What are some of the most humorous funny Diwali stories you know?
A woman was making rangolis for Diwali. She was so focused on making it perfect that she didn't notice her dog walking over it. When she finally saw the paw prints all over her beautiful rangoli, she was shocked at first but then burst out laughing at how cute it looked.
During Diwali, a family was decorating their house with lights. The father was on a ladder trying to put up the lights. Suddenly, his phone rang and he jumped a little in surprise. He lost his balance but managed to hold on to the gutter. His family below was initially worried but then found it really funny as he hung there looking a bit silly while still holding his phone.
One year, a group of friends got together to celebrate Diwali. They planned to have a firecracker competition. One of them was so confident that his firecracker would be the best. But when he lit it, instead of shooting up in the air, it just spun around on the ground making a strange noise. Everyone laughed at his over - confidence and the strange behavior of the firecracker.
What are the most humorous funny fortune teller stories you know?
Well, there's this really funny story. A fortune teller told a young couple that they would have a big surprise in their relationship. They thought it might be something like getting engaged or having a baby. But it turned out that their pet dog learned to do somersaults one day. It was a huge and hilarious surprise for them. And then there was a story about a man who was promised that he would find a 'treasure'. He found a really old and valuable baseball card in his attic that he had forgotten about.
What are the best humorous funny stories you know?
Here's one. A student was late for school. The teacher asked, 'Why are you late?' The student said, 'I followed a sign that said, "School Ahead, Go Slow", so I did.' This simple and witty answer is really funny.
What are the best funny and humorous stories you know?
One funny story is about a cat that thought it was a dog. It would chase its own tail like a dog and bark at the mailman. Another is a story of a man who tried to fix his roof. He slipped and his pants got caught on a nail. So there he was, hanging by his pants until his neighbor came to rescue him. It was quite a sight.
What are the best funny and humorous stories you know?
One of my favorite funny stories is about a farmer. He had a donkey. One day, the donkey fell into a well. The farmer tried to figure out how to get it out. After a while, he decided it was too much trouble. So he started to shovel dirt into the well to bury the donkey. But every time he shoveled dirt, the donkey would shake it off and step up. Eventually, the donkey climbed out of the well. Another story is that a man was walking in the park. He saw a sign that said 'No dogs allowed'. He looked around, didn't see any dogs, and then sat on the sign.
What are some of the most humorous mikvah stories you know?
At a mikvah, there was a woman who was known for her beautiful singing voice. One day, while in the mikvah, she started singing a song that she thought was appropriate for the moment. But it was a very upbeat pop song and it was so out of place that it made everyone burst into laughter. She then joined in the laughter herself. It was a very memorable moment at the mikvah.
What are some of the most humorous Passover stories you know?
At a Passover celebration, the children were in charge of hiding the afikoman. They hid it so well that they themselves couldn't remember where it was. As the adults were searching, the kids were getting more and more worried. Eventually, they found it in a drawer that was used for storing old tablecloths. It was a very funny situation as the kids were so relieved and the adults were amused by the whole ordeal.
What are some of the most humorous Christmas stories you know?
One Christmas, a child wrote a letter to Santa asking for a live unicorn. On Christmas morning, his parents found a donkey with a cardboard horn taped to its head in the living room. The look on the child's face was priceless, and the whole family had a good laugh about it. They even named the donkey 'Unicorn Jr.' for the day.
Can you share some funny Diwali stories?
There was a family during Diwali. The kids decided to make their own firecrackers using things they found around the house. They thought they were making something amazing. But when they 'exploded' it, it just made a small popping sound like a balloon bursting. They were disappointed at first but then found it hilarious how their grand plan failed.
What are some of the most humorous funny catholic stories?
There was a Catholic school where the teacher asked the students to draw a picture of their favorite saint. One little boy drew his grandpa and said, 'He's my saint because he always gives me candy.' It was a really cute and funny misunderstanding of the concept of saints but also showed the child's simple view of someone being special and good like a saint.
What are some of the most humorous Diogenes funny stories?
Another humorous one is when he was looking for an honest man with his lantern during the day. It's such a creative and comical way of making a point about the lack of honesty in society. He didn't just say it; he made a big spectacle of it. He was like a one - man show, walking around with that lantern, and it must have been quite a sight. People probably thought he was crazy, but in a funny way. It makes you think about how we perceive honesty and how rare it might actually be.