One funny story is about a boy who thought his nose was a button. Every time someone passed by, he would say 'Push my nose - button!' Another is about a mouse that thought it could outrun a cat if it wore roller - skates. It got the skates on and zoomed out of its hole, right into the waiting paws of the cat. And then there's the story of a parrot that learned to say 'Polly wants a cracker' but then refused to say it unless it was given a real diamond instead of a cracker.
I know a story. A group of crows were having a meeting. One crow said, 'Let's all caw in unison to show our unity.' But when they tried, it just sounded like chaos. There's also a story about a fish that wanted to learn how to walk on land. It practiced and practiced, but all it could do was flop around pathetically. And yet another about a dog that thought it was a cat. It tried to climb trees and lick its paws all day long, much to the amusement of its real cat friends in the neighborhood.
There's a story about a donkey. This donkey loved to bray at the most inappropriate times, like in the middle of the night. One night, it woke up all the other animals with its loud braying. The next day, all the animals were so sleepy that they just lay around. But the donkey didn't seem to care and continued to bray whenever it felt like it. Another funny farm story is about a group of hens. They found a shiny object and all fought over it, thinking it was some special kind of egg. They pecked at each other until the farmer came and took the shiny object away, which was just an old coin.
Here is one. A child tried to feed his toy dinosaur with real food because he thought it was alive. He put a plate of spaghetti in front of it and was waiting for it to start eating. It was so cute and funny.
Well, there's the story of the duck that got lost in a supermarket. It waddled up and down the aisles, quacking at the customers. People were both surprised and amused. In the end, the store manager caught it and released it outside.
A story I like is about a vampire who was allergic to garlic. One day, he went to a restaurant not knowing they served garlic bread. When the smell hit him, his fangs started to itch. He tried to be cool about it but ended up sneezing all over the place. It was a funny and spooky scene.
One story is about a clumsy penguin. All the other penguins were good at swimming and catching fish. This penguin was always the last. But he was very good at making the other penguins laugh. One day, a big storm came. The penguins were scared. But this clumsy penguin told funny stories and made everyone feel better. In the end, they all worked together and survived the storm. It shows that everyone has their value.
There's a really funny short story about a group of birds. They decided to have a singing competition. The crow was so confident that it could win. But when it started to sing, all the other birds covered their ears. The crow was so offended that it said it would never sing again. But the next day, it couldn't help but start singing again, and the same thing happened. It's a great example of a cool and funny short story. This story shows how self - confident the crow was, but also how bad its singing actually was, which creates a very humorous situation.
Well, I know a story. A vampire went to a dentist. The dentist was shocked but the vampire just said, 'I need to get my fangs polished.' The dentist couldn't stop laughing and the vampire left in a huff, saying it was a spooky experience for him. It's a short and funny take on a spooky character.
A funny sarcastic short story is about a man who boasted about his driving skills. His wife said, 'Yes, dear. Every time you drive, it's like a new adventure in chaos and near - death experiences.' There's also a story where a girl showed her very messy drawing to her art teacher. The teacher said, 'This is so creative. It looks like the work of a deranged genius.'
There is a story about two fish in a tank. One fish says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' It's humorous as it gives human - like behavior and thoughts to fish, who of course can't drive a tank in reality. It shows a silly and unexpected situation.
In a camping trip, a group of friends decided to tell spooky but funny stories. One girl told a story about a ghost who was scared of the dark. So every time the night came, the ghost would hide in a camper's sleeping bag. Everyone was laughing so hard imagining a scared ghost.