Tell me some funny short people stories.
Once, a short person was at a grocery store trying to reach a box of cereal on the top shelf. He jumped and jumped but couldn't get it. Then he saw a long - handled broom nearby. He used it to knock the box down. But instead of just falling in front of him, it bounced and hit an old lady's cart. The old lady was startled at first but then she and the short man ended up laughing about it.
There was a short man who went to a carnival. He tried to ride the big roller coaster, but the attendant thought he was too short and tried to stop him. But he was so determined. He jumped up and down, shouting 'I can do it!' Eventually, they let him on. He had the time of his life and came off the ride with the biggest grin. His short stature added to the hilarity of the whole situation.
Tell me some of the 15 funny short stories.
Well, perhaps in one of the 15 funny short stories, there is a clumsy magician. Instead of making a rabbit appear from his hat, he pulls out his own sock. Then there could be a story about a group of ants that accidentally march into a dollhouse and think they've found a new kingdom. Also, a story where a man thinks his car has a mind of its own because every time he tries to park, it seems to go in the wrong direction.
Tell me some really funny fat people stories.
There was a fat man who entered a dance competition. His moves were so unique because of his size. Every time he tried to do a spin, he would lose his balance and end up knocking over other dancers. But instead of getting angry, the other contestants found it really funny and the audience was in stitches. He ended up being the most memorable (if not the best) dancer in the competition.
Tell me some funny inappropriate short stories.
One day, a man went to the zoo. He saw a monkey wearing a hat. He tried to take a photo but the monkey grabbed his phone and started taking selfies. It was inappropriate as it wasn't allowed but it was really funny.
Tell me some funny short animal stories.
A dog once chased its own tail for hours. It thought it was some other small animal. When it finally caught it, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to actually get it. It then just let go and walked away as if nothing had happened.
Tell me some funny naughty short stories.
Once there was a little monkey. It was very naughty. One day, it saw a hat on a man's head and thought it would be funny to steal it. So it quickly climbed a tree above the man, waited for the right moment, and then swooped down, grabbed the hat and ran up the tree again. The man was shocked at first but then couldn't help laughing at the monkey's naughty behavior.
Tell me some funny sex short stories.
One funny story could be about a couple who tried to be very romantic and have a candlelit dinner before getting intimate. But the cat knocked over one of the candles and set the tablecloth on fire. They ended up running around the house trying to put out the small fire instead of having their special moment.
Tell me some short funny stories for kids.
For kids, there's this story. A mouse saw a big piece of cheese in a mousetrap. It thought it could be really clever and just take the cheese without setting off the trap. So it tiptoed over. But as soon as it touched the cheese, the trap snapped shut on its tail. The mouse ran around in circles, pulling the mousetrap with it. Another story is about a little girl who painted her face like a clown with her mother's makeup. She thought she was going to a circus and started doing circus tricks in the living room. And there's a puppy that chased its own shadow all day long, thinking it was another puppy that was really good at hiding.
Tell me some funny monkey short stories.
A monkey once stole a hat from a tourist. It then put the hat on its head and started to perform for the other monkeys. It danced around, made funny faces, and even tried to talk like a human. The other monkeys were entertained, and the tourist couldn't help but laugh when he saw the monkey having so much fun with his hat.
Tell me some funny embarrassing short stories.
I was wearing a new pair of shoes to school. They were a bit too big for me. As I was walking down the hall, one of my shoes slipped off and flew in front of a really cute guy. I had to hop over to pick it up while everyone was looking and laughing. It was such an embarrassing moment, but now I can laugh about it.
Tell me some funny short football stories.
Once, a goalkeeper was so confident that he started doing some silly dance moves during a free - kick. But the ball took a strange deflection and went right into the goal through his legs while he was still dancing. Hilarious!