What are some of the most humorous Christmas stories you know?
One Christmas, a child wrote a letter to Santa asking for a live unicorn. On Christmas morning, his parents found a donkey with a cardboard horn taped to its head in the living room. The look on the child's face was priceless, and the whole family had a good laugh about it. They even named the donkey 'Unicorn Jr.' for the day.
What are some of the most humorous Christmas sermon stories you know?
A pastor once told in his Christmas sermon how he had tried to dress up as Santa for the church Christmas party. But the beard kept falling off and he ended up looking more like a scruffy old man. He related it to how we sometimes try to put on a 'false front' but God sees through it, all while the congregation was laughing.
What are some of the most humorous mikvah stories you know?
At a mikvah, there was a woman who was known for her beautiful singing voice. One day, while in the mikvah, she started singing a song that she thought was appropriate for the moment. But it was a very upbeat pop song and it was so out of place that it made everyone burst into laughter. She then joined in the laughter herself. It was a very memorable moment at the mikvah.
What are some of the most humorous Passover stories you know?
At a Passover celebration, the children were in charge of hiding the afikoman. They hid it so well that they themselves couldn't remember where it was. As the adults were searching, the kids were getting more and more worried. Eventually, they found it in a drawer that was used for storing old tablecloths. It was a very funny situation as the kids were so relieved and the adults were amused by the whole ordeal.
What are some of the most humorous Peyton Manning stories you know?
A funny incident happened when Manning was signing autographs. A young fan asked him to sign his forehead. Without hesitation, Manning signed it but added a little doodle of a football helmet on top. The kid was over the moon, and it was just a really cute and funny moment.
What are some of the most humorous Irish court stories you know?
One story is about a man who was in court for not paying his pub tab. He told the judge that he thought the drinks were on the house because the bartender was so friendly. The judge found it quite amusing.
What are some of the most humorous funny Diwali stories you know?
A woman was making rangolis for Diwali. She was so focused on making it perfect that she didn't notice her dog walking over it. When she finally saw the paw prints all over her beautiful rangoli, she was shocked at first but then burst out laughing at how cute it looked.
What are some of the most humorous Funny Christmas Angel Stories?
At a Christmas pageant, the little boy playing the angel got his wings tangled up with the shepherd's staff right before his big entrance. He ended up tumbling onto the stage, wings flapping everywhere. Instead of a solemn angel appearance, it was a hilarious moment that everyone in the audience still talks about.
What are some of the most memorable humorous Christmas shopping stories?
There was this time when I was in a crowded mall during Christmas shopping. I saw a man trying to carry a huge teddy bear that was almost as big as him. He was struggling to get it through the narrow aisles, bumping into people and displays. Everyone was amused by his determination to get that bear as a gift for someone.
What are some of the most humorous Warhammer 40k Ork stories you know?
A really funny Ork story involves an Ork Painboy. He was trying to 'fix' an injured Ork. He used all sorts of crazy tools and substances. He ended up painting the Ork bright pink instead of actually treating his wounds. The injured Ork didn't seem to mind though and just strutted around showing off his new 'color'. The other Orks were either laughing or scratching their heads in confusion.
What are the most interesting humorous animal stories you know?
A story about a monkey. It saw a man wearing a hat and was so curious. It climbed down the tree, snatched the hat from the man's head and put it on its own. Then it started to imitate the man's walk, which was hilarious.