Can you share some funny janitor stories?

2024-11-07 12:42

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2024-11-07 16:27

Sure. There was a janitor who always whistled while he worked. One day, he was whistling a really catchy tune. A student tried to mimic it but made a really funny noise. The janitor laughed so hard that he almost dropped his mop.

2024-11-07 13:13

There was this janitor at a school. He found a pair of false teeth in the lost and found. He put them in his mouth and made funny faces at the students passing by. They all burst out laughing. It became a little tradition for him to do that every now and then with different strange items from the lost and found.

What are some of the most hilarious funny janitor stories you've heard?

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2024-11-07 01:16

At a theater, there was a janitor who loved to give impromptu 'tours' to lost visitors. He would make up wild stories about the 'ghosts' that haunted the stage and how they liked to play pranks on the actors. His vivid descriptions and over - the - top acting made it a really hilarious experience for those who got his 'tour'.

Can you share some funny stories?

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2024-11-04 12:11

A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.

Can you share some funny will stories?

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2024-11-03 19:33

Sure. There was a man whose will stated that his entire collection of novelty socks should be given to his dog. Every time the dog wore a pair, it looked so hilarious with the socks flopping around as it walked.

Can you share some funny 911 stories?

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2024-11-02 21:25

Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.

Can you share some doctors share funny stories?

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2024-11-06 20:46

There was a doctor who shared that he had a patient who was a sleepwalker. One night, the patient walked into the hospital in his pajamas, thinking it was his home. He tried to get into one of the empty beds. When the nurses found him, he was still half - asleep and asking for his breakfast as if he was at home. This story always makes people chuckle.

Can you share some stories from '2022 funny stories'?

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2024-10-30 19:14

Well, one of the stories was about a man who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in his coffee. The look on his face when he took the first sip was priceless.

Can you share some funny whisper stories?

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2024-11-07 15:49

Sure. Here's one. A little boy whispered to his mom in the library, 'Mom, that man's hair looks like a bird's nest.' His mom had to try really hard not to laugh out loud.

Can you share some funny pulpit stories?

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2024-11-07 15:34

Sure. There was a preacher who was talking about Noah's Ark. He accidentally called the animals 'pets' instead of 'creatures'. So he was saying things like 'Noah took two of each pet on the ark', which made the congregation chuckle.

Can you share some funny girlfriend stories?

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2024-11-07 14:55

Sure. Once my girlfriend tried to cook a special dinner for me. She followed an online recipe but got a bit confused. Instead of adding a teaspoon of salt, she added a tablespoon. The meal was super salty but we ended up laughing so hard about it.

Can you share some funny hoghead stories?

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2024-11-07 14:43

Well, there's a story about a hoghead that found a shiny object. He was so curious that he carried it around everywhere, thinking it was some sort of precious treasure. But it turned out to be just a piece of broken glass. All the other animals in the farm were amused by his naivete.