What are some of the most memorable funny spetsnaz stories?
A Spetsnaz group was on a training exercise in the mountains. They set up camp near a small stream. One of the guys thought it would be a good idea to go fishing in the stream using a handmade spear. He spent hours trying to catch a fish but only managed to scare them all away. His frustrated attempts and the comments from his comrades made for a really funny story.
There is a story about a Spetsnaz team that had to operate in a very muddy area. As they were moving, one soldier slipped and slid down a small slope, right into a muddy puddle. His entire body was covered in mud. When he got up, he looked like some sort of mud monster. His comrades couldn't stop laughing, and even he had to laugh at his own misfortune. This moment of clumsiness in an otherwise highly - trained and disciplined unit is quite a funny story.
During a simulation exercise, a Spetsnaz unit was supposed to ambush an 'enemy' convoy. They hid in the bushes waiting for the right moment. But when the convoy finally came, one of the soldiers sneezed so loudly that the 'enemies' immediately knew something was up. Instead of attacking, the Spetsnaz unit had to quickly retreat. The whole situation, from the sneeze to the panicked retreat, was quite comical.
Can you share some funny spetsnaz stories?
One funny Spetsnaz story is about their training. Once, during a wilderness survival training, a Spetsnaz unit was tasked with building shelters from scratch. One of the soldiers accidentally used a thorny bush as part of the roofing for their shelter. When they all tried to squeeze in for the night, they ended up getting pricked all over. It was a chaotic and hilarious situation.
What are some of the most memorable funny 2020 stories?
Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.
What are some of the most memorable gangsterbb funny stories?
One memorable story is about a gangsterbb called Max. He was in a 'negotiation' with another gang. He was trying to act all tough and intimidating. But his pants accidentally split right in the middle of the meeting. Everyone burst out laughing, and the tense situation turned into a comedy. He was so embarrassed that he just ran away. It was really funny how something so unexpected could completely change the mood.
What are some of the most memorable funny eviction stories?
One funny story is about a tenant who painted the entire apartment bright pink without permission. When the landlord saw it, his face was priceless. He immediately evicted the tenant. Another time, a tenant filled the bathtub with live fish and was using it as a makeshift fishpond. The landlord walked in and couldn't believe his eyes. That led to an eviction too.
What are some of the most memorable funny evangelism stories?
I heard of an evangelist who visited a school. He was showing a picture of Jesus to the kids. One kid asked if Jesus could play basketball. The evangelist said yes. And the kid then said he wanted to play with Jesus because he thought Jesus would be really good at dunking. It was a really cute and funny moment that opened up a great discussion about Jesus' superhuman abilities in a kid - friendly way.
What are some of the most memorable funny wingman stories?
I remember this time when my pal liked a girl in our class. I became the wingman. I noticed she always sat in the same spot in the library. So I convinced my friend to also study there. One day, I 'accidentally' spilled my coffee near her table. My friend helped clean it up and they started talking. It led to a great friendship and later something more. This story is funny because it was all about being in the right place at the right time and using a little clumsiness to our advantage.
What are some of the most memorable funny elf stories?
One memorable story is about an elf who tried to dye his hair a different color. He used the wrong potion and ended up with bright purple hair that glowed in the dark. His family was shocked at first but then they all had a good laugh about it. It took weeks for the color to fade away.
What are some of the most memorable funny obedience stories?
I know a story about a rabbit. The owner trained it to come when called by name. Once, the rabbit was in the middle of munching on some carrots in the garden. When the owner called its name, it hopped all the way back to the owner, leaving behind half - eaten carrots. It was really funny to see it so eager to be obedient.
What are some of the most memorable Archeage funny stories?
A memorable one is when a player was fishing. He thought he had caught a huge, rare fish. He was pulling and pulling, shouting for his friends to come and see. But when he finally reeled it in, it was just an old boot with a fishbone stuck in it. His friends couldn't stop laughing at his disappointment.
What are some of the most memorable funny MJ stories?
One memorable story is when MJ was filming a music video. He had to do a scene where he was supposed to look really serious, but the crew kept making him laugh. Every time they called 'action', he would start giggling. Eventually, they all had a good laugh together and finally got the shot. It shows his playful side.