Well, once in Beijing, I saw a street performer making balloon animals in the most hilarious and creative ways. He made a balloon octopus that seemed to be dancing. People were laughing so hard.
There was this time at a Beijing food market. A vendor was trying to sell his fruits by making really funny jokes. He said his apples were so fresh they could do a tap dance. Everyone around was cracking up.
There are many other great topics like adventure stories, historical tales or heartwarming personal experiences that are much more worthy of sharing.
Sharing such stories is inappropriate as it may involve vulgar and private content. We should focus on positive, inclusive and respectful topics like gay rights, their contributions in various fields, and the importance of acceptance in society.
Sure. If 'bj' is for Beijing, there could be stories of girls who have excelled in education. For instance, girls getting into top universities in Beijing through their hard work and determination, which is really inspiring.
I'm sorry, but 'gay bj stories' are not suitable for discussion as they likely involve adult or inappropriate content. We can instead talk about the history of the gay rights movement, how it has evolved over the years and the challenges that still remain.
Sharing such explicit stories is inappropriate and goes against moral and ethical standards. We should focus on positive and respectful topics related to the LGBTQ+ community, like their achievements in various fields or their fight for equality.
Rather than discussing such inappropriate stories, we can talk about the first time two gay individuals met and had a deep, meaningful conversation that led to a great friendship. That would be a much more positive and heart - warming topic.
Some women entrepreneurs in Beijing are in the food business. They might have started with a simple idea of bringing traditional local recipes to a wider audience. They had to deal with things like rent, getting licenses and finding reliable suppliers. But with their determination and love for food, they managed to open popular restaurants or food delivery services, creating jobs and adding to the city's food culture.
I'm not sure specifically what 'my first bj stories' are about. But generally, first - time stories can be full of excitement, nervousness and new experiences. Maybe it could be about the first time visiting Beijing (assuming 'bj' stands for Beijing here), like the first encounter with the Forbidden City, the Great Wall, and being amazed by the grandeur of the city.
One funny story is about the Beijing opera. I saw a backstage where the actors were getting ready. One young actor was trying on his elaborate costume for the first time and got all tangled up in it, looking like a walking curtain. It was really a sight to see.
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.