Bull terriers are known for their goofy sleeping positions. I've seen mine sprawled out on its back with all four legs in the air. It's like it doesn't care about looking dignified at all while sleeping.
One really funny behavior is when they play 'hide and seek' with themselves. My bull terrier will run around the house, then suddenly stop and peek around a corner as if it's hiding from someone, even though there's no one else there. It's as if it has an imaginary friend it's playing with.
A lot of bull terriers love to play with water in the most unexpected ways. My neighbor's bull terrier will jump into a puddle and then start 'dancing' in it. It splashes the water everywhere and seems to have the time of its life. This often leaves the owner with a muddy mess to clean up but it's always a hilarious sight to watch.
A Bull Terrier once got into the kitchen while the owner was baking. The dog managed to get his head stuck in a flour bag. He then ran around the house looking like a white - faced ghost, leaving a trail of flour everywhere. It took a while for the owner to catch him and clean up the mess, but it was a really funny sight.
Once, an English Bull Terrier saw its own reflection in a mirror and started barking furiously, thinking it was another dog. It was so funny to see it getting all worked up over its own image.
My friend's bull terrier has a habit of 'talking' back. Whenever it's told to do something it doesn't like, it makes these strange grunting and growling noises that sound like it's arguing. For example, when told to get out of the kitchen, it would sit there and 'argue' for a while before finally relenting.
I know of an English Bull Terrier who thought a broom was an enemy. Whenever the broom came out for cleaning, the dog would bark at it and try to 'attack' it. It was so funny how it was so brave against an inanimate object. The dog's owners had to be careful when cleaning not to make the dog too excited. The dog would growl and jump around, making everyone laugh at its over - the - top reaction to a simple broom.
A really funny story involves Will Smith. He was doing a press conference and a fly kept buzzing around him. Instead of swatting it away like normal, he started having a conversation with the fly. He was like 'Hey, little fly, are you here for the interview too?' It was so silly but also very entertaining.
A bloodhound named Rosie once got lost in her own backyard while trying to track a scent her owner planted for training. She ended up circling around a tree for ages, getting more and more confused as she went. It was hilarious to watch her determination even when she was clearly in the wrong place.
The word 'clue' comes from the Middle English 'clew'. It originally meant a ball of thread. This is related to the story of Theseus in Greek mythology. He used a ball of thread (a clew) to find his way out of the Minotaur's labyrinth. So now we use 'clue' to mean something that helps us solve a mystery, just like that thread helped Theseus.
There was a story of a triathlete who, during the swim, got tangled up in a bunch of seaweed. He emerged from the water looking like a sea monster covered in green strands. Everyone couldn't help but laugh. But he just shrugged it off and continued with the race.
A really funny Glastonbury story involves a food vendor. A customer ordered a burger and when the vendor handed it over, a seagull swooped in and grabbed the burger right out of the customer's hand. The customer's face was priceless. He just stared in disbelief for a moment and then burst out laughing. And the vendor gave him a new burger for free. This kind of unexpected and comical moment is what makes Glastonbury so special.
Here's a great one. A menopausal woman was driving and suddenly had a mood swing. She started yelling at the radio for playing a song she didn't like, as if it could hear her. Then, when she got home, she realized how silly it was. There was also a woman who thought she was having a heart attack because of the rapid heartbeat during a hot flash. After going to the doctor and finding out it was menopause - related, she could laugh about it and tell everyone how she overreacted.