What are some of the most hilarious funny janitor stories you've heard?

2024-11-07 01:16

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2024-11-07 05:19

At a theater, there was a janitor who loved to give impromptu 'tours' to lost visitors. He would make up wild stories about the 'ghosts' that haunted the stage and how they liked to play pranks on the actors. His vivid descriptions and over - the - top acting made it a really hilarious experience for those who got his 'tour'.

2024-11-07 01:23

In a hospital, a janitor found a pair of crutches in a corner. He started using them to pretend he was a pirate with a peg leg. He hopped around the corridors, making 'arrr' sounds. The patients and nurses couldn't stop laughing. His antics really brightened up the usually serious hospital environment.

What are some of the most hilarious siblings funny stories you've heard?

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2024-11-06 21:59

There was this story about two siblings who were trying to prank their parents. They set up a fake spider made of paper on their parents' bed. But when their mom saw it, she screamed so loud that the siblings got scared and started crying instead. It was really funny how their prank backfired.

What are some of the most hilarious funny aging stories you've heard?

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2024-11-05 12:08

A man in his 80s decided he wanted to learn skateboarding. His family thought he was crazy. But he was determined. He would practice in his driveway and kept falling. But he never gave up. Eventually, he could do some basic moves. It was so funny to see an old man on a skateboard.

What are some of the most hilarious funny metalhead stories you've heard?

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2024-10-31 09:40

Well, I heard of a metalhead who was at a family gathering. His family was very conservative. He showed up wearing his full metal gear - spikes, chains, and all. His grandma thought he was some sort of knight and kept asking him if he was going to slay dragons. It was really funny seeing him trying to explain what metal was to his grandma without scaring her too much.

What are the most hilarious Costco funny stories you've heard?

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2024-11-05 13:30

I heard about a couple at Costco. The wife put a huge box of diapers in the cart and the husband thought it was a new type of couch and started sitting on it. He was so confused when he realized what it actually was. Their back - and - forth about it was quite hilarious. Well, it shows how some products can be deceiving in their size and appearance at Costco. There are so many large and bulky items that it's easy to mistake one for another. And the husband's reaction when he found out the truth was just priceless.

What are the most hilarious funny mcat stories you've heard?

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2024-10-25 22:46

One of the most hilarious ones I've heard was a student who brought their lunch in a big paper bag. During the break, they opened it and found out that the sandwich had squished all over their study materials. Another is about a test - taker who got their pen stuck in their hair while trying to quickly put it away to start the next section. And then there was a student who started singing a song softly to themselves to calm their nerves, but didn't realize how loud they were getting until the people around them started giving them strange looks.

What are some of the most hilarious funny computer tech stories you've heard?

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2024-11-07 13:26

I heard about a team of engineers who were testing a new server. They were so focused on getting it up and running that they didn't notice they had misconfigured the cooling system. The server got so hot that it started making strange beeping noises. When they finally realized what was going on, they found that the heat had caused some of the components to expand and the server case was bulging a little. It was a funny and costly mistake for them to learn from.

What are some of the most hilarious wedding planner funny stories you've heard?

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2024-11-04 02:08

I heard about a wedding planner who accidentally booked two different weddings at the same venue on the same day. Chaos ensued as both sets of families showed up. But the planner managed to quickly find an alternative location for one of the weddings and everything worked out in the end, though there were a lot of stressed - out moments.

What are some of the most hilarious funny home buying stories you've heard?

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2024-11-01 05:40

A young couple bought a house near a park. They were told there was a small shed in the backyard. When they moved in, they discovered it was a full - sized, beautifully made log cabin. They now use it as a guest house and it's always a great story to tell their visitors.

What are some of the most hilarious funny funeral director stories you've heard?

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2024-10-25 04:36

There was a story about a funeral director who worked in a small town. One day, he received a call from a very confused old lady who thought the funeral home was a hotel. She asked if she could book a room for the weekend. The director was so polite and patiently explained the nature of the place. It was a really light - hearted moment among all the usually somber interactions he had.

What are the most hilarious funny weight loss stories you've heard?

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2024-11-04 19:03

A man tried to lose weight by running up and down the stairs in his office building during lunch break. One day, he tripped and rolled all the way down. Thankfully, he wasn't seriously hurt. After that, he decided to find a safer way to exercise. He joined a gym instead. It was really funny but also a bit of a wake - up call for him to be more careful while exercising for weight loss.