Can you share some funny short text stories?

2024-11-07 05:36

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2024-11-07 06:52

One more. A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asked, 'Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants?' The pirate said, 'Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!'

2024-11-07 06:27

Here's another. A man told his doctor that he broke his arm in two places. The doctor said, 'Well, don't go to those places any more.'

Can you share some funny text messages stories?

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2024-11-11 20:16

Well, I have a story. My mom texted me 'I put my phone in the fridge by mistake. I thought it was my sandwich!' It was really silly. And once, my neighbor texted 'I chased a squirrel out of my yard and it ran up a tree and then stared at me like it won.' These text message stories are just the little comical moments in our daily lives that we can share and laugh about.

Can you share some funny emoji text stories?

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2024-11-10 00:38

Well, there was a story about a 💕 emoji and a 💔 emoji. The 💕 emoji was looking for a friend and found the 💔 emoji all alone. The 💕 emoji asked 'What happened to you?' The 💔 emoji said 'I got broken in a virtual fight.' So the 💕 emoji decided to stay with the 💔 emoji to make it feel better.

Can you share some funny text message stories?

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2024-10-30 08:08

Sure. Once my friend sent a text saying 'I just saw a cat riding a skateboard!' It was so absurd that I couldn't stop laughing. Another time, my sister texted me 'I'm stuck in the washing machine. Help!' which was clearly a joke but still very funny.

Can you share some funny short short stories?

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2024-11-10 16:40

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some funny short stories?

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2024-11-12 06:51

There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can rule something!' This is a really funny short story.

Can you share some funny short stories?

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2024-11-06 19:44

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some funny tumblr text posts stories?

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2024-11-03 15:36

Sure. One funny Tumblr text post story was about a person trying to cook but ended up creating a 'food monster' instead of a meal. They accidentally mixed all the wrong ingredients and the result was something that looked like it came from a sci - fi movie. Their hilarious description of the whole fiasco had everyone laughing.

Can you share some really funny short short stories?

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2024-10-31 04:59

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some short scary text stories?

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2024-11-07 11:48

Once upon a time, in an old, creaky house, a girl heard strange scratching noises at her bedroom door every night. One night, she finally mustered the courage to open it. There was nothing but a long, dark hallway. As she stepped out, the door slammed shut behind her. She was trapped in the pitch - black with the scratching sound getting closer.

Can you share some short gay text stories?

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2024-11-05 06:32

Sure. One story could be: Two boys, Mark and Tom, met at an art gallery. Mark was immediately drawn to Tom's unique perspective on the paintings. They started chatting and soon realized they had a lot in common. Their friendship quickly grew into something more, and they supported each other through their respective art careers.