a really funny short story.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a little boy who tried to make his own flying machine out of a big umbrella and some ropes. He climbed onto the roof of his house, held the umbrella, and jumped. Of course, he didn't fly but landed safely in a big pile of leaves in his yard. His mom was shocked at first but then laughed when she saw he was okay.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' And the last one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts.' The doctor said, 'Well, take the spoon out of the cup.'
A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, how much does it cost to get married?' The father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
In our office, there was a guy who always had his lunch at exactly 12:00. One day, the power went out and the clocks stopped. He still got up at what he thought was 12:00, but it was actually 10:30. He sat there eating while the rest of us just stared and laughed.
There was a group of friends who all dressed as different horror movie characters for Halloween. One of them was dressed as Freddy Krueger. As they were walking down the street, a little dog started barking at him non - stop. He tried to scare the dog away by waving his claw - like glove, but the dog just barked louder. His friends were laughing so hard that they almost couldn't continue their trick - or - treating.
Sure. There was a manager who was always late for meetings. One day, he decided to set a rule that everyone should be on time. But when he walked in 15 minutes late for the next meeting, an employee said, 'We were waiting for you to break your own rule first.'