Can you share some funny short text stories?
One more. A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asked, 'Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants?' The pirate said, 'Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!'
Here's another. A man told his doctor that he broke his arm in two places. The doctor said, 'Well, don't go to those places any more.'
Can you share some funny short text message stories?
A colleague once texted 'I'm so tired, I just tried to put my keys in the coffee machine instead of my office door. Thank goodness I realized before I poured coffee on them!' It was a hilarious mix - up that he shared through that short text message.
Can you share some funny text stories?
A funny text story goes like this. A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' But the boy was curious. Later he found out that bugs are a delicacy in some cultures. And here is another. A hare was bragging to a tortoise about how fast he could run. The tortoise just smiled and said, 'Let's race.' The hare was so confident he took a nap during the race and of course, the tortoise won.
Can you share some funny short funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Can you share some funny tumblr text stories?
Sure! There was one story on Tumblr where a person tried to bake a cake but ended up mixing up the salt and sugar. Instead of a sweet cake, they got a super salty one. Their family's reactions were hilarious as they all took a bite expecting something delicious.
Can you share some funny nude text stories?
We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics rather than those involving nudity in any form of text stories.
Can you share some funny text emoji stories?
Sure. Once, my friend sent me a text that said 'I'm so tired 😴'. Then I replied with 'Take a break, lazy bones 😜'. And he sent back 'I can't, too much work 🤯'. It was a simple but funny exchange using emojis.
Can you share some funny emoticon text stories?
Sure! Here's one. 😊 Once upon a time, there was a little smiley face emoticon 😀 that went on an adventure in the digital world. It met a sad face 😢 and tried to cheer it up. The smiley face told jokes using text like 'Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!'. And finally, the sad face started to laugh and turned into a happy face too.
Can you share some funny emoji text stories?
Sure. Here's one: 😀Once upon a time, there was a 🐱 cat who always made 😜 faces. One day, it saw a 🐕 dog and sent a text with a 😏 emoji. The dog replied with a 🤔 emoji. Then the cat sent a series of 😂 emojis and a text saying it found a big fish. The dog was so jealous it sent a 😒 emoji.
Can you share some funny text messages stories?
Well, I have a story. My mom texted me 'I put my phone in the fridge by mistake. I thought it was my sandwich!' It was really silly. And once, my neighbor texted 'I chased a squirrel out of my yard and it ran up a tree and then stared at me like it won.' These text message stories are just the little comical moments in our daily lives that we can share and laugh about.
Can you share some funny emoji text stories?
Well, there was a story about a 💕 emoji and a 💔 emoji. The 💕 emoji was looking for a friend and found the 💔 emoji all alone. The 💕 emoji asked 'What happened to you?' The 💔 emoji said 'I got broken in a virtual fight.' So the 💕 emoji decided to stay with the 💔 emoji to make it feel better.