What are some of the funniest lost baby stories you've heard?

2024-11-09 10:13

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2024-11-09 13:53

One time, a baby lost his way in a large supermarket. He managed to find the aisle with the balloons. He grabbed a bunch of balloons and they started to lift him a little off the ground. He was laughing while the balloons carried him a short distance until an employee caught him. It was a really funny scene.

2024-11-09 10:51

I heard about a baby who lost his parents at the zoo. He found himself in front of the monkey enclosure. The monkeys were jumping around and the baby started imitating them, bouncing up and down and making monkey - like sounds. It was hilarious.

What are some of the funniest baby stories you've heard?

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2024-11-01 16:37

I once heard about a baby that got into his mother's makeup. He ended up with bright red lipstick all over his face and eyeshadow on his cheeks like a little clown. It was so funny.

What are some of the funniest new baby stories you've heard?

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2024-11-10 18:40

A baby girl was given a soft teddy bear. She held it tight and then started talking to it in her baby language as if she was having a serious conversation. It was hilarious.

What are some of the funniest Toastmasters stories you've heard?

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2024-11-19 15:32

A funny Toastmasters story I heard was about a speaker who was demonstrating a magic trick as part of his speech. But things went wrong and the 'magic' object flew across the room. Instead of getting embarrassed, he turned it into a comedy bit about how magic can sometimes be unpredictable. Everyone loved it.

What are some of the funniest military stories you've heard?

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2024-11-19 13:38

A unit was on a field mission. They set up their tents at night. In the middle of the night, a soldier thought he heard an enemy approaching. He woke up everyone in a panic. But it turned out to be just a wild rabbit that had bumped into their tent. This false alarm led to a lot of teasing and joking among the soldiers for days.

What are some of the funniest mom stories you've heard?

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2024-11-19 05:10

I heard a story where a mom accidentally put her phone in the freezer instead of the fridge while looking for a cold drink. She was so confused when she couldn't find it later. It was really funny.

What are some of the funniest knitting stories you've heard?

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2024-11-19 01:35

I heard about a woman who knitted a pair of mittens for her husband. But she misread the pattern and made them so small that they only fit her cat. It was really funny seeing the cat with those tiny mittens on.

What are some of the funniest bridesmaid stories you've heard?

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2024-11-18 20:07

I heard about a bridesmaid who wore two different - colored shoes by mistake. She didn't notice until the pictures were being taken. Everyone had a great laugh when they realized what had happened.

What are some of the funniest bichon stories you've heard?

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2024-11-18 15:57

One really funny story is about a bichon that tried to imitate its owner's yoga poses. It would clumsily try to stand on its hind legs and stretch its front paws up in the air. It was a really adorable and comical attempt at yoga, and everyone who saw it couldn't stop laughing.

What are some of the funniest colonoscopy stories you've heard?

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2024-11-18 15:57

A patient once told the medical staff before the colonoscopy that he was more worried about his colonoscopy 'look' than the actual procedure. He was joking about how his colon might be presented in pictures. Another patient woke up and immediately asked if his colon was now 'colonoscopy - proof'.

What are some of the funniest gym stories you've heard?

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2024-11-18 15:32

I heard about a man who went to the gym in his brand - new, super - tight workout clothes. When he started doing squats, the pants ripped right down the middle. He was so embarrassed, but everyone around couldn't stop laughing. He quickly grabbed his towel and ran to the changing room.