Is there a really humorous roof collapse insurance story you know?
There was a man who had a roof collapse during a calm night. He told the insurance company that he thought the moon's gravitational pull was too strong for his old roof. He went on and on about how the moon was to blame. The insurance people knew it was a silly excuse but it made for a very funny story around the office.
I heard about a situation where a roof caved in after a very small gust of wind. The homeowner told the insurance company that the wind was like a mini - tornado just for his roof. He even made up a story about how the wind had a vendetta against his roof. It was so funny that the insurance adjuster had a hard time keeping a straight face while dealing with the claim.
Tell me a roof collapse funny insurance story.
Well, once a man had a roof collapse during a really light rain. He called his insurance company. The adjuster came and asked how it happened. The man said, 'I think the raindrops were just too heavy for it.' The adjuster was so amused by this odd excuse that he told everyone in the office, and they all had a good laugh while still processing the claim.
What are some really funny car insurance stories that you know?
A man thought his comprehensive car insurance covered everything, so when his kids drew all over his car with washable markers, he called the insurance company. They had to explain that it was not a covered event. He was so embarrassed. He thought any kind of 'damage' to the car was covered.
Do you know any really humorous Thanksgiving stories?
Sure. There was a family that had a pet turkey named Tom. Every year, Tom would strut around the yard like he knew it was Thanksgiving time. One Thanksgiving, Tom managed to get into the house and chased the family cat around the dining table during the meal prep. It was chaos but also really funny as the cat was hissing and Tom was gobbling away. In the end, they had to put Tom back outside so they could finish cooking.
Is 'Fiddler on the Roof' really based on a true story?
Yes, it is. 'Fiddler on the Roof' is based on the stories of Sholem Aleichem, which were inspired by the lives of Jewish people in pre - revolutionary Russia. It shows their traditions, family values, and the challenges they faced during that time.
Can you share a really bad travel insurance horror story?
Here's one. A solo traveler was in a car accident while on a road trip in another country. His travel insurance was meant to cover the cost of vehicle repair and his medical treatment. But the insurance company tried to low - ball the repair estimate and also said that some of his medical treatments were not necessary, so they wouldn't cover them. He had to pay a significant amount from his own savings just to get back on his feet and continue his journey.
Do you know any really humorous funny big fish stories?
Well, I've heard of a story where a woman went fishing alone. She was using a very small fishing rod. All of a sudden, she got a bite from what she thought was a little fish. But as she pulled, she realized it was a huge fish. It dragged her around in her small boat for a while. She was screaming and laughing at the same time. Eventually, she managed to get the fish close enough to see that it was a big salmon. It was quite a comical situation as she was this tiny woman against this big fish with a tiny rod.
Can you share a really humorous homophone story?
Sure. There is a story about a pair of pears. A little girl went to the market with her mom. Her mom said, 'Let's buy a pair of pears.' The girl was really excited and started looking for two people named 'Pair' selling pears. When her mom saw what she was doing, she couldn't stop laughing. It took a while for the girl to understand the homophone 'pair' and 'pears'.
Can you share a really humorous Sweet 16 story?
Sure. There was this girl's Sweet 16. She had invited all her friends and family. When it was time to cut the cake, she accidentally dropped the knife and it landed right in her father's shoe. Everyone was stunned for a second and then started laughing. Her father just joked that it was a new way of getting his attention.
Does anyone know the entire story of the collapse?
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What are the funniest life insurance stories you know?
One funny story is about a man who misread his life insurance policy. He thought it covered him if he lost his hair due to stress. So when he started balding, he tried to claim. The insurance company had to explain that it wasn't a covered event. He was so disappointed and his friends couldn't stop laughing at his misunderstanding.