What are some of the funniest renovation stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-11-13 23:57
A man was renovating his bedroom and decided to paint the walls by himself. He didn't use enough drop cloths. By the time he was done, the floor was covered in more paint than the walls. His dog walked through it and left paw prints all over the place.
What are some of the funniest clinic stories you've heard?At a dental clinic, a young patient was so nervous that when the dentist asked him to open his mouth, he accidentally started doing the Macarena dance instead. The dentist was so surprised that he couldn't help but laugh. It took a while for the patient to calm down and finally get his teeth checked.
What are some of the funniest golf stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-11-13 18:24
One funny story is about a golfer who was really confident. He bet his friends that he could hit a hole - in - one. He took his shot, and the ball went straight into a nearby pond. A fish then jumped out of the water with the ball in its mouth and dropped it right into the hole. His friends didn't know whether to pay up or not.
What are some of the funniest cake stories you've heard?In a school bake sale, a student made a cake that was purple. He used beetroot juice to color it. When people tasted it, they were surprised by the unique flavor. The whole story of this purple beetroot cake became a really funny and talked - about event at the school.
What are some of the funniest GLBT stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-11-13 05:06
There was a bisexual woman who participated in a local talent show. She did a stand - up comedy routine about her experiences dating both men and women. She told really funny anecdotes like the time she took a guy on a date to a really girly - themed café and his horrified face was priceless, and also about a girl she dated who was obsessed with superheroes and would always compare their relationship to different superhero duos. Her act was so relatable and humorous that she won the talent show.
What are some of the funniest rabbi stories you've heard?A rabbi was traveling with his congregation on a long journey. They got lost on the way. The rabbi said, 'Maybe we should follow the stars like our ancestors did.' But then it started to rain heavily. So the rabbi quickly added, 'Or maybe we should just find a nice inn and wait for the rain to stop. I think our ancestors would approve too.' Everyone had a good laugh and they found shelter together. This story shows the rabbi's quick - wittedness and his ability to make the best out of a difficult situation.
What are some of the funniest covid stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-11-13 02:44
I heard about a man who accidentally turned off his camera during an important work meeting on Zoom, but he didn't realize it. He started making the funniest faces and dancing around his living room thinking no one could see him. When he finally noticed, he was so embarrassed but it was really funny for everyone else.